give me nightmares
Give me nightmares
Go into bathroom.
look at mirror.
Realize you are a loser.
Up all night, man.
Earn your own nightmares you faggot commie.
You're in the woods
You hear some whispering
You start to walk faster
Turn around and see a black figure
You start running
You aren't getting any further away from it
Try to hide
Turn around
You see Anthony Bourdain
He says "No Reservations"
The end
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You're the friend.
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...wat
Someone explain this shit. For what purpose is this a thing?
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> has a tftg fetish
> /aco/'s been dry
Neither my proudest not quietest fap, but it's honest
In the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Lebouf!
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i know that you're german.
Fuck you
liveleak.com
with sound pls
Selbst wenn OP n deutsche Kartoffel wäre, was spielt das denn für ne Rolle? Woher willste das überhaupt wissen?
Spasti...
FUCK THE GERMANS! FUCK THEM ALL!
Apparently you got scared. Kek
The last man on Earth sat in a room.
There was a knock on the door.
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thats fucked up
This.
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is the people who doned his body for the cience after they die
>liveleak.com
That's fucked up.
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donate*
he's a good guy :^)
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isn't that till from rammstein?
yes
Yes
Also chekd
I've seen the face of Lucifer.
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Wake up from your dreams.
Then you'll realize how much of a nightmare reality is.
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
too spooky
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Kek
Nnnnnnooooooooppppppeeee!
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
Stfu dicksucker
wtf is wrong with you fucking cunt
Who are you talking to pajeet?
Waxy mutha Mary! That is some creep ass shit on a shingle
Get married.
nut up you little pussy
Obviously not
the german text kind of gives it away.
>gif
Son do you think I'm an amateur?
I think that you're an arashole. No, that's not correct. EVERYBODY thinks that you are an arshole.
Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
Looks like a piece of plastic being punctured. I want something that isn't obviously fake.
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This made me laugh for some reason
Contribute then you little fault finding smartyass faggot
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AAAHHH!!
Hillary as president... if that don't give you nightmares, I don't know what will.