Try and roast me

try and roast me

I bet your watch is bigger than your cock

I'd rather just blow you

Get a shirt retard, nobody wants to see your little 12yr old puppy fat belly.

you're pretty chubby broseph.

nice try
thanks guy
girls don't seem to mind it

...

Your chest looks like a little fucking kids
Do you even lift?
You got the shoulders of a 40 year old virgin
You don't even have a fucking 6 pack but you flaunt your core like you got one,
Your a fag

Another memephone clicking in a whore's bathroom.

Bro put your fucking shirt back on, you've got nothing worth showing.
You look like a little bitch.

> girls don't seem to mind it
girls don't mind anything as long as you have enough money

>has the barest minimum of abs
>removes shirt for bathroom selfie
gg wp no re


also: what the fuck is up woth that torso?

>Faggot
>Faggot
>fag
>faggot
Am I missing anything else? Oh yeah, faggot

you're a piece of shit

everyone you love will die and there's nothing you can do about it

your mother will remember all the horrible things you've done to her in your life on her deathbed

Nope I don't lift. And just because a chick asks for a topless photo, doesn't mean im flaunting it dickweed
its in a hallway
again, girls dont seem to mind it
I don't have money. I work part time at TESCO kek

Show us your cock

This guy gets it, you ever heard of push-ups op? They're super simple, all you gotta do is not be a little queerbait

Calm down neckbeard, we are supposed to roast the guy, not putting a curse on him.

only took it for some chick, then decided it would be fun to be roasted on it. what bout the torso?
nice
interesting. not quite a roast but aight
nah ty
started working out recently. lost a fair amount of weight so far to be honest. just starting to tone up now and then will work on getting a bit bigger after

Nobody on Sup Forums asked for a topless photo, you asked for a roast and now you sound like a little bitch crying about it. If you weren't "flaunting" that worthless flab of dicks, you wouldn't be on here you insecure little cuck

roast?
> post pic on Sup Forums
> need attention from faggots
> faggot

You'll show your face and body but not cock?

I give you 10/10 full support, I'm handing my balls to you

kek, not crying about shit. came here to get roasted and all i get are some boring ass insults from virgins like you. good one faggot
it's one or the other. and i already showed my face

you can eat them youself thanks

first of all put on a shirt, i would call you a faggot but what the use in calling a orange a orange, when you work out try something else but center abs theres other muscles you dumb fuck.
your hair what is this the 1990's you look like your debuting the newest n-sync album, your eyebrows shave them, your face is better off having, they looked like they were drawn on like a laced up prostitute would do.
Buy some normal non over priced briefs, calvin Klein you couldn't be anymore of a pretty boy wannabe, hanes, fruit of the loom heard of it, spend your money on something more useful like a new watch how much was that watch enough to look good, shit looks as generic as micheal kors.
Now get out your bathroom and go back to ab crunchs you all bicep, i skip tricep chest back and shoulders every fucking week having ass, i spend most of my time tanning ass, i care what people think and i want attention having ass faggot

Nigga, you look like fucking Elliot Rodger.

Do you pick up radio interference off your forehead op? It looks big enough to be a fucking satellite

yeah working on the body but thanks for the 'i think i know a lot about gym but don't' advice. haven't done anything to my eyebrows, just not everyone is born with some girthy ass eyebrows like yourself. Calvin's aren't expensive if you buy them at the right times and bitches like them a lot more than your shitty walmart ones. And my watch is Armani. What watch are you rocking? some 90s casio?
yeah man, I'm 6"4, always getting interference up there

THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN

THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN

how do i know its really you in the pic and not someone trying to get someone he knows roasted?

That isn't actually you in the OP. Why impersonate that dude?

it is me haha

Timestamp faggot

you are not handsome but you think you are, pleb

Your forehead so fuckin big you dream in imax

OP literally has the worst comebacks to the roasts

no, it's me haha

I think i'm pretty average looking to be honest, but i still get some chicks so its all good
haha, this is the best one yet
here is my snazzy watch from the picture

I'd suck that dick
Oh wait

Not the same watch

having the same watch isn't evidence

I hope you didnt do anything to your brows, cuz if u did them yourself u need to lay back, if u paid on them u need a refund, and bitchs like calvin klien more, "bitchs" care about calvin klein boxers just as much as dudes give a fuck about calvin klein boxers, i bet your ass only does all this work to impress "bitchs" because you have no faults in other area of expertise whhen it comes to the persuasion of females, and i bet u think u know alot about the gym, like the calorie intake and the amounts of protein your body needs per lb in your body based off your weight, BCAA know what this is I bet you cantt even tell your delts from your quads, retaliating with "what watch are you rockin" i swear your even more of a cliche then i thought, only way you could get any worse is if you had a fucking fake background laughter along with a saved by the bell theme song, stop caring bout what you look like cuz you'll always look like shit, unless u pay for it, which you might only thing you do know is what money can buy, though im sure you don't buy yourself, what your mom and dad make a decent amount of money for their shit son to make what average 2.0, id be surprised if higher based off your shit response, btw if i was gonna gett a shitty 200 watch like yours ill go to a fucking i would go to a damn Cascio store and get one but im not

Check'd

You look like Jimmy Neutrons down syndrome brother

HAHA REKT

You look like the type of guy that would have a picture of his own stomach as his phone background.

