Orange Masterrace here
Orange Masterrace here
green baby
18 cm
7 inch i guess
metric system here, how to measure in inches? is it like the lenght or the width of the thumb?
1'' is 2.54cm. 30cm is approximately 1 foot (12 inches)
im orange could be worse i could be red
Where all my red niggas at?
orange master race bois
imperial system
how is the stone age?
1 inch is 2.54 cm
16cm or 6.3"
It's okay, but it could be thicker. At least it's not baby cock.
just measured at 7.75'', so i guess i'm green.
Reppin yellow
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damn I'm a yellow loser
I'm sorry my master
Yellow reporting in.
Blue. RudyPoo here.
idk does Europe still light her streets with oil lamps or maybe she taken to using some American inventions perhaps???
Blue Moister race here, 9.1 inches hard
So what size wheels do you have on your car?
Yellow boy
yellow
you dont just say masterrace to anything youre in. thats not how that works you stupid jew
yellow here
Green master here.
Whoever made this cares more about their cock size than math. I am both yellow and orange because I fall dead on six. Dumb niggers.
green I guess, but I bet I could take the same in diameter
Has your country been to the moon?
"inventions", you mean stealing the work of the European Nikola Tesla because capitalism?
Green and pierced
Yellow noob here
Obvious orange is obvious
Red when soft, red when hard
ORANGE MASTER RACE
FUCK ALL YOU WITH YOUR GIGANTIC MUTANT COCKS BITCHES
>Yellow
>6-7
such an unrealistic chart, here's a better one.
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>Moon landing is a hoax
But has yours been?
No way thats green. It's yellow or really close to yellow
>tfw yellow
I'm beder than u :^)
European American*
Tesla gtfo of that shithole
Below red when soft yellow when hard I'm a hugeeee grower
Greenie Weenie here.
Dude, the purpose of the fake documentary about USA never been to the moon is to show how easy it is for TV to fool people.
can there be one fucking cuck free thread for once jesus christ
Yeah I'm like 2 inches soft and alittle over 6 hard.
I would much rather be a shower
it's a hard life we lead
Yellow.
Oh baby.
You mean the Serbian Nikola Tesla? Who moved to America to live and work with his idol Thomas Edison. Who did betray him for capitalism but Edison invented the lightbulb himself. He cockblocked Tesla's alternating current which put all of us back several decades and made Tesla die a poor ditch digger but Edison invented the lightbulb.
bruh, i know those feels. i'm sometimes like 1-2'' soft and almost 8'' hard. on a really really good day i could be like 5-6'' soft, but that's rare/requires like 10% boner
17cm
between yellow and green
but still feels insecure
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your ancestors were unwanted criminals, prisonners, and prostitutes from Europe. Mine were goatfuckers and goats... So let's both gtfo
What i'm 6-9? How am i a cuck then?
》Fuck yeah
>what is Philips
Here's the superior version
Yes, of course, and the Earth surely is round.
faggot
>The rest of the world isn't as great or as cool as America
Tell us something we don't know.
just like that Off By one
>found the Stone Age butthurt
Dont mock the US.
All the more advanced third world countries use the imperial system.
Yellow/Green, my dick size fluctuates
Yellow 6.5" reporting in
Tfw less than red.
same im about 3" soft and 7.67 hard
4 or 5 seconds? 8 or 9 seconds? Wtf are you measuring here, faggot?
Is it possible to please a woman with red?
In between orange and yellow
no
you can please her by letting a green fuck her
same here. i am more of a grower than a shower. sometimes when i am jerking off and supper excited. i sometimes wonder where all this extra cock came from.
green here. half the women i've been with still told me i'm too small, the other half said i was about perfect.
>asian
>white
>mexican
>nigga
>NIGGER
>7''-8''
>small
i guess they were just used to fucking horses before you
toppest of keks friendo
>nigger*
>niggest*
Lul
6.5'' length 6'' circumference
Green. Just gotta find someone to put it in.
Green Toptier 1337 GOD
Green here. 7.7
7.5 inches in length, my girth of 7 inches makes up for it being short though
What does this guy rank as?
Yellow
American and can't speak english
Right inbetween yellow and green
Doesn't american use imperial?
Americunts are degenerate fucks.
Nice
You know of this thing called the internet? It's an information super-highway.
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Red masterrace here. Wish there was a color to represent 3 inches or smaller cuz that's the category I fit in
have you considered suicide, or have you fetishized it as a defense mechanism?
Well you Amercans circumsise kids and love jews. Europeans don't.
That feel when I'm red... feelsbadman
No, why?
Bic lighters are 3.25" definately not green
yellow. Get on my level.
because i've never heard of a small dicked guy that didnt fit into either category. i'm honestly surprised people like you exist
Roll
ideal size tbh familia