Waifu claiming thread.
>It will be done my lord
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Execute Order 66
Shinoa claimed
>Obligatory that's impossible because you're the cutest.
>only mildly drunk
Nurse-chan claimed
Obligatory claim
Never gonna end, like your immense cuteness.
>eternal pats
Hanako route on Katawa Shoujo is giving me them feels, but I shall prevail. What's everyone else doing?
out of all the fucking things in the whole world to give me feels it's K-On
i don't understand why either
still here
Is everyone here from the Americas?
Its what ya love man
is that order where i take a shower??
because that's what im doing
Show me Shinoa legs!
Deputy Shizuru demands it
Miho claimed
>cancer
>
Im trying not to.
Thanks....
>hugs back
- Sh-shut up
Don't fuck it up
one hour left ;-;
youtube.com
youtube.com
Got one for you.
>Miho
Ausfag here.
Yuuko
>smooth
Goddammit what do you want from me?!
>accepts eternal pats forever
> youtube.com
it's okay, it's sweet what goes on!!
use the time wisely!!!
still alive you guys cant kill me
Milinda claim
That's okay. Just let me know!
How are you friend?
>Glad you got through the move safe and sound
>the move safe and sound
>safe and sound
I live in South Hayward. I live right around the corner of the hood. I literally sit in fear of my house being broken into almost every night.
I'm also starting to have hallucinations.
Hey there.
claimed
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Goddamnit I love taking the metro at night.
Some people are from other places: Lebanon, Belgium, New Zealand, Australia, et cetera.
I personally live in North America.
Yuuko-chan
>
wew lad
Isn't the metro at night full of niggers?
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>QUADS CONFIRM REMODEL
>XXX
l...lewd
>I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERRY
>FUCK ME
Hello gorgeous
Haven't seen you in some time
Got you
Please tell me it's the 28
Kek
Cause you're fellow July baby
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>Can't talk
0-100 real quick
Good luck man.
Cool, 15th for me.
That's even sweeter of you! Gahh, you're so nice man. Still, can't let you go through the hassle. Not for me.
>Yes, just this once Best idol claimed
Sunshine
Hello sugar plum
Hallucinations huh. What an interesting hobby
Miho
Beautiful smug
moo
Claiming
Feeling like shit. Was out Ubering and lost my voice and starting coughing really hard. Lucky no one was in the car when i started coughing. I don't need bad ratings.
You feeling better tonight?
>hugs
>Cold shower
>Mom turns on the ac
Thanks..
Least you have AC
Already starting taking my antidepressants again because of this game, don't know what I do if I fuck up with Hanako. Just got past the panic attack whatever scene, that shit hurt.
Nice quads, but stop that!
peaches is bangable
I don't know man there's just something about it
It might be seeing how Yui "grew up"throughout the series or it might just be that some of the songs from K-On give me some feels
time to teach her a lesson
hi!!!!1112
The wide variety of time zones on at once always impresses me. I just moved back to North America.
That doesn't particularly bother me.
Seattle has a large homelessness problem, however, which happens to be entangled in a vicious circle with mental illness, meaning you've got to watch out for the people who are unstable. Usually though, most people are unnecessarily rude to the homeless, and even to the mentally ill. They make good conversation partners, even if a little odd sometimes.
That being said, I was all alone this time around. My city is in the suburbs, so everyone who's using the bus to get home will do it early, leaving me to travel on my own.
>That was some long-winded unimportant info, sorry
Fluffy Hair.
Good.
>There's no Uber for motorcycles
Life's not fair.
Awww sick just one week ahead. I will make sure not to forget!
OR it could be both and together they fuck up your feels
spending the time browsing waifu :o
Weathers been good so I've been stuck working 10-14hr days. Been too tired to browse lately
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Smoking a metric shit-tonne of weed, watching Star Trek, and ogling dem waifus wit dem tig bitties.
never heard of it
>konata
I set my hair on fire and it smells like shit.
I dont even use it
No.. she owes me money, I'll never get it back if I did something like that
>Meet n Fuck
That's all I hear from others.. I.. heard it from elsewhere
Well thats too bad. I will make it happen. If you cant accept that, I will go all out. Borrow a helicopter from work and pick you up myself with it.
>Okay, but only cause your so damn cute...
gtfo
Alright!
WOOP WOOP
Just preparing ya fot dem feels
Never heard of it
>Lies, look in the mirror.
Lovely Sand Dove.
Well, those quads are a good start. But having your cute/wonderful self here is an even better one I'd say.
How are you besides drunk?
How's the ride?
Aw I really can't say I understand since I've worked for 12 hours from time to time but I wish you good health
maybe
gg
Huzzah! Legs acquired! Nice.
Look chief i did it!
Interesting? No. Terrifying? Yes.
Thank you!
I don't know why it's such a small resolution though..
What have you been up to?
Dammit!
gtfo you and your stupid sword
v v v v v v v v
What have you been up to?
(Shinoa)
Congrats to you then!
