ITT, embarrassing shit a girl did that completely turned you off

ITT, embarrassing shit a girl did that completely turned you off
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>hanging out with qt 3.14 in front of bar having a smoke
>she's a friend of a friend I've been trying to get with for some time
>we're hanging out, talking and shit
>all of a sudden homeless guy walks up with a bowl and drunkenly offers everyone a hit
> qt is the only one to take him up on it.
>she actually puts her mouth on the piece, I am eternally grossed out because this man is disgusting
>AND THEN she takes the lighter and puts it BENEATH the bowl and tries to light it like crack
>rufuckingserious?.JPEG
>she gets absolutely nothing out of the hit, the homeless guy is looking at her like she's fucking crazy
>she blows out and there is no smoke and says "oh, man I'm totally feeling it!!!!!"
>like she's a middle schooler drinking margarita mix

Bump

Bumping with more pretty girls. I wanna hear shitty women stories

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>"I forgot my DS, and... Well, nevermind, you'll judge me."
>me and roommate "No, no, go ahead we promise not to judge "
>"I forgot my DS... And my viriginity! :D"
>break promise

Then

>sits on my lap
>so heavy that my legs start to die
>try to readjust so that I can survive landwhale
>she thinks I'm trying to grind on her
>grinds back

>fucking my ex
>oyeah.jpg
>turn her over for doggy
>notice piece of toilet paper clinging to her asshole

Didnt say anything to her and couldnt finish. All i could think about was her taking a shit

>be me
>19 college
>grind with 7.5/10 at frat party
>both feeling it
>grinding her ass on me
>both pretty lit
>she turns around and tries to kiss
>pukes all over both of us
Fml

kek

what a gentleman

Been there
>living with my at the time GF
>she went grocery shopping, bought cheap ass toilet paper
>mfw I like quilted
>ff three days, I'm going down on her
>bits of toilet paper all up in her pussy folds
>i stand up, put on pants, and walk away.

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Had a girl puke in my lap while trying to blow me in college. Lesson: never fuck with drunk girls

Well yeah because that's rape.

If two people are drunk and have sex its automatically rape. Facts

Be me finally plucks up the courage to ask the quiet shy girl out she's 8/10 looking fit as fuck body
>Walking along sea front getting on great
>Find out she's the only girl in her family
>She has 3 bros
>She's a virgin no sexual experience
>Me thinking she's the best thing ever
>Then after walking for about an hour
>She says I feel really comfortable with you user
>Fucking right I'm diamonds
>She says the thing is I've been brought
>Up with my 3 bros so I act a bit like a
>a boy does now & again
>Me says what do you mean?
>She turns round looks me in the eye
>With the sexiest smile ever and says
>I do this in public & don't give a shit
>Me puzzled says what?
>She proceeds by farting like a 50yr old
>Beer monster
>I fucking couldn't believe my ears
>She then smiles & belches like a fucking
>foghorn
>I ended up marrying her had 4 kids
>And love her today more than ever before
>The end

lol at rape being rape

>girl I was interested in came over to my place
>I was sitting out back smoking a lancero
>she asks for a hit
>tell her it's a cigar, not a blunt
>lemme try though :3
>she fucking inhales it and starts gagging
>omg what the fuck is that?
>ITS A CIGAR
>she acts all pissy and leaves

Dumb bitch wound up getting arrested for molly, now she works at smashburger.

I'd marry a girl who is cool with farting and belching. Had a gf who farted around me and we'd joke around, make fun of each other's farts. Say shit like "that sounded wet, you should check that" and proceed to laugh for hours. Mfw she left me for a richer fellow.

Fucking Idiot.

I hope you and her have a great life together. She sounds really nice.

disgusting

My ex was a belcher, absolutely disgusting and embarrassing. I have three goddamn brothers and we don't carry on like that... I'm a Virginian, so belches would be followed with an "excuse me"...

Fucking heathens

Thank you user we've had a fucking fantastic life together up until now & long may it continue

Fucking redneck inbred cunt you'll be happy to marry one of your brothers then

savage

> shawshanking this qt3.15
> after about a week of seduction via txt she agrees to come play war craft and drink whiskey
> comes over
> drunkasfuck.jpeg
> abondon warcraft
> foolinaround.bat
> she says she hasn't fucked many guys and never sucked a cock
> did i mention my buddy next to us is still trying to play warcraft?
> he is.
> anycunt, she sucks away while i watch my buddy play
> "user,*slurp* would you cum in my mouth? I've never tasted it.."
> alright whore.pdf
> she likes to watch porn so lies down on her back over the couch.
> head over the arm
> i shove my cock in, pretty solid 7 incher not great but not small
> shes loving it probably
>Grabs my ass to push it in deeper
> vomit sprays out in all directions
> the Vesuvius that is her vomit covers all of us
> my buddy laughs as he is out of the blast radius
> shes apologizing like the silly drunk cunt she is
> i flip her over and pound her drunk pussy
> in between apologies shes moaning like a stuck pig
> diamonds-er
> shes actually fucking me covered in her puke
> whyamilovingthis.avi
> begs for cum on her face
> oblige this well behaved whore
> she cleans up everything
> goes home the next day, i let her sleep over
> she earned it

I'll have you know user I'm a construction manager that happens to be in charge of my twelfth multi million project.My wife is a primary school teacher who hasn't got an enemy & she's one of the most respected & loved people that anyone could wish to meet.So if I'm a savage & my wife an heathen so be it.I wouldn't have it any other way.

that's gross. did you do a 360?

