Any of you faggots been in prison? What was your crime? How long did you serve? Any prison stories...

Any of you faggots been in prison? What was your crime? How long did you serve? Any prison stories? How did the experience change your ass hole?

Well when i was serving time (one year) my girlfriend came to visit and told me she was leaving me because what i have done and left heartless saying she hated me for ruining her life the girl that i fucking loved saying she hated you and theres nothing u can do about it 24 hours every single day all i did was dream and day dream about her i had no other reason to live i thought of all the times we went out to eat and all the times she made me smile when all the other bitches couldnt it fucking sucked i wanted to kill myself you're alone with your fucking thoughts every single fucking day with a bunch of men

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What crime did you commit?
Also, nice dubs.

what was your crime?

I wah lock in da penatentiary fo liek 8 years bra real talk dah shih aint no game

I rob sum nigga flexin on my block blood i took all his shih pult up dah bloc and tha pigs was there ready to git me

i'm a real street nigga so u know i aint bout that gay shit mang i just roll wit mah gang we bussa fagot hed up ya feel me tho

what?? All I got was 8 years

Sold a gun to some faggot who shot some other faggot

How much did you get for it?

1 year my man missed all of 2013

I meant the gun. How much did you sell it for? And how did you get the gun to sell in the first place? You must've been doing other shit to come across a gun to sell.

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10 years in prison for attempted murder

didn't really change me from how I see myself back then,but some ppl sais I turned around.
>sister was raped by her ex-husband,im talking abour brutally raped
>found out about it after like a day later cuz sister hid it at first
>found out bout what happend
>husband was at her house at this moment
>sprint to car
>paul walker my way there, almost got hit by a fucking truck
>smash open the door without any hesitation
>see my sister chillin on the couch watchin some shit horror movie
>search the house
>find him on his pc doing something
>roundhouse kick his bigass fucking head into the screen
>glass shattered and got in his face
>pull him from his hair to the ground,sis comes in shocked
>she starts hitting me n shit
>idgaf.png
>sit on him and start punching his face with he glass getting stuck on my fists
>push sis cuz she starts to fucking annoy me and scream on her for being a fucking dumb bitch
>get up hearing him spit blood and cry like a rape victim
>kick him in the face one more time and walk out of the house to get myself a beer

after like 30 minutes and 2 beers police came to my house and arrested me,i got out of it for only 10 years cuz of extra money i saved for a vacation for me and my gf.

lost contact with sis and gf , parents were dead, last year we started talking again.
I don't regret it from what I know he lost his right eye.

tl;dr almost killed my sisters ex husband for raping her.

kek

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Well well done but did it occur to you to call the cops on him instead of beating the shit out of him? What was prison like?

Punched someone in the face, fucked their shit up badly enough with that punch that I got 7 months. Was raised a middle class pansy, changed my life for the better. Ended up doing a bunch of tattoos, drugs and all round good time sitting on my ass watching TV.

I was hella mad and I'm an Israelifag , people get punishment for murder for like 7 years

police here is shit, besides my sister is fucking dumb she would protect him

Does juvie count? Did 90 days in juvie due to my predilection for "borrowing" car that weren't mine.

asshole did not survive.

Prison wasn't that bad tbh, still have contact with some awesome people that were there.Alot of liars and faggots that look to show off how badass they're and how they are connected to crime-families.

got some dank ass dealer that gets me some of the best heroin i ever did

does holding an australian citizenship & residence count?

No, kill yourself.

Technically yes

and no my butthole wasn't violated even ho I had a chance to go full homo and get some cummies I just kept masturbating at the werehouse when i was working

stay up all night since yesterday working on that one, huh??

Have fun getting butthurt every time someone tells you to kill yourself on b

Well in that case, 18 years in nsw country

I like reading about people getting raped in prison and I masturbate to it.

But most people who've been locked up say rape is rare in prison which sucks

>at the werehouse w
what did you wank off to? So no rape at all? Is prison rape a holywood thing?

how about being the inbred nigger jew rape baby of adolf hitler? sort of like a sentence

Yes. Fags get smashed in prison.

indentured servitude to a grand uncle?

So if you're a fag IRL, your best decision would be to commit a crime so you end up in prison and get ass raped all day everyday while giigling like a school girl?

some cell mates were raped,I even witnessed one of it myself
spanked my meat on some porn magazines that got snuck into the prison,they were pure shit but fappable

i actually woke up once when 2 guys tried to do some research on my asshole.but a good friend and a cellmate pushed one of them off and i broke the other one's hand.(we were like 4 people in a cell if nothing was out of the ordinary.
after that no one even tried hinting it to me.
not a hollywood thing that shit happened alot but it was pretty hidden so not alot of cases were brought up

there was even a case when one of the guards was raped, he left the prison after that.

fucking normie

>some research on my asshole
You mean like science stuff like taking shit particles out yo ass and looking them under a microscpe to see if you were getting enough fiber? Or you mean they tried to rape you in the asshole?

If you're a prison guard and you get raped by prisoners you're not doing your job right and deserve a paycut IMO.

tried to rape me, i was pants downwhen i woke up.
the moment i tried to stand ifucking slipped because they smeared oil all over the floor.
when i tried to stand up one of them kicked me in the face but kinda missed so it didnt knock me out.
after he kicked me he himaelf slipped and i justjumped on his hand and broke his elbow

shit was pure cash

i wake up pretty easily and my friend was already awake before i noticed,prolly after hearing me spank on the ground.

funny thing is when the gaurds came me and my friends were playing it dead asleep and perfomed like we just woke up to his screams.

>wheresmyoscar.png

they got into alot of trouble for being awake after 'bedtime' they were moved out of the cell.
said he fell and broke his hand - pussied out

what a lucky series of events if the guy didnt slip or u didnt get his hand like that or ur mate missed it or u had slipped udve been pooping his next generation babies

>tried to rape me,
why you out of 2000 inmates? You have a girl's ass or something?

I'll rephrase, homosexuals are frequently the target of extensive physical abuse usually leading to hospitalization or a code blue lockdown while in prison.

>leading to hospitalization o
They fuck'em so hard they end up in hospitol?

it was like a month after i got into prison i geuss they thougth im the bitch out of all the newcomera

besides im wasnt the first i already knew about 3 other people(im sure there were even more by that time) that became so loose they fucking shit themselves out of nowhere even in the middle of our working time and when we were eating

some people were taken to isolation there actually was a branch that was full of shitters and raped prisoners
we called that branch 'exhuast branch'
it was much funnier in hebrew cuz of slang

blood,shit and hospitalization for mental illness
there were cases where people broke down in tears like bitches seeing the guy who raped them the day after being so casual

> be 'raped'
> next day chilling on the couch under the same fucking roof as the 'rapist'

And you went 10 years to jail for defending your sister from such a 'crime'. And the funniest part is she defended the bad rapist when you confronted him.

> tl;dr: she's a whore and you're a moron for taking what a woman says seriously.

he actually did rape her it was confirmed he became her ex-hus for a reason, she told the truth after a really long case.
i already said she is a dumb bitch,she defended him at the start which is why i just stopped talking to her up until last year.she is still my family which is why i decided to try and sort things out.

besides i didnt go into all the details, there was alot of shit involved just tellin the main things.

with it like i already said i missed nothing, jail was fun overall alot of memories built up and some really good friends atm.
never wanted a wife or kids just livin life how i want too