What are they doing?

what are they doing?

Apologizing on spee

This is what happened in the dressing room after the game-

Messi: "Wow I am really hungry after our 4-1 victory against Venezuela, I think we should order some cheese pizza and Sprite"
Aguero: "I agree Lionel, I will order using my online mobile application!"
Aguero: "Oh no guys, my phone isn't working, I set the name of my Wiffi signal to Aguero, and it is down injured"
Lavezzi: "Nevermind, I will order some cheese pizza on my phone"
Lavezzi: "Oh wait, I can't, my phone uses Qatarnet broadband! It blocks pizza websites during ramadan!"
Mascherano: "My stomach is rumbling, I am so hungry"
Messi: "I will save us again, let me get my phone"
Messi: "OK, I have the website, so I will order 10 cheese pizzas?"
Aguero and Lavezzi: "Yes, we like our pizzas to have a lot of oil so they can afford to pay our wages"
Mascherano "I am hungry"
Messi: "OK, it says my pizza is being prepared by Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough"
Aguero: "I guess he will stand over the pizza for 20 minutes then overcook it"
Messi: "I think we should order from another pizza place, OK guys take out your phones, lets order from somewhere else"
Higuain: "I accidentally ordered KFC"

all those words

so little humor

Didn't read lol

this is worse than that time you did the holocaust

>German humour
Jesus christ. I didn't even smile at this.

>German humor


Wow the meme is true.

Jfc kys

German scum

Haha nice

Germans should be banned from comedy

>implying

>German humor

i liked the part where higuain fucked up

>implying it ever happened

Well, I enjoyed it.

Fucking hell, user.

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

>my pizza is being prepared by Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough"

I did chuckle at this tbqph

Totally. German scum

What an utter blunder of a post

I thought it was funny

wew lad

i audibly laughed

Can you please explain this joke.

A band of Indians

spamming Sup Forums with Ronaldo threads

If you thought it was funny you're a German scum too

>Lavezzi: "Oh wait, I can't, my phone uses Qatarnet broadband! It blocks pizza websites during ramadan!"
>Higuain: "I accidentally ordered KFC"

TOP KEK

This is awesome!

you should stop with those velas

good post

>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough

>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough

I keked a bit

your post made me more miserable than the 7-0

German scum alert

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10/10

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Pro analysis:

>Messi: Wow I am really hungry after our 4-1 victory against Venezuela, I think we should order some cheese pizza and Sprite

The joke here is in the form of a homage to the running gag about Messi having autism. Part of this gag is his autistic fixation on eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite.

>Aguero: I agree Lionel, I will order using my online mobile application!
Aguero: Oh no guys, my phone isn't working, I set the name of my Wiffi signal to Aguero, and it is down injured

the joke here is that Aguero has a proneness to injury, Germanbro playfully transferred the characteristics of an injury to an everyday appliance.

>Lavezzi: Nevermind, I will order some cheese pizza on my phone
Lavezzi: Oh wait, I can't, my phone uses Qatarnet broadband! It blocks pizza websites during ramadan!

A brave, powerful, but controversial joke. Again Germanbro uses the mobile phone as the holder of a characteristic, this time at the expense of Qatar, who's perceived influence in the western world, which is viewed unfavorably by many.

>Aguero and Lavezzi: Yes, we like our pizzas to have a lot of oil so they can afford to pay our wages

Another controversial joke, implying Aguero and Lavezzi are both swayed by money from Oil-based economies, e.g Qatar.

>Messi: OK, it says my pizza is being prepared by Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough

A zesty bit of wordplay, which in the following lines will be used as a tool for another joke. Germanbro displays his capabilities for creating a running gag.

>Aguero: I guess he will stand over the pizza for 20 minutes then overcook it

Germanbro truly comes into his own at this joke, inflicting a thinly veiled and hilarious attack at Ronaldo's animated free-kick preparations and poor conversion rate.

>Higuain: I accidentally ordered KFC

The final punchline leaves us with a taste for more. Germanbro launches another savage allusion, this time to Higuain's perceived incompetence at national team level.

now kiss

Great post

Classic german humor

Have my (You) aswell

Wow, Mohamed your jokes aren't even funny

Great analysis

Wow this is even bettet

Well done

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Autism

s there a significance between higuain and KFC?

qatar is a reference to psg

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samef(l)ag

I think it's open to interpretation but I respect your opinion. That's the beauty of art.

The thread is ruined, delete it.

German humour quotation marks etc

gys stop making fun of the humor of the german.
You remember what happened the last time people didn't appreciate a (honorary) german's art

based jew

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>This humor
>This flag

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>Crustiano Ronaldough

nice proxy post

Ok i get it now

Based Moshe

>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough

kek

How can you get so many you's for such a shitpost?

Best post all week, ignore the haters.
>people don't understand the art of dry humour

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OP here. How do i delet threads?

>delete
don't

Click the tick box by a post (top left), and then hit the delete button at the very bottom right of the page.

Herr humour

I dont know whats your guys problem with him. That was hilarious. Thank you based germanbro :D

>German """"""humor""""""

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I think he killed himself. German scum

It's so funny!!! I cant stop laughing.

Holy fuck! Put yourself on the oven, Kraut.

mein humor

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That's more like it. Still German scum tho

>I guess he will stand over the pizza for 20 minutes then overcook it

Bretty good, 70/10

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xD

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Where were you going with this?

GERMANY NO

this photo means that argentis players dont even celebrate their victory against venezuela because you dont celebrate winning against venezuela..

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Germoney pls

Checking their grindr profiles.

The definition of "so bad it's good"
>german """"humor""""

i kinda like it

This is considered the best joke Germans ever produced.

great

Man I hope Argentina doesn't win this.

Don't get me wrong, Argentina have a good team. But if they win, it's alll about Messi. Poor Higuain can't even score a goal and Messi takes the spotlight. It gets grating at times.

Chile were surprising in yesterday's match. I thought Mexico would beat them based on their first match against Argentina. Won't be surprised now if the Copa final is gonna be a repeat of Chile 2015.

>Stuffed Crustiano Ronaldough

Man this didn't even make me grin

what did he mean by this?

this is the best thread in weeks. It's got everything we come here for.

not even Ronaldough?