First 5 posts decide what I stick up my ass hole

First 5 posts decide what I stick up my ass hole.

comb

fish

An open Butterfly Knive

my dick

Frying pan

Cucumber

an entie Watermelon

How about a hairbrush? I don't have a comb.

beer bottle

barbed wire

OP not a faggot!

he's putting shits on his ass
he's a fag anyway
but since he delivered, he's a good fag

pet's tail
if no pet, bottle. if no bottle, broom as far as you can go. if no broom, chair leg

better find a fish now.

Well this is now a thread

Dude you're cute
Finger?

If dubs, 3 fingers.

Reroll? I've done it before, it's not too difficult.

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How about mine?

Better shot

Be lookin like Agent Mulder with longer hair kek

gayyyyyyyy

I didn't even get dubs.

Fuck wrong gif

Fuck it, you get the point.

I just liked your suggestion.

I haven't wiped in almost a week, btw.

Kinky, can you shit and take a pic?

Okay

Fuck yeah, it makes surprisingly good lube doesn't it.