We have no chance do we?

We have no chance do we?

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Argentina will win 11-1

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I BELIEVE

>argentina is the 8th biggest country
wew i didn't realise that

At least we score one.

I BELIEVE THAT

I believe you are mistaking Argentina for Mexichoke.

But it only has 41 million people

That can't be right, Argentina's land area is only 2.7 million km2 while the US's is 9.2 million km2

why does chile even exist. how did 'gentina get cucked out of that sliver of land

that's less than I would have assumed

>what are mountains

fuck off were full

I really want usa to win, im tired of this nationalist """people""" over here, always acting so smugly "EEH EH VAMO' ARGENTINA SOMO LO MEJORE" fucking black niggers... I want them being buttblasted
we need a humility shower once for all

You forgot to include Malvinas for Argentina.

So they could one day 7-0 Mexico and provide us with memes

They've been trying to get us since the beginning, but the andes mountains make it too risky for them

because

Weren't the two lost finals enough?

>how did 'gentina get cucked out of that land

Argentina is a very cozy place.

This is the only answer.

Made me kek, user.

Which country is more 1st world, Argentina or Chile?
I want to move to SA for life.

Spain didnt want a bi-oceanic colony back in the day when the cape of horn was a huge deal. And Peru blocked any attemps of Chile to join with la plata.

You forgot that huge landmass that is Alaska mate

nope, people and especially sport journalist are the worst... 24/7 a day sucking messis dick

KEK! There's only one NT in the whole SA that brazilians respect. We don't care about Chile even after all their noise in the last years.

Good luck, murican, and tell our "hermanos" that we didn't like the new Quilmes ad. youtube.com/watch?v=48sOajAnYzY

Don't tell the Africans, we are already full

in the whole Americas***

Brazil.

Pretty much the same shit, argentina is better if you are poor, chile is better if you are middle class, but in general it's the same, the only difference is that if you live in a big city argentina will be more classical and pretty, old buildings in chile tend to last for just 3 big earthquakes (80 years) so while the country is more modern, it lacks old colonial and french styled buildings you can find in the rest of latinamerica.

Wait, how the fuck was the whole earth in night time at once?

BANTZ

Argentina literally invented Chile

And Argie crossed the mountains and kicked the Spaniards out of there. He was a really nice guy and never though of taking that land for Argnentina (we could have done that if we wanted) and created Chile

We freed them from the Spanish but then the king of Argentina decided people who weren't capable of freeing themselves weren't worthy of being part of the Argentine Empire.

kek
I don't care about the colonial architecture, and even if I wanted to see something, I could easily go for an adventure.

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Explain this sayens!
God is real, Earth is flat

>most of the country has a pop density of 1-5

Literally American Old West-tier

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They just merged different images together....

comfy mountains desu

flat earth

USA wins 1-1

solar eclipse

How can you merge time?!
This doesn't even make sence!!!

Chile, Argentina and Uruguay are the same in terms of poverty

Argentina is better if you like living in a big city with a massive cultural life
Chile is better if you are rich
Uruguay is better is you are 80 years old

who /chile/ here?

this.

This is why the terrorists win.

>tfw chile has a socialist in power now
>tfw no pinochet

I hope a general coup's the UK govt and institutes based free market

Nice grammar

>right wing people being ignorant and dumb
colour me surprised

the very small chance we have is Klinsmann applying some good ol German anti-Messi 2014 World Cup final tactics

otherwise, I'll be watching Argentina tread on USA

>he devotes 100% of his brainpower to making sure his posts on a filipino frottage forum are perfect

this is why chile has always been better

this is why you have no falklands

They've literally never been better than us

There are 100 times more Chileans living here than Argries in Chile. Why would he come here if Chile was better?

lmao all that land and population chile still has a higher gdp

>Why would they come here if Chile was better?

pretty sure they were kicked out for being commies

Los Angeles, Chilefornia here

>lmao all that land and population chile still has a higher gdp
No shit, it's easier to administrate small countries

Why do you think Luxembourg is richer than Britain?

What the fuck are you doing? why are you pissing off the britbong? he's our friend and our ally.
MALVINAS ARE NOT ARGENTINAS
i repeat
MALVINAS ARE NOT ARGENTINAS

/Antofagasta/ here

>self hating weeb
your father must hate you, why don't you just kill yourself?

