Black twitter

Black twitter
Only super funny shit
I need a good laugh, just spent 7 hours on simcity 2000.

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if you posted "i wish black people took jokes as well as they did bikes, foodstamps, and fried chicken" there would be a literal planet of the apes situation in the twitterverse

No one give a shit, I'm just here to laugh

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black twitter is less funny than YLYL

>Ethiopians

>literally nothing, not even the black cloth the picture was taken on.

How is that possible?

I want to make love to this she-boon

White civilization is the nicest, most progressive civilization in the entire world, bar absolutely none.

Literally not one country is even close to being as cool as white culture is, and if you don't fucking like it, by all means - fuck off and get raped and beheaded in one of the other cultures on earth.

Retards.
Literally the definition of ungrateful sacks of shit.

>Invent the internet
>Invent computers
>Cars
>Every comfort imaginable
>Promote freedom before anyone else
>Promote persuit of happiness before anyone else
>DUHH DEYZ DA CANCER KILLIN EARF.

Give me a fucking break.

Fuck all the pussy humans who eat like 1 and 2

Real beastly men eat like 3

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i guess if your IQ is 80 on average and you're smoking weed all day anything is funny

No one gives a fuck, we're here for the memes
fuck crackes and niggers .... motherfucker I'm brown.
Also blood transfusions, peanut butter, and many other thing were invented by niggers so chill.
Arabs invited modern medicine.
big fucking deal.

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>blood transfusions invented by niggers

no they weren't, now go back to shitting at the beach

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419eater.com

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>actually believes carver made peanut butter

My niggaz

to be fair, that's probably the only time they get to be fully clothed amongst their colleagues.

So we arent the most comedic of the 4 races, just the most dominant, i agree w this

You got a small dick and you're angry, we get it.
I don't give a shit what niggers did, aight?

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more daquan

Fucking kek

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>When someone posts a meme about whites getting butthurt and you literally get butthurt over it.

Jesus you've got some thin skin.

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i think i got aids just by looking at that
moar

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her armpit looks like an old lady's vagina
why she tanning? she already black
didn't say "keep away from direct sunlight" on the barrel

I think you mean genital herpes . Blakc women have it at an astonishing 75% rate. Their vaginas are disease magnets.

o k

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>bisexual
>pansexual

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DURDUR. MUH DOUBLE STANDARD.

they have a right to be ignorant towards white sensibilities. If blacks enslaved my race and then complained about how I was being racist I would roll my Asian eyes so hard.

>Invent the internet
>Invent computers
>Cars
>Every comfort imaginable
>Promote freedom before anyone else
>Promote persuit of happiness before anyone else
>DUHH DEYZ DA CANCER KILLIN EARF.

...didnt the USA do all that thanks to the help of black labor?

This picture needs no caption

a Cunt

nah uk invented internet

i don't remember enslaving anyone
my parent and grandparents don't either

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Are you trolling or actually retarded lol? Nobody who owned slaves is alive now. Even the oldest people are a generation removed from it. It's irrelevant when discussing racism today.

You hate a race or treat them negatively because of their race, you're a racist. Black people are hella racist (not saying white people arent). You're probably a weeb who just wishes they were asian

>to hard
>to

if they have a right to be ignorant towards white sensibilities, then doesn't it follow that whites have the same right to ignore black sensibilities?

rather than be prosecuted and persecuted for doing so. especially considering the fact that a small percentage of white bloodlines kept black slaves. yet we are all lumped in to the same group.

akin to somebody saying that all of you slants are responsible for the bhutan murders and torture.

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This. White kids on the internet think they're so clever when they point out how things would be different if things were different. Somehow victimizing themselves after enslaving a race of people.

I bet these are the same white kids who spam "nigger! xD" in forums and video games.

Labor does not earn you credit rotfl.
Sure you need blue collar retards to do the legwork, but the person who did the inventing and discovering gets all the credit. The workers just followed instruction

if you had any

>white people
>not boneless chicken breast
get out

nigga u think I made these?
Niggers did so u expecting perfect spelling and grammer
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don't they mean like nuggers are trying to take egyptian culture?

"your grand grand grand grand grand grand parent was a baddy so i am allowed to troll you lmao!"

> after enslaving a race,,,
Yup, just got off the plantation this morning whipping my farming equipment and then decided to post on the internets about how my property shouldnt hate me.

Happens all the time in today's society

>all white people look the same
>posts picture of girls that are wearing uniforms and guys that are wearing gag group outfits.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DGVzt3sSGJM

>jokes that triggered you

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Perfect

>Implying every single white person has had slaves at some point.

that´s just hot.

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>if they have a right to be ignorant towards white sensibilities, then doesn't it follow that whites have the same right to ignore black sensibilities?

no, everyone doesn't have the same acceptable social rights as everyone else.

ex) A Nazi making fun of Jews is inappropriate cause they tortured them. A jew can make fun a nazi because they didnt torture them.

ex) A white american making fun of black americans is innapropiate because they tortured them. A black american can make fun of a white american because they didnt enslave them.

double standards are only applicable if both parties have equal experiences

The internet was actually accidentally invented because of American fears that a single nuclear bomb could take out telecommunications across the entire western world because at the time everything went through one single routing area. They invented a protocol that allowed many computers or telephones to relay communications from others.

The world wide web (which is what normal people call the internet now, but it's just pages ON the internet really) was invented by British Tim Berners-Lee

Computers (modern ones, that is) were invented by British Alan Turing during world war 2; something he had thought up during his school years because he was freakishly intelligent.

The invention of the combustible engine has absolutely nothing to do with black labour.

Aaand the rest of them are way too vague to source.

no parent knows how to raise a child nowaday anyway

what the shit.

LOL!

pornstars don't go to avn to sell their image. the avn is like an event for the people that work in the industry. how many people that use porn actually watch the avn awards?

the right thing, whatever it is, is just an avenue to gain some popularity with the masses by appearing on the cover of all the magazines in the grocery checkout. dressing like walking orifices will make them stand out on that magazine cover.

But modern whites didnt torture blacks

Name a white man alive today that owned as property a nigger. I'll wait.

I cant tell which pair of lumps is her ass

Damn... we did a fucking number on the genetics of American niggers.

It's hilarious spotting the ones we bred for nothing but hauling walking around today trying to look human.

You fuck tards still having a racial conversation on Sup Forums

how about you take the dildo out of your asses for a bit and let your asshole breath?

Blacks owned slaves as well

and if one is an irish american (still white.) what are their social rights then?

since they suffered under the same hands. (also your logic seems to be pretty shit as it does not accommodate outlier cases.)

does she have any nudes?

Slavery is gone you dumb cunt. None of these faggots were alive when it happens and neither were their parents OR GRANDPARENTS
Let it fucking go.

I don't go screaming at germans because my great grandma was killed in the blitz
You pathetic nigger

stop hating on this goddess

I'm white, and I chew the marrow from the bones.

Wouldn't this have been a picture that better proved their point?

>when someone complains the shirt you gave them off your back isn't enough you have the nerve to get pissed?

Your logic.