Of course I fucking did.

Former gf who shit on me and my bed while doing anal.

Had that happen to me and I didn't care it's only toilet paper man

That story gave me an ulcer OP

Alpha as fuck

Refused to go down on me. Ever.

Oh man! Sup Forums is has changed for the worst

I hope one of your kids gets a terminal illness

I had a girl that didn't like sucking cock. It was no skin off my teeth. She let me fuck her arse, come in her cunt. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

90% of Sup Forums... and that's generous... has never even been past the hover hand stage and the rest couldn't give a shit about embarrassing pussy stories.

Good luck.

(Especially to you poor bastards reading this just for an idea of what it's like when girls act normally around people)

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dude! she lets me rim her and play with her ass too! Just need to get a little lube and its aun!

Currently trying to get her to go down on me anyways, cause I love 69, making a little progress i think

>Im totally feeling it!
Oh shit hahaha

> Ex and me on it
> She starts crying
> I stop and ask what's up
> "I just remembered the time when I had an abortion"

>trying to slay younger girl for some time
>solid 8/10 with a 10/10 ass
>go to friends house and she is there
>hot tub time
>we all start drinking heavily
>hour passes and were all wasted
>cozy up next to 8
>talking and she gives me a "lets go inside" look
>immediately go inside
>go to the bedroom and change out of swim wear
>she leaves door completely open while stripping in the near bathroom
>hot
>fuck
>yes
>she comes out in some yogas and tshirt
>walk her upstairs to other bedroom
>immediately start making out
>lay her down and start eating her out
>i lay down and get some mega dome
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>didnt have a condom
>whatever
>right before i stick it in
>she spits on her hand and rubs her pussy
>immediately realise she is a massive hoe
>still smash
>jizzed on her face
>spit was a bit disturbing
>left within 10 minutes of facial bombardment
>she did the spit thing the next time we hooked up
>won't be traveling that road again.

At least she's not a disgusting pot head, but she could be a meth addict... well at least she'll stay thin.

The first and last time I'll ever fuck a 22 year old mom who has a little baby fat still. We were trying to fuck in the backseat of my car and when she tried to ride me on top, she was so fat that she must've cut off circulation to my cock because it went soft in seconds. She was literally riding a soft piece of meat. We broke up shortly thereafter.

doesnt mean shes a whore she probably jjust didnt want a dry dick shoved in her vag. shit is probably uncomfortable

I like to think that my ex has thoughts of our abortion (her idea) when she's getting stuffed by whatever nasty coke head she picks up in Flint, MI

Aye, Flint, here. What's her number? Is she hot? Does she fuck in trade for coke?

Agreed, if you have no lubrication and she's one of many girls who don't produce a good enough amount I their own, then why not?

I feel like you actually did this OP and you're blaming it on some poor girl. Why do you have to be a misogynistic pos?

Short, kinda chubby, really nice tits, probably 6/10 over all. To my knowledge she doesn't do coke, just hangs with that type.

>not knowing about spit as lube
Are you 12 or something?

but he'd just be facing it again
>inb4 u newfags take the bait

cool it doesn't bother you, personally for me I hate when women say they can do that shit, such a turn off "look how unlady like I am! teehee"

Had a gf that would rip ass when she lays around in her yoga pants. But, then she'd dress up for dinner or for drinks and she was so fucking gorgeous in heels and a skirt. Such a fucking lady.

Get yourself a woman who can do both.

can relate to that grind part
>cold snowy day
>sit down in a pile of snow next to friend
>qt3.14 girl i kind of tried getting with sits far out on my lap (like my knees)
>not sure if she intentionally sat there
>the three of us instantly get talking
>i take her waist and try pulling her back (because we were good friends and i do it gently)
>she pushes back
>fuckme
>stop talking
>she gets up shortly after

I put spit on my dick before going in sometimes too, doesn't mean shit other than I've had enough sex experience to know when it should be done...

I like chubby girls. Color of her hair?

I love eating piss and sweat marinated toilet paper shreds too user

Threw up on my arm.

This happened to me recently, but she is my gf of 4 years so i just ignored it and blasted a load up her.

Your wife is a slutpig

so you are grossed out that she attempts to clean herself?

You must be young.

she was an undercover hoe. it just caught me off guard. she was amazon rain forest wet so it must have just been instinctual.

I find farting fucking disgusting but to each their own. Glad yall found each other

bait

no one likes eating out bits of toilet paper m8

>Crush on girl
>girl turns out to be kind of a slut
>fucks pretty much only black dudes
>So does her (also hot) older sister
>suddenly not interested

Cry like a little bitch why dont you

Think it's a dark red now. Dirty blonde natural though.

