I think my cat is dissatisfied with her quality of life.
Dubs decides what we do to to make her life more interesting.
I think my cat is dissatisfied with her quality of life
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buy her canned salmon. mine loves that shit
Actually play with her
Get a cat toy and play with the cat
buy her rubber bands. the kind for hair. mine loves that shit.
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Don't do this op, canned fish have levels of mercury that are only safe for humans to consume, but since cats are much smaller, the mercury in the salmon would be of a much larger proportion. If you want to treat her put clam broth in her food.
Spend at minimum 30 dollars usd on boxes and make a big box fort. Cats love dat shit
Lethal injection
Have her nibble on your dick
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Kill it
She loves the smell of my shoes
get a laser pointer
get it a cat friend
get 20 boxes
spread them all around of the house
take pics
Build cardboard fort
longcat approves
This is her current cat friend, even though I'm pretty sure calicos are really aggressive cats they get along pretty well.
fort made of boxes
roll
Rolling for either
But her mice to chase
lol my cat hates laser pointers
Rolling for kill it
Oh shit I'm so sorry...deliver faggot
shave ou haaaaaair, that will be so funny for him
bad idea
Buy her a toy
OP here
Call me a faggot all you want, I am not killing my cat. She's almost 12, she'll probably die soon anyway.
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Sorry OP. whatever it takes to earn "Dear Diary: Today Op was a pretty cool guy" badge.
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DELIVER!! Post pics.
Fuck that shit
wikihow com/Have-Fun-with-Your-Cat
Here's a pretty good list.
Also guys, backwards 69 cancels dubs.
Disqualified, OP said "make her life more interesting" which by default can't include ending life, since life could no longer exist to be more interesting
my vote goes to boxes. Cats fucking love boxes
Much love to this guy
Dress it up in a little Nazi uniform and release it into a synagogue.
Yes it can include ending life. If there is nothing you can, the only way to make its life better is by endin it.
Interesting, not better. And it's interesting in the harmless way.
Then maybe you should vow to visit encyclopedia dramatica's pain series and offended page for that.
Oh yeah one more I forgot, you should look at kittens for a better idea:
show cat porn videos to your cat
also show her some bestiality, like a cat having sex with a dog
give her a bath, pussies love bathes
They're kittens!
*looks at the page*
Dude really wtf?
>if there is nothing you can
I'm pretty sure there's something OP can
Nice idea, but not too much water, did it to one of my cats and it kind of much hurt me bad.
Then maybe you fags should learn to be more caring on life.