Need Mexican newspaper headlines la

Need Mexican newspaper headlines la.

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I like the Boda Roja but this is good

based texas wrecking up the mexicans once again

just woke up, how on earth did that shit happen

jesus christ mexico

Alamo lol

pff we didnt care about this cash grabbing mickey mouse cup to begin with so our manager was experimenting line ups. unafortunately he thought our F team could beat Chile as he did in a friendly before the cup.

If our A team had played we would have won 4-0 easily.

But then our Sport """"""""journal""""""""men are always making a big fuzz whenever our team stumbles that explains the "dramatic" headline in OP's pic.

Friendly reminder that if you care about this Cup you are clinically retarded, look at Brazil they realized this Cup was anodyne and left to warm up for a real meaningful tournament, such as the Olympics.

Pu70

nice control damage but you know your team is fucking shit.

Is this Mexico's version of the Daily Mail/NY Daily News?

A7am0

Got you covered, family.
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Stay in denial

Shut up pu70

0-7

at home

against Chile

go sit in the fucking corner son

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puta pequeno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Los Zetas, and I’ve been involved in numerous executions on the Sinaloas, and I have over 300 public beheadings. I am trained in chainsaw warfare and I’m the top decapitator in all of Juarez. You are nothing to me but just another head waiting to be severed. I will detatch it with a lack of precision and cutting force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, gringo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now so you better prepare for the chainsaw, gordo. The chainsaw that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your head. You’re fucking dead, paco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in exactly one way, and that’s with my brand new Husqvarna 440 chainsaw. Not only am I extensively trained in chainsaw combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable head off the face of the body, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your head and your head will come off in it. You’re fucking dead, gringo.

got some

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8/10 too much chainsaw jokes, add some Atyozinapa references

>inb4 it is a version of gorilla warfare copypasta

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>menaging to do worse than the Huelocaust
fucking embarassing, and you guys were trying to convince us you would reach the semis at the euros easily top kek

>you will never be chilean

nice job, user. post moar if you have. I'm enjoying this a lot. ayyy lmao

No, its arguably Mexico's most popular sports newspaper, although they've been overhyping the Mexican NT, like most of the Mexican press, in recent months

"muh F team"

horseshit, that was your starting lineup, quit the lies Mexico it only makes you look more sad and pathetic

>menaging

there is nobody left on Sup Forums left who can detect irony. Riff-raff retard normie plebs have managed to completely and utterly conquer our loser website. I'm off to circleboard.org fuck this

i just want the "at home" meme to end

cHICANITO

el chicANO

k, bye

>I was only pretending to be retarded

can you provide evidence on that, this paper doesnt even sell nationally

>editing your file name to try and appear like an old fag
m8 ive got some bad news

That's ok Mexico you would probably be competitive against us. Depends on whether our A team can get management at Best Buy to give them time off.

Chicanos on suicide watch

Trump victory confirmed?

>implying this wasn't one of the cartels' money laundering stunt

It's literally not a meme, California is your historical home and will be again within your lifetime

>Trump pays the NT to savagely lose
>Chicanos kill themselves out of embarrasment
>Dead men can vote for president
>Trump wins by a large margin

fucking brilliant, Mr. Trump!

Shut the fuck up pu70! You know you were planning your trip to El Angel before this happened. Admit it you fuck, te metieron el Chile hasta el fondo.

>This chicANO in denial


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAJHAJAAJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

are you enarbolating the flag of your papis gringos now that your EL TRI have lost? Do you feel less """""""""Mexican""""""""" now?

The only reason Brazil cares about the Olympics is because it's the only title in males soccer they haven't won yet. And looking at the current state of their NT, the only way they're gonna win is if the rest of the world send B - C teams (the A players being tired from their club leagues and Copa América / Euro) and some serious refball thanks to being the local team.
So stop trying to damage control this national embarrassment of yours and just endure it or GTFO.
Seriously every Copa América you pull the same shit "We sent our B - C - Z team" "We only care about Copa de Oro" or some other crap. Stop living in denial you cocksucking monkeys, you're just average at soccer, always have been and probably always will be, and that's that.

>at home
every time

>Implying there's anything you'd even want to be Chilean for.

Not complaining though, better than most other Latin American shitholes.

M E X 7 C 0

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Yeah, Brazil didn't care, thats why they fired Dunga, because this "meaningless" tournament. Stay in denial PU70, you are a little boy in this sport.

>this was only m-m-muh PU70 team

>We will win easily this tournament
>muh chichadios
>0-7
>I-I-I-I-It was our C team anyways!

Take this, it's for you.

2000 females killed? wtf mexico

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Not sure if Mexican, but fun as fuck

Stop memeing yourself and accept that the Sudaca Overlords are GOAT

Do you live in San José Tecohucoyucaxticatepatl or something like that?

120 million people living in a shithole. It's bound to happen.

Why is there so many newfags responding to obvious bait?
You dont deserve my (You)s 2bh

The amount of people that just went pu70 proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Sup Forums.

NOOOOOOOOOO

ONLY ONE MORE GOAL

AND THE MEMES ABOUT EL CHILE DEL 8

WHYYYYYYYYY

did you miss all the meme magic going here and Sup Forums, shit was hilarious and a bit scary.

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA

EEEEH PU70!!!!

> look at Brazil they realized this Cup was anodyne and left to warm up for a real meaningful tournament, such as the Olympics.
so that's why dunga got kicked out of the team

holy shit, how can you even compare Brazil achievment in this sport with your NT?, They actually can give a fuck about this Meme Cup, because you know something? They are the pentacampeones of the fucking WC. What have your fucking NT have achieve? Copas De Oro? KEK. This was your chance to probe all that shit chatting about "WE COULD EASILY WALK ON CONMEBOL CALIFICATORIAS".

Now go back to your fucking shithole of a country and dont go back to talk about futbol here.