That isn't really ideal proof. How about a pic of you touching your nose with one finger?

so you're OK with posting a full body pic of you, and then you post a pic of only a small part of your arm and a similar watch?

OP CONFIRMED NOT THE GUY IN PIC

the thing that has me very suspicious is the filename on the OP pic, it looks like one you'd get assigned when you download a pic from Sup Forums. bizarre that OP would post this guy and then give serious-ish answers to questions ITT

Like I said, I didn't do them. And I'm really lazy can't be bothered to rebuttle everything you said. But the gist of it is that I can get girls fine, I don't struggle with it. I didn't go round claiming I knew a lot about gym, just said you didn't. Want to show us your perfectly toned body with a time stamp and then i will shut up and accept that. My parents make okay money but I get none of it. Like I said I work part time and pay for everything myself. Idk how goo a 2.0 is since i'm from the UK but I've finished college and passed with Bs which is alright. And there is nothing wrong with spending money on a watch. by the sounds of it, you spend just as much on protein

also a good one haha

you reaching fam

WHY ARE YOU IMPERSONATING THAT PERSON?

here you go faggots. backwards timestamp but whatever

fucking kek, didnt add the pic
gg

Ok. So first you post a pic of your watch and claim that as proof. Then you take a timestamped pic that includes all of your body except the one part that matters--your FACE.

The point of a timestamp is that people can see the stamp, and see the face, and know that an impostor couldn't be posting the person's pics in question. A timestamp without a face proves absolutely nothing.

What a pathetic FAKE you are OP

at least the background is the same as in the OP. but could be OP's sibling or friend, trying to get us to roast someone who isn't him.

you're a Britfag? Also it's traditional to include your face in any timestamped pic, just so you know

haha. proves nothing apart from the fact that i have the same watch, am in the same exact place. and have the exact same body type. nigga you gotta be stupid. i just got home from work and cant be dealing with this tired looking face

whatever faggots. here you go

bird chest
skinny fat
small fuckin head lol
gay ass boy band haircut
tldr youre not very manly

gathering evidence of homophobic slurs in this thread so i can report them to the home office and he gets picked up for hate crime

ps you look like you're down with the syndrome

THANK YOU. Christ, verification doesn't need to be this hard.

u British?

no please. dont do it
thought the watch but be enough to be honest
yes

what are you studying op

came for the obvious callouts on your lackluster body

stayed because of how entertaining it is watching a 14 year old backpedaling this much

seriously man, you ask for a roast then you reply to every comment saying "bitches like me"

sure they do buddy... sure they do

I've finished studying, but I studied computing, IT and business
I came here to be roasted, but why does that mean I can't talk back? I find it funny getting roasted but I still enjoy chatting shit back. And they do, can't help it I guess

Lol all so true
Rekt

why are you

a) working part time
b) working in tesco

u have a foreskin then?

Haha looks like you're on the verge of getting doxed

Spill the beans breh

Bruh. Your eyebrows are non existant.

Why tf you look like you're on the verge of having down syndrome?

Why your ears look like the ears of a fucking elf?

Why do you make a face that looks like you about to have a stroke.

>kys

holy fucking no shoulders, christ you must be weak

I actually have a really big head, just a small face. What hair cut do you consider manly? This haircut is just meta

Was just a part time job I got into while at college and I've decided to take a year off and just save some money and go on holiday. And only part time becuase they don't have any more hours. I do overtime when I can

yup

haha he doesn't have anywhere near enough information but good luck

My brows are fine kek. Maybe I am on the verge of being syndrome. Maybe I have half a chromosome extra. Idk man, can't change it. All the stuff you mentioned is beyond my control im afraid. and the face is becuase im tired af

cut it off

Is this a challenge?

nah im good

haha id prefer if you didnt but i can't stop you

how old are you? would you not be happier getting a real job and moving out of your mums place?

still young. only just finished college. it's all chill for now

you're a man cut your hair short. men should never spend time styling their hair unless they are gay.

just cut it short or buzz it. also has the advantage not being pullable if you get in a fight

and for gods sake stop trimming your eyebrows thats fucking gay

you look like if robert pattinson and mark wahlberg had a buttbaby with down syndrome

having nice hair isn't gay. having a buzz cut is for uneducated potatoes. and i've just not had it cut in a while becuase i've been busy. getting it done next week. I get it 1 on the back and sides and a bit longer on the top

and i don't do anything to my eyebrows. i agree thats gay as shit if you do

how's your sister?

non-existent

must have been your brother in drag i fucked then lol

hey man, whatever you're into

what's your first name?

Ben. why are you asking me all these questions?

post dick now retard

to make doxxing you easier

No

I think all you need is a hug.

Attention seeking is a red flag.

Wearing boxers with someone's name on them and flaunting them as if it's a privilege is a red flag.

Asking to 'try' roast is an egocentric view of the world and again a red flag.

Your life as you see it has little substance.

And just to be Sup Forums traditional.. Kill yourself.

You did a good job of hiding your nonexistent chin/jawline in the first pic, you look like you're fuckin 12

How's the gay porn industry treating you?

WE GOT A MOUTH BREATHER BOYS
0 Chin and jaw definition either ur a fat boi, mouth breather or gentics fucked u in ur ass

Down to the point, nice
thanks guys
not great, not very well paid and its becoming a bit of a pain in the ass

Show us your cock already