License and registration, ma'am

License and registration, ma'am.

please be kind officer, I'm already a nigger

are you just going to stand there?

No, you're getting a ticket.

Fuk da police
etc etc

But i hit 3 jews and a nigger offier

niggers

Is there an officer, probem?

Officer, does you head go all the way to the top of your hat?

Yes theres a slight problem with your registration.

Want to hear a joke Officer?

k

Officer, have you been tempting kids with doughnuts again?

roollllllinnnnggggg

I GOT THIS

I got some donuts for you

I dindu nuffin.

trips and I want an autograph of OJ Simpson

is there a problem officer?

Quads get

Just give me my warning so I can go

no, this dildo is not stolen

k nigger cop

Officer I'm just on my way to softball.

rip

How about you shut the fuck up? No one but fucking teens wants to play your stupid fucking game. Dubs, Trips, Quads, Check Them are all fucking stupid. It's a random number that means nothing. When did Sup Forums get so set on stupid fucking number patterns? It used to be cool.

But the other Nigger did it

ill beat yo old white pig ass

You're free to go.

Imma let you off easy this time

Roll for quads

Ive already been shot by you user. Pleas dont do it again

I only kill niggers don't worry officer

Checkem officer

I-I-I'm sure e-everything is in o-o-order offic-cer.

dont mind me! Im just a slav

hello pig
>you can't call me that
alright, is it okay to call a pig a officer?
>yes
alright then have a nice day officer
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