Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content

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シャケだあああああああああああ

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claimed

你是谁吗你不在状态你在身边陪伴

I'm gonna go play, later gators ^-^

Tenryuu claimed

>Umi
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>Kagami
Sorry, accept my apologies
>Really not sorry
>Fran
>so... jealous
>REEEEE
I'd love to taste some of his pork ribs~

Claimed

Nah I was pretty good this morning, just tired

bye bye!

Claimed

Also Maki youre a failure at cooking, don't blame me cause you fucked up o/

S2lsbCB5b3Vyc2VsZiA=

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ouch...you meanie

Probably the poison

Easily 4 stars, maybe 5 if he put on a suit while smoking them

That comic...

Akiko claimed

I will find something to top them but until then they are my favorite ones too


I..I didnt know! I thought it was just a bump

I am doing alright just playing Roller Coaster Tycoon other than that nothing much is going on, doing anything cool?

o-oh....well as long as it's lethal poison, im guessin you don't have an antidote??

Claimed, how is everyone doing?

;-;

Claiming the purest idol.

I highly recommend it. There's a billion recipes out there, just pick one you find interesting and go for it. Your lunch doesn't sound too shabby, though!
>one decent meal
Visiting your parents comes with such a perk.

hello, nyarko claimed

are these good legs :^)

Not really, no. Watching some TV and chatting with ya'll.
How do you make your roller coasters?

hello nyarko, how's overwatch going for ya??

doesnt work, graphics hardware not good enough to run it. how are you kagami?

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Milinda claim

I remember when I went to test into the Army. Shits stressful. Get some good sleep and drink lots of water. You will do great!

You have it for PS4? I do too! You should tell me you name so I can add you.

Never seen John Wick. Would you recommend it?
>Mentally or physically?
Is both a acceptable answer? kek
I was in a car accident a few days ago. It was bad. Punctured my lung, concussion, brain bleed, internal bleeding, broken right arm, broke 4 ribs. Was not good. Had 3 surgeries. Finally home though.

Yuuki! How are you?

IT WAS THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL! This is likely to have a nasty infection. I just hope there won't be any permanent damage

Maybe I do, I might need something to jog my memory

Don't waifu Lovecraftian horrors

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im never giving up my waifu!

Yep! It's a day off for everyone in england and it's a family tradition that we have a meal, and I'll see my grandparents who I've not seen for a few months.

Claimed

hey im bored what do

im okay! sorry to hear about overwatch though...even on the lowest graphics it's like that??
hmmm, even if i don't want the antidote, im curious to what will make you remember....

I see, went better than I
topkek
I know~
Does he sell his food? like a restaurant or something like it?
>implying there's something better than those gifs
Eheh~
Time to upgrade
>good thing you got the game for free
wank it

Bristol Palin claimed

w-what?
play guitar!!

Thanks for the words of encouragement Mili!

Tomato

Sharpie in pooper

also Rem claimed

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!

have a good wank :^)

Hey Milinda! Can't complain, work was pretty rough today, though there were some funny moments kek. What about you?

Good, just don't forget to roll for SAN loss

The most majestic bird!

Drugs

You know, some humans to sacrifice to the the snake god Glyzon

No, but he totally could

Well here is the one I built a little while ago I dont usually do very well but this one came out pretty good!

I hope not either, maybe I will be stuck being chuuni forever!

>Dekamori sneezing is pretty close to them to be honest

>Rikka

Oshit I ment Umi

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i cant open overwatch to begin with, it opens an error message and i cant change graphics out of game.
ikr thank god, im working on getting new computer
yup

How much longer did you stay on? You weren't that bad when I left

>Tomato
awks

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>sorry
Nah I'm just being a cunt. "Vodka is fine" Then, Karii or Harii is the Okinawan equivalent of kanpai.

Are you ok Tats?...

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a 3rd wank? ',:^)

why didn't I think about that

I can edit the settings file in notepad. Google how

b-but why amatsu???
>isn't one death enough kek
hmmm....i can't say i know anybody i'd sacrifice, is this the kinda poison that kills you fast???
oh wow....that's strange, maybe try looking it up on the internet if you haven't already!! that's the only thing i can think of

Kill yourself!

Shiro claimed.

>Is Kuma Miko that good? Could you sell it to me with a few lines?
I couldn't, actually. It's got a cute and quiet vibe to it, rather than punchlines and "in your face" humor. It reminded me a lot of barakamon, just with a cute little shrine maiden, a bear and some hints at bestiality.

Also excuse the late reply, I was busy watching the latest episode.

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

oh ok ill do that, thanks for telling me. but i think it just doesnt work my with my graphics hardware
yes, im gonna do that.