You ate her out and she still needs to lube up her pussy?

Son, you disappoint me.

even when my lady is wet i still rub a little spit on my tip. It eases the transfer of dry dick to wet pussy.

She probs was just copying all the porn she probably watches

she'd 100% cheat on you

Pics of waifu and laifu (Wife and kids) with timestamp. Will be satisfied with manly waifu video.

This happens, but its on her vag, so at least just from her pissing.

>I was finger blasting my ex
>legs pulled up to her head, going deep and hard with my fingers
>so intense, she rips a loud ass fart
>she rolls over and cries, and says something like "why does embarrassing stuff always happens to me?"

It was a fart so i let it go, but what just runied our sex life is

>stuffs her ass with anal beads
>proceed to fuck her, she cums hard
>sex is done, pull out the beads
>they are covered in shit.

You ate her out and she still lubed up. Sad

>fucking around with gf
>ask her if I can eat her ass
>idk user no one's ever done it to me before
>tell her just to try she agrees
>start licking then she starts to giggle
>keep licking now she is actually laughing
>ask her why the laughing
>says it feels ticklish
>keep going she keeps laughing and moving
>mfw her fucking asshole is ticklish (shes not really ticklish anywhere else not even feet or armpits)
>I'm hella turned on
>keep on licking start to slowly finger her ass
>farts, she's very embarssed
>not even phased still turned on
>keep licking/fingering she keeps laughing and occasionally farting
>her face is bright red totally embarressed
>give her a break procede to fuck her

Shit was fucking weirdly awesome

take off the "-ian" at the end

>anal beads

Uh yea, they go into her rectum, which is where shit comes from, if you arent ready for a little poo then i dont think anal activity is for you.

Fucked a girl in her cunt, we were getting really into it and then she ripped a loud ass fart. We both paused and started laughing about it. Kept going, came gallons because we were having fun laughing and enjoying each other's bodies. We don't fuck anymore, but she's still one of my best friends.

Hahahahahahaha

Son man up stop being a virgin bitch. Shit comes out of an asshole.

Woa
i was fucking this escort & her butt started talking

No shit turns me off. Ill let a girl piss all over me, but shit is not my thing.

>with hot gril on date
>go back to my place for Sexy time
>start making out and ripping each other's clothes off
>start rubbing downtown to get her hot
>mfw no feminine penis

>be with gf of a few months at the time
>go to a party drink and have a good time
>she is pretty drunk and when she is she gets horny as fuck and likes to fool around
>asks me to take her back to my place but is hungry because she's drunk so she wants to stop to get food quickly
>pretty late so only thing open in the area is McDonalds
>get her a McDouble and an order of fries
>Get home and walk though the door and she gets on her knees and pulls my cock out and starts sucking enthusiastically
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>she sloppy cause she's drunk but I don't care and it feels so good I drop the bag of food on the floor
>after a minute she stops sucking
>wat
>look down and she has the burger unwrapped and taking a bite
>look down at her confused and she looks back at me and smiles
>I assume I'll have to wait
>nope
>she starts sucking my dick again with a mouth full of burger

I pulled out and went to wash my dick off. My dick died a little that day

Be me 15 year old faggot.
>Had a girlfriend
>never had sexual experiences b4
>we are making out
>feelsgood.jpg
>she goes down on me
>she sucks at it but im okay with it
>asks me to go down on her
>ido.jpg
>her pussy tastes like fucking fish but i kept doing it because she's fucking moaning so hard
>since no experience, I thought the smell was normal
>ohboyiwaswrong
>days later, again i had to go down on her
>I puke on her bed because of the fucking smell and taste of her pussy
>told her it was because i felt sick
>when i broke up with her days later someone told me she had urine infection
>mfw

Never said shit on you. You play with ass shit happens MAN UP

>be me
>be 19
>be stoked that my new GF tells me that she doesnt mind if we do "butt stuff"
>gettingiton.jpg
>GF says "finger my butthole"
>she moans and pushes back harder and harder on my two fingers
>she is pulling at her ass cheeks as I am fingering her, faster and harder.
>I reach for bottle of lube to get us all nice and slippy
>GF lets go a massive gas bubble which becomes a shart at short notice
>shit flies all over me , stinks like fuck
>erection gone
>GF says "its ok, just keep going"
>mfw front of my body splattered with shit , bed spalttered with shit , soft cock, turned off instantly.
>bad times

I have a vaginal infection story, too

>have some friends over in high school
>best friend is dating some nasty slut
>she's sitting on my couch watching TV with another friend
>best friend and I are in kitchen, grabbing a beer and chatting
This shit was straight out of a Judd Apatow movie, I swear to fuck
>he says she has some sort of yeast infection and she won't let him fuck her
>I say that's gross and pop my head out to look at her
>she straight up had her hand down her pants
>pulled out a giant glob of yuck from her drawers and smells it
>wipes it on the arm of my couch