Roast me the best you can

roast me the best you can

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I respect you and think you deserve equal pay

You're the reason we have to check the boxes "male or female" when signing up to something.

tits or gtfo

this roast wouldn't be neccessary if your parents loved you

tit or get the fuck out

your dad was too negligent and not abusive enough

Least convincing trap I've ever seen.

also, obvious trap, but still tits... or... you know... gtfo.

Just because you always wear resting bitch face doesn't mean your opinion matters or anybody thinks you're terrifying at all.

you look like a self confident young girl that does not have an abusive older boyfriend

Don't respond to attention whores, you dumb newfaggots.

Sage

mad make-up fag

Have you ever considered just getting a train on you because I don't see what attractiveness you have to maintain value.

Why the nose ring? What does it represent to you? Besides your love for Hot Topic.

You look like an uglier version of uncle Leo.

we don't need to roast what's already brown

How new am I that I know sage doesn't work and you don't???

bumping this god tier thread

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you're a copy of every mindless tumblr reddit whore who tries to compensate for a lack of charisma and constantly shitposting the same stupid quotes from people you know nothing about and books you've never read.. but it's in black and white with cozy font, so you think your version is unique somehow. So, now that that obvious is out of the way.. really, you're not worth shitting on.. there is no, "you", just this image that you've been presented with and you decided to become to make up for your complete lack of intelligence and charisma. I'd feel sorry for you, but you're really just a dumb bitch and I think both you and I are completely fine with that.

Ouch.
*chk chk
Burn!

the fact you are posting on Sup Forums is sad enough as it is.

Except it does and you're retarded.

Are you related to a girl name Jill Franks?

it looks like you fell asleep and two chihuahuas scooted their butts across the space where your eyebrows used to be.

Fuck you trap faggot.

Post tits and stop with your hi im Fred cosplay

I'd hook up with you. Would even hang out.

I think your fucking beautiful and I would totally take care of you for the rest of my pitiful life. Take that, bitch.

You guys are hilarious, I knew you wouldnt disappoint me

the fact that you're asking Sup Forumstards to roast you is on its own a roast you did to yourself

Stop being a stuck up bitch and show your fuckign tits already.

i would actually date you despite you being a trap or not

Just show your tits. You have about 6 more years before you start aging and with your face your'e going to look like a used eastern European whore.

Judging my your nose ring, your dyke hair, talent-less makeup and the fact that you're posting on Sup Forums I know enough about you to think that you aren't using that tight body of yours to secure a man that'll take care of your lazy ass.

Because you're already fucked I would say get into came whoring, porn or something where you can use that tight teen pussy of yours to make a few bucks. (I'm assuming you're to lazy for even that) Because God knows when you're 26 no man is going to want you anyway.

too easy

Eyebrows.

>ruined

thanks haha

alright. first, what kind of insecure shitfuck would ask for anything like this? You have no self-respect, which probably means you also don't have any respect for the people or world around you. I don't care that you're most likely a trap, probably the one who initiated this whole bathroom equality bullshit. You are what's wrong with the world, and you're a fucking piece of shit for being alone and bored on a saturday night, and so desperate for attention, that this is what you came up with. Maybe you lie to yourself and say it's funny and get a little escape from the cesspool that is your life. But guess what? Tomorrow morning you still have to wake up to your shit life, with your dreams unfulfilled because you were too afraid to take a step, or gave up because things got real. Fuck off and die, you fucking trash ass bitch.

You have a very punchable face.
I can tell you're the ugly, defensive friend that guys have to bypass in order to obtain the hot one.

I'd roofie you but I wouldn't touch you because gross

So which one cats, or, chickens or catchin
Eye shadow really helps with the black eye
Sucks you like cats, all those hair balls

4chin is the only place that you can try to white knite with insults

wow, that was really good. you are spot on! :D

kek you look like the joker

Hate the nose rings.

Would cum on ur face.

Wow, I've never seen a face that was 90% nose before

Look like a tranny. And a kike. You look like you have a forest of leg and armpit hair.

I'm not white knighting anything. I myself am a bad person, and would let unworthy trash like this dangle from a cliff if it helped the majority. Let the weak perish.

Idk i think your pretty hot and i would definitely wanna hang with you. Idt you look like a trap at all, i wpuld be pumped to date you

God you look like Freddy Mercury face fucked Charlie sheen while they were both snorting coke

i'm italian, i can't help it

I would but I fear your vegan diet might clog up my colon.

Too much makeup and your eyebrows are ugly af.

OP please be honest, are you biologically male or female?

That is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. you win.

Am Italian, can relate.
It's not so much of a nose; it's more like a sundial. Just lay on your back and tell the time.

roast this bitch on facebook i just want to hear the stories tomorrow have fun Sup Forumsros
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I retract my eariler statement because as soon as I saw jew noseNothing mill a boner

I swear it's like you guys stalk me or something

that is very fucked up

Mutha' fucka' got Yu-Gi-Oh hair.

>sage doesn't work
You wut?
Man... the shithole gets shittier in the wrong direction by the minute

i almost missed this one haha

I am biologically female. I can see why you would think otherwise though

fuck you bogdan, fuck you, and your eyebrows

that's the best compliment i've ever received.

Yeah, was thinking the same thing... Is this a trap?

Does it really matter

If it's a girl I'll fuck it in the ass
If it's a guy I'll fuck it in the ass

you have potential, if i were you i'd stop filling in my eyebrows so harsh and go lighter with the eyeshadow
lip gloss is also kinda gross imo

You look like you were molested as a child, also tits or gtfu trap

gross, pervert. i can see you're a dude. i'll never share a restroom with you and you should be gassed.

i appreciate your honesty

Go grab that lava lamp and drink the magma you fucking Decepitcon!

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you are kinda cute, pretty yeah
as for the insult, grow some fucking hair on your head please

jebem ti crkvena vrata, jebem ti slavski kolac, rodi mi gomilu retarda sa obrvama kao pijavice, alah agbar

lmao!

no.

Landscaper hasn't been by in a few weeks clearly, those fucking eyebrows are out of control.

It's not cute dude.

Lighting + Makeup + angle

If that disgusting beast walked by me I would gag a little in my mouth. God forbid If I was ever in a situation where I would have to listen to its voice. Which judging my it's nose probably sounds like a suffocating cat in a tuba.

i do have a really annoying voice...

So we should hang out and play pokemon

Well i would pretty much do anything to fuck you

no

Your parents don't accept or love you the way you wish they would, and they never will.

your eyebrows are shitty why even bother how long did you take to make them that ugly

Pfft, tell me something I don't know

We know you would you beta white knighting cuck. Anything above your vast assortment of socks in your top drawer is going to be a life changing experience for you. Provided you could even get it up for that she beast as you fight back all the repressed memories of when your uncle Ricky touched you in the bathtub.

i like being ugly

nice edgelording I guess?

do you want a fucking metal for this edge or some shit?

your nose is so long your face looks like a lion

my life dream is to look like a cat

If Justin Bieber and Caitlyn Jenner had a love child it would be you.

your make is like, really, really bad
you look like a cheap whore

also you just have a bitchy face
your brows are too thick
short hair doesn't work well for you, it elongates your face. i think you need to learn about how to get haircuts that flatter your face
boring looking. cheekbones are shit

Put shoe on head. Post results.

not a cat. a lion.
nothing cute about that face

thank you!!!

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