So I'm ordering 3 pizzas and I get to either:

So I'm ordering 3 pizzas and I get to either:
>get a 4th one for free
>get a 2l non-alcoholic beverage for free

Which is more reasonable? 4 pizzas for 1 guy or 3 pizzas and a drink for 1 guy (even though water is free and available all over the house)?

>water

I'd rather starve than drink water, instead of the glorious Fanta, to pizza

Pizza

That's a tie though, guys I need more input.

Get the soda water with pizza sounds gay plus you already have 3 pizzas wuat do you need a 4th for? Your gona eat pizza all week?

Well what size of pizza? If it's small then go with the drink

Enjoy your hear disease and enlarged liver, faggot. ;)

1 meter in diameter
...
or radius?

I am pretty sure I will.

>Okay so it's 2:2 drink:pizza. I think...

There's always a faggot like you, huh?
Are you vegan?

No I'm just not a fucking idiot.

Get the extra pizza and just drunk water faggot.

Get some drink who the fuck washes down pizza with water. Thats something a crazy would do

You forgot to mention you're a vegan after these posts.

Eating pizza makes you an idiot?

Phew you guys aren't making this easy for me.

3:3 again

This

Alright if my post end with odd then go with the pizza

Are the pizzas larges? If so get the drink if they are smalls get another pizza. If they are meduims get another pizza. Also checkem faggot

Okay dude, thanks.

Bottle it is.

>By the way I weight less than 70 kilos.

Oh man you just negated the other guy over at but that's okay. Bottle it is.

Enjoy the pizzas bro

Get the pizza, you can walk round the corner and buy 2l of any drink you want for a couple bucks.

Thanks dude.

GOD DAMNIT