To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
He doesn't fuck them he just worships their feet and sucks the nut from their boyfriends out of their pussy
Jordan Gonzalez
id fuck him for a tv career.
Jeremiah Morgan
if the guy actually raped kids hed be in jail
end of story
i dont believe the corey feldman story at all. just a ploy to stay relevant. same with elijah wood. when was the last time he got a decent paycheck?
Angel Morgan
But he IS NOT.
Colton Parker
Dan "the fuckin pedo" Schneider
Samuel Barnes
her smile looks like hes touching her ass right there
look at that creepy ass pale arm. almost looks shoopdawehooped
Joseph Flores
ITT; Fags In Denial
Gabriel Brown
It's an edit before you faggots ask
Anthony Clark
ITT: me and OP
Luke Turner
Dan "Fudge Packer" Schneider
Joseph Mitchell
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
Zachary Lopez
The same is said about Dahvie Vanity. Yet thay fucking pedo is still walking around.
Daniel Rodriguez
Dan "i give child actress PTSD" Schneider
Ayden Bell
*that
James Sullivan
is this real?
Jacob Kelly
Can we turn this into a Jeanette thread mmmmmmmmmm
Camden Bennett
im sure its an edit but from what like what was the original ?
Jackson Thompson
The ole Nickelodeon Nip Slip
Elijah Gomez
Awesome edit at that
Elijah Reyes
Don't know if pasta, but that was quite well written
Thomas Sullivan
Got some news for you
Henry Sanchez
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Caleb Rodriguez
Just think of it as a fat Ryan Reynolds
Camden Sanders
Do you think she really got molested by Dan Schneider?
Joshua Sullivan
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Jose Sanchez
Yeah it is I've seen it before
Noah Reyes
...
Julian Phillips
There are so much stories and rumors about him and others producers going on. JUst read up on Drew Barrymore and Brittney Spears. Most of those disney kids are damaged beyond repair.
It's kind of an open secret that there was and still is a problem with drugs and child abuse in hollywood.
Dylan Jenkins
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Jace Price
Great pasta, but Miranda is still pure.
Christian Butler
...
Brody Roberts
Any Miranda leaks?
Joshua Flores
Hori fuc
Julian Cox
...
Aaron Adams
...
Josiah Butler
kek
Hunter Jenkins
All I got
John Sullivan
Isn't Dan Schneider Jaime Spears baby daddy? I mean the kid has the same kikish face
Luis Evans
No it's an edit
Cameron Gray
Nah, she got fucked by Drake, he's told me before at his concert
James Gomez
You're an idiot, then. Corey Feldman was one of the young boys who spent a lot of time at Neverland Ranch and was also a staunch defender of Michael Jackson. If he had just wanted a paycheck or to get in the news, why would he turn away from the easiest fucking way to do it?
Parker Garcia
She's wearing a pageant style bathing suit, very conservative.
It may get be from nick awards and she's gonna get the green goo poured on her, but that's just a random guess
Oliver James
statue of lemonadions, idoot.
Logan Allen
I'd argue that it might be real. From the shape, color, and size it looks like it might be her real nips
Hunter Reed
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Noah Sullivan
does that nigger even have career still? I always found it weird that josh got out to do decent roles but he never really anything besides that fucking fairly oddparents movie.
Caleb Turner
Drake from Degrassi, not Drake Bell
Samuel Wright
Meh. I've fucked worse. For less.
Ryan Lewis
We've all put things in our bodies to get what we wanted from life. It's a penance for their narcissism and their terrible mothers living vicariously through their children.
And sure cory haim and feldman had to suck a lot of fag cock to get the fame they enjoyed in the 80's, but they got a lot of underage pussy too, so it's a nice tradeoff.
There's a bar in LA where you can get a drink if you bring in a residual check for under 1 dollar. They hang it on their walls.
Corey Feldman reportedly an entire wall to himself. Corey has a lot of memories to drink away.
Evan Reed
She goes to my college. She is a like a urban legend at campus. There's a lot of kinky sex stories about her.
Jackson Harris
Then you'd be retarded and wrong you stupid douche
It's so asinine to hear someone argue something that you know for a fact is wrong
Sebastian Thomas
For real? Any story to share?
Jaxon Ross
Jennette is BBC lover
Adrian Scott
>There's a bar in LA where you can get a drink if you bring in a residual check for under 1 dollar. They hang it on their walls.
That's interesting actually. keep talking
Jayden Lewis
Ain't much to tell. I was horny. Guy at work was stubborn. FOR MONTHS. Eventually I had one too many cups of black beer, and I said "Fuck it". And kissed on our break time. We went to his house, fucked for 2-3 hours and then went to bed. Woke up full of regret.
To this day it's still awkward.