Do oyu know waht time is it? it´s picardias tome

fun fact argentina is mostly desolate besides like 10 cities

luxembourg has less than 1% of our pop

chile has like half of yours lol

still

>tfw argentina is now whiter than britain

they should just be independent desu

Funny fact is that Argentina freed both Chile and Peru, and although Peru still remembers San Martin as their Liberator, Chile is in denial and instead hails San Martin boot polisher who couldn't do a thing for himself

So... What about the US x Argentina?

Who cares, we'll wreck them

no euro games so all i can do is shitpost

desu senpai a little shit of a country like Argentina whining about a territory they lost 200 years ago and never had in the first place is petty and ridiculous as fuck. It's ridiculous to indoctrinate children into caring about it. It's not self hating, it's being not retarded. It's not in the country's best interest to keep pushing the malvinas meme. It makes us look like retards to every state that actually matters in the world.
Get along with everyone and sell them your shit, it's the best thing Argentina can hope to do.

I do kind of wish they weren't British though. I'd be more comfortable if they were independent, but those islanders are massive cucks and seem to be ok being as they are now.

south america seems comfy.

would i get murdered if i visited and didn't speak spanish?

Depends of the country you're visiting

What the fuck? You are even safe in Africa in the 21st century

The only dangerous place in the world is the Islamic State, you sound like a soft pussy

Really americans think you don't have any chances? like Argentina only plays well against shitty teams, and I think USA has a good team at all

you already live surrounded by muslims

south america should be nothing to you

We totally outplayed Chile and defeated them without even using Messi and you can't say Chile isn't a good team

go back to Sup Forums please

you'll absolutely get murdered as soon as you walk off the plane DO NOT COME HERE

Yeah, let's just forget that the Argentine families living on the islands were forcibly kicked out. Let's forget that the first person born on the islands was Argentine. Let's forget that the British renounced sovereignty and then came back as if nothing had happened. It's more important what the superior British think of us, rather than actually getting what is rightfully ours.

there are literally more muslims in your country than mine mate

an american friend of mine went to colombia. he said an attractive girl approached him and started talking to him. while he was distracted by her beauty some dude ran up behind him, put him in a choke hold and the girl reached around and took his wallet. he said the both walked away laughing toward the direction of the rest of their crew.
the lesson i guess is if you do go to south america, don't talk to any pretty girls, it's a trap.
pic unrelated.

Do not reply to the self-hating weeb

Why do you think no one IRL says these islands are Brish? People like him never leave their rooms, fucking pathetic losers

big ass mountains desu

they are british but i hate what modern britain has become and they seem based so i hope they make their own little penguin kingdom

would be funny if they started a football team

>""""""""""socialist"""""""""

>middle class
>chile

pick one

I've heard from a Colombian friend that being a tourist in Bogota will get you robbed and killed

>Canada
>35 million
>Australia
>23 million

Fuck off we are full

She seems like the south american angela merkel to me

Wow didn't know the west coast of the US was so barren save for a few cities.

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I have recently visited Bogota and that is not entirely true; you just have to know where to go and when to go. Walking at night is absolutely a no-no; you must stay inside as soon as it starts to get dark. Bogota has also many dangerous places even in daylight, but if you know where they are and avoid them, you can have a great time.

Yeah, actually the little towns in argentina are comfy as fuck, specially in Cordoba

Most people speak at least basic english so no biggie

I want to visit South America but I'm terrified of getting sick and dying. Not even Spain is safe in terms of drinking water and meat in restaurants and that's in Europe with European regulations.

>muh caring about bullshit that happened over a 100 years ago

grow up

I drink 3ltrs of tap water every day, and never had a problem

>caring more about what foreigners think of you instead of actually getting justice
It seems that you are the one who needs to grow up.

That's a lot of water

you're going to die
of boredoom, there is nothing to do in our country beyond maybe two touristic sites and the capital

>it lacks old colonial and french styled buildings
What is el centro

Probably because your intestines are used to it.

The water in Spain is "officially" safe to drink but it tastes terrible and chlorine because they use a different way to purify it. I guess I'm in a unique position because norwegian tap water is literally the best in the world.

I have gotten gastroenteritis when abroad though