Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Hail Hydra

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content

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Claimed

at least now it's your jimmies doing the rustling :^)

Oops may have just grassed Kotori in~
We've just been talking on telegram and stuff, nothing bad~

Bumping what I said from last thread
Hi amatsu!
>tight hugs
Nice. I hope enjoy em!
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Hey Melinda! I'm good, how are you?
>hugs
Building an amusement park? A real one or in a game?
>
Nice~
Welcome to the threads, just call me Prinz/Prinzie! I hope ya enjoy your stay!
>welcoming hugs

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Obligatory claim.

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Claimed, still here

Akiko claimed

>Prinz
Doing good
The gods have blessed this one
Good fortune has come my way, in small ways
>finally able to buy food again
>3 for 1 pizza's in the store
>RNGesus has been very kind to me
>good times with the lads on Overwatch

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In a game. If I was building a real one I would call it waifu park and we could all build it together. That would be fucking great.

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Milinda claim

Its all good. I understand what you were trying to say. Thanks friend.

Accepted.

Im doing pretty good. Celebrating my birthday and finally home from the hospital.

HAIL HYDRA!
>Discount Megumin

Kyouko.

Hand.
Yari Yuri.
>Not TheCrawlingChaos.gif
One job.

Nice! I'm glad to hear you're having a good day
>overwatch? Pc or console?

Aww okay! Good luck with it!
>hugs

Ooh it's your birthday? Happy birthday!!!!!!!
>birthday hugs

Because you need to understand the truth!
Hopefully they'll have a better one for cheaper
My jimmies were extra rustled
How are you today Prinz?
>REEEEEEEE
>Princess Mili :^)

im very sorry ive failed you

No worries! I am used to being grassed around!

*psst*

How are you Akiko?

Once again, happy birthday Mili! Also it must feel great being home from the hospital!

Bonjour Hand-kun

>also claimed

Milk.

they would be god tier if they had a better one for even cheaper than this one. this com is a steal, if they managed to get better with less price i would jizz my pants when i saw it

kagami claimed
>fresh and clean edition

I'm good! Heading to dinner now, so I can't stay for long unfortunately. You?

But I do know the truth! What are you trying to show me!?

Thank you thank you I will do my best
>hugs back

Its ok as long as you acknowledge and rectify your mistake.
How are you?

Heyo there, beautiful. How'd ya sleep?

Mornin

>I feel like shit

pc
Me, Maki, DiscoMegu and a bunch of others have made a discord and we've been having a blast. We do the stupidest shenanigans and the sickest comebacks. Shit's fun fam

Going good fam, life is good for me right now. How is Swiss treating you? You're almost done there are you not?

Yeah! Thanks Prinz!
>Hugs
Do you have Overwatch too?

NO PLS NOT THAT! Im sorryyyyy

Thanks Birb. It really does feel great being home again!

claimed

I wish you all the happiness in the world.
>Happy Birthday Milinda

what's wrong hanako?!? how'd you sleep??
>don't tell me bad

Get drunk with meeeeeeeee

Hand.

Holst.

How are you two doing?

Claiming the purest idol.

Then that is what I will do, Prinz. Thank you for the warm welcome.

It's alright. Nothing wrong with other means of communication. If anything I'm a little flattered that Kotori not only took notice of, but also complimented my writing.

That's good. I hope you'll be out and about, going kayaking or whatever else you'd like to do as soon as humanly possible.

Pretty little bird.

Time for me to head to bed. I wish you all a fantastic evening and I'll see you later~

It's bad

>I really need to stop talking to you guys at one in the morning

i will dont worry.

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Hey Sinon? Doing well?

Clamed m8ties

Good, hanging out on chair right now. Tried to set up my second monitor but it's not working with me. Might have to buy another converter....fuck.

How are ya?

Good morning, lovely.

Why do ya feel like shit?

Doing fine, roommate told me I couldn't set up my second monitor for a specific reason that I couldn't remember. Think I remember why now, pfft. More converters for converters.

How's your day going, cute stuff?

Noodle.

kek

sorry little qt~

Yes we've talked about about it. You seem a great guy.

Goodnight and sweet dreams Ocean.

ach....hanako, you couldn't sleep or you just decided to come on???

SInon! Thanks friend!
>You're too sweet

Kek
I'd pay money to see someone jizz when they see a good price
That's cool, I'll be going for a ride on an side-by-side soon
I'm showing you stuff you already know
Because I'm useful like that!
But it's your birthday, Princess!

I'm doing good, how are you?
Its an addiction.
Good.
>Dual monitors
MLGPRO.
I'm doing good, good that you're doing good.

It was good, about to head to bed again tho.

It's been good, thanks for asking. The most important two days of my life so far are coming up tomorrow and the day after so I'm nervous AF. What about you?

I can imagine! I've only been to the hospital once but I couldn't wait to get home again.

See you Umi!

No worries o/

Oshit its you

>How's your day going, cute stuff?
Meh, boring I guess.

And it's too hot again even if it was raining the whole time.
I hate this weather.

Glad to hear you're doing good.
See above!

i think that would be the most premature ejac of all time. Id pay too.
i fixed it now, just trust me

Oh thanks love youre the best!

It's just a handy thing to have on hand. Not wanting to work with me though so now I'm not the happiest of hands.

Glad that you're doing good, that's good. Ya lovely critter.

Alright, hope you sleep warm and well when you do, friendo.

Mine's a bit boring as well. Found my multi-tool/belt holder so I'm happy with that.

You should take a shower, man. Maybe that will help make it seem less hot.

On a Skyrim hiatus, rediscovered State of Decay and zombies and shit.

The game sucks but it's pretty fun.
My autism is sated by pack rat collecting and drop kicking zombies in the fucking face.

I wish you could that move from The Warriors, that horizontal full body slam.

