Sup Forums is being major autists right now about invading the small island nation of Tuvalu. Who knows if they can do it.
But it got me thinking. Sup Forums is obviously a much smarter board. Couldn't we annex a small island of our own, using less autistic tactics? They want to go in guns blazing. We could be much smarter, as we have knowledge from all over the world, and we could outpace the natives in every capacity.
I chose the island for these reasons - less people than Tuvalu - probably not going to sink into the ocean like Tuvalu - it is truly one island unlike Tuvalu which is an island chain so it will be easier to consolidate control - better name, more patrician
Essentially the idea is this: the wealthiest of us will move to the island, purchase property, etc. And establish a business on the island or something. Once we have the property and it's nice and livable, more of us will move there. We'll all work, make money, and spend the money on purchasing influence on the island and more land for more people to come.
We will organize politically, apply for citizenship, try to get into government, etc. All the while moving more of our people in, and offering incentives whenever we can for more of our people to come to Nauru.
Once our business is very big then we can employ the islanders. Eventually our influence will grow so large that we will own the whole government. Nauru will be ours. And we can rename it like Intland or something and we can laugh at Sup Forums.
This is all just an idea, a jumping off point. Please tell me what you think I'm very lonely.
that's probably a bit more secured than what Futurama made it look like
Jordan James
Mios Dios! There's no such thing as cold weather, just poor clothing choice.
This!
Austin Perez
These ones look better
Parker Russell
protected by britbongs.
Adrian Green
Why not take 1 each? 1 for Argentina and 1 for Sup Forums.
Noah Reyes
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Julian Bennett
Oi, that's our Presidente. He's alright actually. Enjoy you're Trump. Friendly reminder Pence is Irish Catholic. Our guy. We will make America Irish Again.
Isaac Bailey
vocaroo.com/ please record yourself reading that post you just made and post link here
Sebastian Rogers
>Sup Forums is being major autists right now about invading the small island nation of Tuvalu. Who knows if they can do it. Can we dump all Sup Forumstards there and cut their internet?
Michael Roberts
>t. dilmafag
Connor Hughes
>dilmatards >temertards Dump them there too. I don't fucking care if the island becomes overpopulous, just DO NOT ALLOW THEM TO BUILD BOATS OR USE INTERNET.
Aaron Foster
she did NOTHING.
Chase Sanders
I wonder how they think they're going to survive without electricity, food or anything you probably can't grow much cereals or plants on the island, without talking about cattle I doubt any of them know how to make a powerplant work, the drinkable water reserves are probably very low do they really think someone will supply them ?
