G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Cause i can always fap to make me feel better.

Because I can't afford a gun

true.

Because I literally just got laid and will keep getting laid and I actually have hobbies that I'm passionate about

too curious as to what the rest of my life is going to be like

dont feel like it

4 day weekend. why kill myself when i finally get some time to relax

I'm probably going to pretty soon, but I don't really have a reason why today.

congrats

i hope good bro

good point.

swiss shooting day

i met a great bitch last week


no longer suicidal

Too tired to, going back to bed

wow you're cool.

Gonna do some grilling on the pit. Will visit grandma in hospital too. And a good chance of sex with muh wife tonight. Doing pretty good, don't feel like dying today. Also my new job is good.

not sure why but this made me laugh.

>today's the day
>finally going to kill myself
>after i hit snooze another few times
>fuck it
>maybe i'll just do it tomorrow when im not so tired

g'luck. hope granny is ok, and you get to fuck your wife and cum on her _____ . Where , ___, is the place you most like to come.

gotta lotta fapping to do today, maybe tomorrow

Cause im not op

well, my life's shit at the moment. But I got dreams, everyone's got dreams. Get a degree in math, learn Japanese, then head on out there and marry a qt3.14 Japanese girl. It could happen Sup Forumsros y'never know

I gotta be a faggot for people at some point.

because I was waiting for this thread

hi there.

going to suck some dicks today, faggot-user ?

Either that or a nice butt fucking. Or both hopefully :)

Because I hate myself.

oh god....
need sause

good luck man.
post pics. share with the bro-anons.

Will do user

Too much manga I need to finish and not the shit mainstream ones

Cause I'm not a fucking coward

what you reading now ?

Smoke weed everyday

1. Got work until 2.
2. I'm halfway through a book I want to finish.
3. I'm 6/7 seasons into a show I want to finish.
4. Game of Thrones is on later.
5. I'm really into this one chick, I'm going to make her a ceramic necklace on Thursday.
6. Drugs.

Because I'd miss out on all the great shit.

cause im in love :)

I don't even know.. tomorrow could be better? I'm getting sick of telling myself that.

congrats.
with whom ?

Because I enjoy being miserable