There is this girl Sup Forums. We've known each other since middleschool, but I've never actually told her I like her...

There is this girl Sup Forums. We've known each other since middleschool, but I've never actually told her I like her. So, I'm gonna text her and I want dubs to help me out. Anything goes.

Tell her that even though you don't have a penis you two should still be together..unless she wants proof that you do

Wow...

If she doesn't want to do either show her your penis anyways, might as well get that out of the way

well that was quick, OP doenst just not have a penis he obvioussly has no balls either.

Don't do it over text OP
You'll regret it

Date every other female in her family to make her jealous.

Then tell her you turned gay when it's her turn.

If OP does it in person she'll probably whip out a gun and shoot his ass she one of those crazy bitches that shoot up any guy that tries that shit on her

Wat do now?

You ruined it. Break out the rope and hang yourself on her front lawn.

Creepy opener - Check
Not getting a flirty/jokey response - Check
Rip any hopes you had with her desu

You're right. Might as well.

Tell her how you fucked her mom to get closer to her family

im sorry sometimes my sexual urges drive me a lil insane....
Ive wanted you for so long (girls name)
I think it is about time you let me take you out
you wont regret it

ps im on the way to the store for a bit of rope and masking tape jus incase you say no

if you get what I mean ;) im sure we will have a splendid time together though hehe

reroll

That's tempting

this op trust

ahahahaha rolling
top kek

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last roll

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ok 1 more

Not dubs, but I'll just do it anyway.

just do it op everyones asking

Holy shit

Make a long ass mushy post OP. Compliment her. Make sure you still seem yourself though

Better than the last one ig.

>never looks me in the eye again
>the eye
>singular
Nice.

>be me, second time having sex with what turned out to be my girlfriend for two years
>slightly drunk, little high
>put on condom, because only fuck buddies then
>fuck a little, dick only 80% hard
>pull out to change positions
>look down
>no condom
>did I put on a condom?
>-yes
>so, where is it then?
>she looks at my dick
>-no idea
>seriously, did I put it on?
>-I think so
>search for it for a while without finding it
>well, guess we're idiots haha
>put on condom
>continue fucking to the end
>pull out, knot in the condom ready to be thrown away, look on the floor to throw away the wrapper, too
>two wrappers on the floor
>thefuck.jpg
>I DID put on a condom before, let's find it, don't want it to be lying around
>search bed
>search room
>well, only one place where it can be
>-what?
>let me check your cunt
>-no way, what the fuck
>seriously, must be in there
>-fuck off
>Okay, then look yourself
>-I'd feel that
>LOOK
>she fumbles her pussy
>finds it
>can't get it out
>I take a flashlight
>-no way
>Open pussy, shine flashlight in there
>see condom
>pull out
>never talk about it ever again

Fuck off andrew
Give james his phone back

...

Nah, for reals though. Wanna do something sometime?

It was fun while it lasted.

Here lies James's thread.

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