Friendly reminder that Japan and Britain are pretty much the same country.
>Japan has Bushido, Britain has Chivalry >Had an alliance pre-WWII >Both had great empires >Both have powerless monarchs >Both are on a leash held by the US >Both are island nations >Both had famous navies >Both have pretty weird people with awful teeth >Both created abominations of languages >Both bullied China >Both had large civil wars >Both dominated their continents at one point
Japan has good food, attractive women, good men and no arabs
UK has shit """food""", the women are ugly slags, the men are obnoxious yobs, and it's rapidly becoming a Saudi colony
Wyatt Long
two great island nations
Anthony Nelson
both fucking evil
Brody Bennett
>he fell for the japanese women are great meme
Noah Peterson
You are somewhat right, I believe Japan was once called the Britian of the orient
Ian Davis
>>Both created abominations of languages
Other than this I can agree with a lot of what has been said.
I'm sorry what is the percentage today? is it 30% whites other on your side of the pond yet? Your nation is collapsing in on its self faster than Britain. Also the slag and yob meme is perpetuated by Sup Forums in the same way that some people claim the US is just rednecks and whores.
Oliver Diaz
>Both had great empires British had an empire covering vast extensions of land that lasted centuries, whilst the japs had an "empire" comprised by just a small bunch of random patches of land scattered across Asia that lasted just a few decades.
So again, what's this similarity?
Julian Davis
thanks impeccable observations from a yank ... as always
Jeremiah Watson
Still need to stop 2 nukes on the limeys
Which cities should get it
Luis Cook
London and Birmingham
Ayden Edwards
Friendly reminder that the last samourai was French
>Brunet took a very active role in the Boshin War. Brunet and Captain André Cazeneuve were present at the Battle of Toba-Fushimi (27–31 January 1868), near Osaka. After that Imperial victory, Brunet, Cazeneuve, and the Shogun's Admiral, Enomoto Takeaki, fled to Edo (now Tokyo) on the warship Fujisan.
>When Edo also fell to the Imperial forces, Enomoto and Brunet fled to the northern island of Hokkaidō, where they proclaimed the Ezo Republic, with Enomoto as President.
>Brunet helped organize the Ezo army, under hybrid Franco-Japanese leadership. Otori Keisuke was Commander-in-chief, and Brunet was second in command. Each of the four brigades were commanded by a French officer (Fortant, Marlin, Cazeneuve, and Bouffier), with Japanese officers commanding each half-brigade. The final stand of the Shogun/Ezo forces was the Battle of Hakodate. The Ezo forces, numbering 3,000, were defeated by 7,000 Imperial troops.
>In an interesting postscript to his involvement in the Boshin War, Brunet spoke highly of Shinsengumi vice-commander Hijikata Toshizō in his memoirs. Praising Hijikata's ability as a leader, he said that if the man had been in Europe, he most certainly would have been a general.
Why do you think japanese are so enamoured with French culture, you treaterous perfide anglo ? You are nothing like a samourai. Also, did japanese intelectuals proposed to switch the national language to english after the WWII ? Nope. They proposed French.
Justin Wilson
Go for Ireland or Scotland instead, that's much funnier
Jacob Reyes
Everyone knows Tom Cruise was the last samurai
Jaxon Rodriguez
Except for the fact that Japan is Japan and Britain is England, Scotland and Wales.
Thomas Johnson
this
Jose Barnes
If you dropped one on Manchester and London I don't think Birmingham would fare well
Dylan Campbell
>Both dominated their continents at one point kek
And Chivalry is a French concept m8.
John Allen
>Both have powerless monarchs this is a meme, the royal family does indeed wield considerable influence over state affairs
Thomas Perry
Japan is the Ainu and the Yamato
Samuel Bell
I don't know, I think our government interferes with people's lives a hell of a lot more, also British people are lazy as fuck.
Austin Young
Japan was wallowing in mud before the Dutch got to them. No, the nips are what China will be in a couple of centuries
Ryder Johnson
Territorial gains made in an ongoing war =/= empire.
Don't worry though, Algeria still counts!
Carson Gray
Are we CHYNA or Korea...?
James Jenkins
You're pretty cool France, so you get to be Korea.
Parker Morris
except britain never had anything close to kamikazes.
Nolan Peterson
Japan's emperor has far more power than Elizabeth. He just doesn't use it often. Shit comparison.
Leo Perez
We are both famous for our fish dishes too, we create teaboos that make yank girls knickers wet and Japan create weeaboos that make yank neckbeards udies wet.
John Thompson
Good
Now we invade Japan
Nathaniel Cook
Did Britain have a shitty psuedo-religion meant for emperor-worshipping, a state secret police executing dissidents, and a tendency to genocide?
Josiah Gray
>Did Britain have a shitty psuedo-religion meant for emperor-worshipping, a state secret police executing dissidents, and a tendency to genocide? Yes, Henry the 8th created it then his daughter went on to bash the catholics hard.
Kevin Sullivan
Yes, yes, and yes.
Michael Bell
>Britain chivalry
Lmao weren't Brits the first to break the chivalry code at crecy and agincourt?
Hunter Gray
Both have bad weather. he can't
Carter Howard
The Britons were wallowing in mud and shit before the Romans got to them before accepting civilization. The Japanese merely saw what the Chinese were doing and peacefully obtained their culture unlike British savages.
>Korea >ever being able to invade Japan
Haha, are you a French Koreaboo?
Nathaniel Turner
>emperor-worshipping religion >king
Tyler Nelson
>he can't
Tell that to Abe's article 9 plan.
The emperor's powers are written in the constitution. He just uses them informally.
Henry Jackson
We had an Empress, that counts.
Carson Watson
London Birmingham and a small one on Bradford please i beg you
Caleb Long
>Both dominated their continents at one point The UK has never dominated Europe.
James Clark
> brits > great > ally with the wrong side and lose 400 years of empire subsequently > get fucked by juden into mudslime submission
a bunch of retards more like
Thomas Martin
>one full of muslims and fat people >other full of suicide and anorexics
Mmmmmmm
Dylan Carter
>the french "empire" >"conquered" by throwing the entire young french male population into a meatgrinder and calling institutionalised depopulation "tactics" >"held" during an ongoing war for less than ten years >brits send your emperor to the naughty corner, take your colonies and put your king back on the throne for good measure lol?
Ayden Jenkins
William Adams here, Japs are alright.
Carter Young
Japan's constitution ban his power on politics so we can only guess his intention.
Juan Hughes
Irrelevant when compared to the first western samurai, sailor and demon slayer I bet that French cunt doesn't even have a festival held every year in his honour.
Jordan Foster
>William Adams Geralt?
Liam Hughes
Except that one time there was a boat accident and British let the Japanese drown. I remember reading that in Japanese textbooks somewhere.
that did not really happen like that though, Mr I need the whole of Europe and more gold than my country has to be beaten by France in evert conflict for a decade
Sebastian Morales
>Japan and Britain are pretty much the same country.
I know American's had a reputation for being bad at geography but come on buddy, have you never seen a globe before?