(Mili)
If it were a regular day, I'd properly toast you and give you a druid's blessing. Give me some time and I'll set something up, though
I whole heartedly agree
>large homelessness problem
>mentally unstable homeless people
You sure you don't just have a zombie outbreak
I don't think I could live in the big cities. Way too hot and much too crowded. Is it cold where you are? Do you get snowstorms?
I am absolutely sure I heard this song somewhere before but I'm not sure where
I actually have never heard this.
Is there something about it that would make someone ashamed to admit to knowing it, or-?
Honestly, it's very repetitive, and has little variation, a single eleven-second riff with a generic hip-hop beat in the background. Would make good for someone to rap or sing over. On it's own? Maybe if I'm trying to focus on a paper or something.
>inb4 this is a joke, and I just gave honest criticism
>I may dumb, but I'm not stupid
Git gud.
>I do all the time and I can rest assured you're cuter.
Shit i had 5 girls in my car tonight. Cant do that on a bike. It also pays like ass a real job is better.
Never heard it before.
Then give it to me.
Good that your home. And drinking and MEDs are bad Mkay
>Star Trek
>Not watching Star Wars
How dare you have your own preference. Glad you're enjoying yourself, wonderful.
v v v v v v v v ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pfft, whatever you say, Cowgirl.
>pats softly
Where you at den
What have been dreaming up in that beautiful head of yours?
I did many things today.
Yet it was still mostly boring. Huh
weird.
How about you miss cutesy posting?
WHOOP?
ICP?
U DOWN WITH THE CLOWN N FAYGO BRUH?
>pat
you did good. you did very good
>cold showers make my boobs bigger fuck you yuno
hi mugi
Im in VA Nigga.
N O T I C E D
Sure thing. How do you want me to go about it?
What's order 66?
When the time comes, DON'T MESS IT UP. Think very carefully with your decisions.
Still dosent make your ass any less brittle
Sucks for you hombre, im way the fuck in texas
No worries friend, Just seeing you here and okay is more than enough for me. If you really want to do something for me, Get better. Cheer up and turn those bad things you've been struggling with into distant memories. My birthday wish is to see you be happy and get better.
Yeah
>Its my birthday, cut me some slack. kek
Boring day huh?
Is it Saturday or Sunday for you?
If it's Saturday you could make up for it if you wanted.
I've been good, just hanging around here, looking for gifs, and watching Youtube. Not much else
yo
where's Galko lol
Snowstorms? Nah, we've had a bit of a climate change recently, but it's returning to normal. Our summers for the past four years have been increasingly hotter, along with our winters, however this winter was rather cold, even if it yielded little snow. So here's hoping our summer is as chill as usual too.
>I forget people don't know about Washington weather
It's very rainy here. We get a surprisingly small number of inches of rain as the year goes on, but it's spread out so that at any given day there's a good 50 - 60% chance it's going to at least sprinkle a bit.
How is the climate over there, by the way?
I've been meaning to ask that, I don't know if I have already.
Pretty good. It started raining half way to work, so I didn't really get to push the tires at all. Didn't feel like sliding out after just getting them, ya know?
Trying out a new air silencer on the camera as well. Instead of a napkin tied onto it I'm using a broken popsicle stick and a peice of clothe strapped with rubber bands! We'll see how it turned out.
I know, but for single person rides, I think it could work very well. Don't you think there'd be a market for a sort of motorcycle taxi service? Of course the riders of it would have to be tested tat they can handle a passenger of course.
You suck. Next time i go back to Texas im taking that shit.
Good jab
Yay!
A familiar game?
It's from a game on new grounds
Execute the jedis
>Meet n Fuck
>Those years on Newgrounds
Wew laddy.
Likewise man. June master race!
What about the taste?
And you say I'm the qt between us. Kek, it could be the alcohol talking but don't put your job in danger for me princess. Gah, you're so adorable though!
>Thank you
Thank you
You're really too kind!
youtube.com
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Titties probably has things to do.
I still need to watch that anime
.YO HOLD UP THAT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES
>Please tell me it wasn't a meet n' fuck game
>Please
>shame
Desu Desu Desu Desu
Boring? na.
Was most interesting day so far this year
YOU STILL ARE VERY INTERESTING QT
It tastes like the fallen embers from my fallen foes.
Fallen
Kingdom was the best
>
Is everyone here drunk?
Just worried about your heal is all.
When i get a ride request it does not tell me how many people im picking up. It could be 1 or 4 people. I have no idea until I get there.
Hm, if not MnF then I'm confident it was some sort of porn game.
>shame increases
I haven't even been on Newgrounds though in like a billion years goddamn.
>Hay guise remember Egoraptor
>Egoraptor from NEWGROUNDS guise
Nice trips. Is it just me or is this far slower than Emi's route? Think I've been on same act for about about two hours now.
going to sleep gnight
>kisses
yeah he's probably just busy
I'm just not sure because I haven't seen him and I have no clue why he hasn't been on
>Excited hands
Probably.
Dude summer is like the best month for birthdays isnt it?
Goodnight friend!