I would. It's Keanu Reeves being an absolute badass. Lots of good action and a decent story to go with it.
>car accident
Jesus! How did that happen? Did some random person hit your car? That's some serious, serious damage you sustained! I'm glad to hear that you're finally home and recovering. My thoughts go out to you and your recovery, my friend.

That sounds good, actually. How long will you be there for? Do you usually do anything besides share a meal?

Time for a wank?

You're probably the cutest ship I know, you know?

I'm no tomato... Do you not love me, Kotori? Are we through?

Obligatory claim.

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Oh Ok I thought maybe max our w.e. it installs at was too much

What the FUCK! I think I found some botflies, but these are a bit big for that...


By any chance, do you /tg/?

>Rattle

What would be the fun in that?

Hello handsome

I-I-I-I f-fixed!

I think it's the Type 3 Skin Insanity. There's no help for him anymore.


Or he's just showing how 70% of you guys are acting in those threads.

Why doesn't he? Got a job or he doesn't feel like cooking all day?
>implying she's better than Rikka
Pls
Goodluck with the upgrade~
>will you build it?
I kept drinking a bit
>every time I got called Discount Megumin = 1 shot
That was a good night kek
I see, thanks for the telling me
Are you japanese?
Third time's a charm :^)
I will stop because of this pic
Thanks but don't flatter me, I might get the wrong idea~
>not so bad yourself

whats /tg/?
w.e.?
no i wont build it kek, im too lazy to do that silly goose

Not a problem friend! You got this!

As long as you had some fun right? kek
Im doing well. Celebrating my birthday with some alcohol and Overwatch.

Sounds pretty epic. Might give it a watch.
I got t-boned by a F-350 going 55 MPH. Completely destroyed my nice new car. Thanks friend. I appreciate it.

Jewish piano claimed.

> Secret Jew Message in Hebrew
> $$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$$

Shiragami Youko claimed.
>Sometimes I look at the catalog for Sup Forums
>And it's then that I realize why I stick to /an/

you're right!! slow is better, im glad it was tasteless poison though, the cookies were delcious!!
t-thank you....my torment is less now!!

Heyo, Bones.

w.e = whatever

kek but i'm Jewish and I still cant read that.... Although it has less dollar signs than my bank account... kek

>Milinda

>the greentext
holy shit how is your liver in one piece?

I was only going to be there during the day but I refuse to pay extortionate prices at the laundrette where I don't have to, so my mom will do my washing if I stay the night.
Not really. I wasn't going to go seen as this is my first one away from home, but I've got personal business at home, and I want to see my grandparents because one of them is recovering from a stroke and I've just not seen the other for a few months.

That reminds me, I should pack. I'll still be lurking~

I will take that as a no, i think. オケイ
ノ ドラグ キドス

>Rattle rattle

only 3rd time? what are you a pussy ;^)
>rattle rattle

that image makes me want to kill myself

It is in Hebrew can you read that?

Oh im gonna throw up....

>I am not!
I would never think anyone is better than my girl, just that gif is adorable but not as cute as mine!

やらないか
youtu.be/o2TO5atI4rU

Why she has eye patch?

Kek I can't read Hebrew.
Funny pic by the way.

>Milinda

No. I lived in Okinawa for a few years though. I love that place. I studied Japanese a few years, and still do. I want to go back to Japan.

Nice, I'm planning on doing the same thing.

There were just a lot of really odd things that happened today, including the rat. I work at a convenience store, and a rat managed to run in through the open front door. I then spent the next 30 minutes trying to catch it before any customers saw it. I eventually scared it out the door.

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Well it's only 4:30 :^)

Both, and running a restaurant can be stressful

The traditional games board of Sup Forums, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering, Call of Cthulu, shit like that

Not going to try to save yourself?

How are you today?

What's up?

Jesus Christ this thing is HUGE! Well, I can't just leave it in here

because she has a special eye power
>the tyrant's eye

What show it from?

Doing alright, just sitting right now. Got a hair cut.

You?

Kek that sounds like a hoot.
Do you have Overwatch? We could play together a little later if you want?

nawww!! it's better off this way!! and i don't think amatsu would wanna be sacrificed to a snek god!!
lucky star user
>nice turkey you got there

>Rattle rattle
Not much. Taking a break from Overwatch.
You?

no i didnt, did you?

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Yeah man, I have it for PC, you?

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Don't worry about a late reply. If the show is even remotely close to Barakamon, I must watch it. I thoroughly enjoyed that show.
>hints at bestiality
I assume that will be explained as I watch the show.

I don't know what to say... Can I really trust you?

Flatter only gets one so far. I'm happy with you knowing that I find you to be the cutest ship.

Jesus... What kind of tool did that? I hope they'll cover all of your expenses.

I see. I hope you'll get some quality time with your grandparents. I also hope that they won't suffer another stroke, or anything else for that matter.
Good luck with packing!