Matthew Taylor
At his time of death, Corey Haim could reportedly pilot a pineapple in and out of his anus without scraping the walls.
Asher Howard
>As of May 2010, Cosgrove earned $180,000 per episode of iCarly, making her the second-highest-paid child star on television. She was listed in the 2012 edition of Guinness World Records as the highest paid child actress for iCarly.
Wonder if she thinks it was worth it now.
Adrian Bell
>if the guy actually raped kids hed be in jail
Oh ye of little understanding of what controls our world
David Morris
He says he'd be sued because the statute of limitations expired.
This isn't how the statute of limitations works.
All of his tales are lies.
Camden Hall
Any inside gossip about Schneider doing Cosgrove at icarly set? Everybody talks about it like a fact.
Ian Johnson
That's hot. Did you came?
Ryan Nguyen
dan 'get in my comfy van' schneider does indeed like underage feet
Thomas Foster
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Ryan Perez
you can see it in her eyes she's dead inside
Hunter White
Lol. I don't think you'd find it hot if you had seen it. It was a disaster. And yeah, I came like twice. Mostly by rubbing my clit, but still.
Christopher Miller
You forgot to mention Beer Can Dan Danny Diapers "Ass Man" Dan Danny Daycare Spread 'em Dan Candy Man Dan Family Man Dan "Big Daddy" Dan "Deepthroat" Dan
Brandon Gonzalez
What? He fucked a teenage girl in return for her stardom. He's one of a couple thousand producers who did the same thing to multiple, hotter starlets. Jodie Foster didn't go dyke because she was "born that way". It came from years of forced sex with Disney producers in the 70's. Reportedly she was forced into a 3 way with the director (Gary Nelson) and one of the exec producers. She had a recurring role on My Three Sons where one of the producers supposedly filmed himself fucking her.when she was 11 or 12. So the lesbian thing sorta makes sense.
Eli Gonzalez
Drunk sex is always hot. Was he gentle, or fucked you as hard as he can?
William Robinson
Nice triple dubs.
Elijah Brooks
Or high as fuck
Adam Kelly
Adding on The Big Dick @ Nick "Dirty" Dan Schneider Open Wider Schneider Schneider The Butcher "Bend Over" Schneider "Foot Soldier" Schneider Dan 'The Man" Schneider Dan "The Biter" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider Dan "The Defiler" Schneider Dan "The Initiator' Schneider
Evan Johnson
Oops .forgot to mention Gary Nelson directed the first Freaky Friday
Jaxson Wilson
Dan Dan The Papsmear Man.
He supposedly has a pretty big cock. Not long,but thick.
Sebastian Morales
Dan "i make em a little wider" schneider
Eli Kelly
Do share
Brayden Miller
>The Big Dick @ Nick >Open Wider Schneider KEK E K
Noah Allen
>one of the producers supposedly filmed himself fucking her.when she was 11 or 12.
Well, rumor is Dan deflowered Cosgrove at Drake and Josh first season. That shit always happen.
Charles Jones
So many unfunny. stop auto posting
Mason Bell
mushroom like fungous cock covered in sour precum
Isaiah Edwards
Cont
"Down South" Dan Schneider Dan "The Plunger' Schneider Dan "The Bladder' Schneider Dan "The Seduce( Schneider Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider Dan 'The Collector" Schneider "No Lube Required" Schneider Dan "The Despoiler' Schneider Dan "Deep Pounder' Schneider
Cooper Gray
Dan "couliflower dick" schneider
Elijah Campbell
Last night fucked around and got a triple double.
Juan Cooper
Dan broke her spirit. The USC football team her body. Poor thing.
Brandon Brown
Dan "He pressured me into sex when I was a Minor" Schneider
Lincoln Morales
He was pretty gentle at first, which I honestly don't really like. Specially when I'm drunk, cant feel anything.
So I grew bored,decided to throw him on the bed, and started riding him, yelling kinky shit to get him motivated. It worked like a charm. I had to slap him a couple times to stop him from being too gentle. He was pretty rough from there on. Shame we both got tired soon after.
Hudson Clark
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider Dan "Gunny Hoarder' Schneider Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider Dan 'Deep Inside Her" Schneider Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider "Please Mister, Slower" Schneider Dan tikes 'Em Tighter" Schneider Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider Dan "The Meat Grinder' Schneider Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Kayden Price
Plz stop copypasta sad unfunny shit
go to rwddit with that
Zachary Gutierrez
Hey there Dan "if you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider nice to see you on Sup Forums covering for yourself again.
William Ramirez
>if the guy actually raped kids hed be in jail nope if you are in holywood you can get away with
Lincoln Foster
explain
Nicholas Gonzalez
You are cringewhorty
John Miller
Dan Schneider raped Howard Hessman on the set of Head of the Class.