No

NO PLS DONT CALL ME THATTTT
>Why must you torture meeee

I hate staying at hospitals. I've been in one way too often... Im just glad that it's over.

Hey Nico. Whats up?

Oh yeah, State Of Decay. I remember that game.

Fun shit while it lasted, was really overhyped by people though. Shitty game, but like you said it's still pretty fun.

Was fun taking those schmucks out back and killing them whenever they were infected though. Even though I had proper medical supplies and shit, kek.

Speaking of zombie games. Dayz Epoch was the shit. The DMR was my baby.

So, are you a pilot or what did you work with?

>worst idol appears

Thanks Hand

Yeah it rained two full days a few days ago down here, lost power at least once during all of it which was surprisingly low.
I do.
Maybe you could call in an extra hand to help you with it, just try not to get to handsy alright.

But is it really?
What's up?
Glad we're on the same page
Anytime!
Because it's so cute and entertaining, Princess

Kagamiiiiii~
>tight hugs

I know you will, you can do it!
>good luck hugs

Hey there, is something wrong?

Nice! Feel free to add me on Battle.net if youd like
>xMatoi#1864

I think. Ill check when I'm home tomorrow

You're welcome! Yeah, I do! My username is xMatoi#1864

I think. I'll check once I'm home tomorrow
You're welcome!

Nice have fun!

I gotta go now, I'm at the restaurant. Cya all later!

I've got my finals going. I've been studying when we're not playing. In a sense my important days are coming as well
>I've only been to the hospital once
Yeah, me too. For surgery. I tend to avoid doctors and hospitals

always trust me. now look behind you, a unicorn!
i would probably laugh to the point of jizzing myself if i saw that happen tbh.

oh!!! eugen!!!! im happy to see you again!!!!
>warm tight hugs

You're very welcome, adorable.

So many hands, sounds like a handful.

Most kuudere drummer claimed.

added
Are you EU? If not then you have to go in overwatch while selecting Europe in the region selection, then I can add you in-game. I think

Yeah. I fly rescue helicopters for a hospital.

NO ITS NOT! Your so mean.... And I thought Shinoa was the bully here...

Okay! I will try to add you quick!

!!!!!!

Whats up

Balsamic vinegar.

I'd say the ceiling.

Sure sure, mind your head.
I'm sure you can handle it.

clmd

I liked State of Decay, if only because of how you continued your game after dying

hey worst idol
>tfw i missed prinz hugs

balsamic vinegar lol!
how's it going for ya?!?!

Then go outside

I guess that you're expecting an answer that could evolve into a conversation so imma just say that I'm doin fine
That right

naw man trust me. a UNICORN! did ya look?

See ya later!
We all would
YES IT IS
Shinoa would gladly join me if you didn't have the blackmail material against him
>that's how I love friends
>by teasing

I finally got it where I had heard Friction at.
Otherwise nothing new.

Hospitals give me the creeps, dosent help that im about to spend 40 days in one either...

Not a lot fam, waiting for tomorrow to come. And you?

Ahh! That's a really cool job! What choppers do you fly?

Don't preach that blasphemy here!

My skin would catch a flame though.

Yeah, true. Just a fun game overall, weak story though.

Depends on what I'm handling.

I'm good, doing retarded things but that makes me happy, and now I will go back to my hobby that also drives me crazy. Anything interesting happened here?

youtu.be/sEwdhrT0PRk

Oh I have no problem with blood and bone, I treat my wounds all the time. I just have a debilitating fear of needles. Last time I had to get a shot I punched the doctor in his jaw in blind panic

now i really want to see that. damn.

I wish it was a bit more like Dwarf Fortress, documenting your people and creating the narrative around them.

oh that's good!! but if they make you happy they're not stupid!! naw...same stuff, different day....

Balsamic vinigger.

Somebody hit me up with some scary stories.
I want to get spooked before I head into the woods.
>Shiragami Youko claimed

Hi Yuuki! doing okay, what about you ? (:

>hugs
No problem friend~ I would never not do this (:

kek nice response. That's your call if you want a conversation. I was just greeting you. Glad your doing alright though.

NOOOOO
I dont have any blackmail anymore. The file I was decrypting went corrupt... :/

We have three Kawasaki BK-117B-2's. They are a little small and older but they do the job well.

>Hugs
Your awesome, you know that? :)

o.o

But I've already got two horns right here, why would I want another one?
What if the other person tries to underhand you?

I've never played Dwarf Fortress. So I can't say I'm familiar with it.

Though, I do enjoy the "build your own narrative" approach if it's done right and isn't just an excuse for not wanting to make a story for the game.

Going for a ride now, I'll see ya later
Sorry we didn't get to talk much
That'd be pretty epic!
Then he'll join me!
>I'll stop for today

See y'all later, gonna go for a ride

Blood, gore and stuff like that is not my problem, it's juat sometimes eerily quiet and stuff. I actually had a friend stop breathing in my arms ~2 weeks ago, he got out fine though. But strangely enough I didnt panic or anything, I just kept my calm and had a friend in the other room come over and help with CPR

Neat, do you see a lot of blood and shit or are you restricted to only flying the bird?

I'd probably let em. Gotta accept courtesy.

Hi slave,bad timing
There is someone who actually claims Nico
It's not that I don't want to talk,I'm just preparing to sleep

Yep, just hanging out before dinner. Playing some Rocker League at the moment.

because why only have two when you can have three? hmm? nothing can go wrong with a free horn.
sadly i dont think anyone masturbates enough to ejac when they see a price on a computer.

I think I enjoy making myself a hard person to deal with. They are stupid because in the long term hey will be very counter productive to my happiness, and now I'm questioning myself what I really want.
Really? Not a single thing worth mentioning happened? That's disappointing.