Female here. So my current boyfriend is a nice guy and treats me well. But he's so boring now. I found a new exciting boyfriend and I wanna dump my current one.
So just for fun, I want to dump him in the most hurtful way. I need your advice Sup Forums, what's the most hurtful way of dumping a guy?
I'll even record his reaction so that me and my new boyfriend can laugh about it afterwards.
If I see a good advice, I'll dump all my nudes. Bonus, if my current boyfriend commits suicide, I'll take requests and deliver.
Angel Cooper
If i ever dated a girl who found joy from dumping her old bf just to show to me i would kick her out of my house and shoot her on my front lawn
Ian Ross
Tits or gtfo.
>sage
Alexander Morales
Drink bleach you cunt
Matthew Martinez
bump for potential
Landon Hill
sage go be gay somewhere else faggot
Mason Turner
Go with your old bf to a restaurant or something. Make the new one flirt with you... and accept him. So he can see it live.
Also: go to a solitary place and start to have sex with your bf. Then the new one appears and tell you to have sex with him. You fuck him in front of your old bf.
Anthony Morgan
who the hell wants your nudes. gtfo bitch
James Ross
doesn't matter because he's already cheating on your lazy ass anyway get a fucking job
Leo Martinez
...
Asher Lewis
Well aren't you a worthless whore. But I do want those nudes so I suggest you tell him in person how worthless he is and ridicule him about all his insecurities. Tell him you used him because you thought nice guys were safe and that you faked every orgasm when you two had sex. Now tits or gtfo
Dominic Bennett
>im sooo important there's no way my boyfriend could live without me lol this deluded bitch he will literally be fucking your best friend 20 minutes after you break up, you will probably see her driving to his house on the way home.
Ryan Long
g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 names k8 always l8
Ethan Ramirez
this
Gabriel Bennett
Just invite someone else to your house and start fucking. When your bf comes home from work, make sure he sees you fucking, and then just say "oh, did i forget to tell you? Yeah, im not with you anymore"
Anthony Lewis
Baaaiiittt
Noah Mitchell
do people after 10 years of Sup Forums still not recognize a troll when they see him?
Landon Perez
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Kevin Young
But your fedora wont let you get a girl user
Adam Hernandez
Does it excite you that someone would commit suicide because of you? You are so important to them that they kil themselves?
Samuel Sullivan
Give us his contact info and we'll help you.
Ayden Gray
Newfags dont know the rules. Tits with timestamp or gtfo
Juan Morris
You should fucking kill yourself but leave a note beforehand telling him you were a worthless fucking cunt and not good enough for him. That should be pretty hilarious.
I know this is bait but I don't care.
Anthony White
I'm with my nice guy boring boyfriend right now. He's paying for my dinner, our dinner, right after I made him buy me a new Prada bag.
I'm looking at my phone reading all of your suggestions and he doesn't know our plot. *wink*. Shhh...
Still haven't seen any good suggestions yet. Come on Sup Forums, I'll even record his suicide and post it here. I'm so excited!
Justin Jones
>So just for fun, I want to dump him in the most hurtful way.
the usual, text message of you sucking a black dude off.
Connor Barnes
B8ing b8 is b8
Isaac Hall
Timestamp
Colton Ross
Nice bread. :^)
Liam Rodriguez
Fucking whiteknight.
Nathaniel Perez
>2016 >baiting this hard
Joseph Wood
Somehow just let him walk on you having sex with other guys. Tell him he cant pleasure you. Tell him you were with him only for the money, "did you actually think someone as ugly as you deserves an actual girlfriend!" Or just ask him to kill himself in front of you. Tell him its the only way he can pleasure you. Tell him you really want to see it and that it would make you so excited. Then ask him to do it quickly because you want to continue fucking with your new bf
Colton Stewart
not a whitenight at all, stop being butthurt and be a real human, take off that fedora and earn some big boy points
Michael Watson
this is actually really good bait, im pretty angry tbh
Wyatt Powell
Here's proof I'm not baiting.
I had to research what baiting means. Sorry for the delay.
Nice try. I'll think about it. Any more suggestions? I'm thinking of faking a fake home invasion by my 5 black guy friends and they'll rape my current boyfriend and I'll act horrified while I watch. And after they're done raping him... I don't know. Still thinking of a great ending
Ryder Hughes
First idea was good. If I took my girl out, and some guy started hitting on her, and she flirted back, I'd be pretty fucked up if she just straight up left with him for any reason.
Jonathan Sullivan
>dat timestamp though
Liam Martinez
Not Trying/10
Levi Watson
Kek nice timestamp
Ian Martin
Nice fake timestamp And you just happen to have 5 "black" gay friends willing to fuck a man? You arent even trying properly. You fucked up your bait and chances.