I recently sabotaged a major deal at the company I worked for in order to drive it under and collect some sweet severance pay and take a couple months off. Anyways, that's not really the point of this. The point of this is that as I sit here getting stoned and drunk celebrating my dastardly plan, and I find myself desiring a pizza, so you Sup Forumsastards are going to design me one.
Got a large 5 topping deal so that's what we're doing. 7 picks the type of crust.
Colton Perry
Stuffed crust
Isaac Collins
Skinny crust that bitch.
Grayson Long
Reroll
David Allen
Thin crust
Matthew Morgan
sprinkle your skinny crust with cheeto dust
Liam Murphy
Thin crust it is
9 chooses sauce
Bentley Powell
I win get that shit skinny.
Adrian Rodriguez
No sauce
Asher Morales
No sauce
Connor Williams
Garlic parmesan
Bentley Rogers
No sauce
Asher Reed
Barbecue you fakkit
Christian Parker
Rerolling
Kevin Allen
Buffalo
Zachary Baker
Barbeque
Carter Rivera
premium crushed tomato
Jaxson Sanders
Reroll
Justin Evans
Potato
Wyatt Smith
BBQ
Connor Peterson
bbq
Samuel Scott
Buffalo
Jason Jones
roll
Dylan Perez
No fucking sauce
Hudson Perez
Rerroll no sauce
Benjamin Gonzalez
Reroll
Ryan Phillips
Creamy garlic
Leo Sanders
no sauce
Julian Cook
Barbeque or bust
Xavier Carter
CANCER!! Fuk yo madder bitch ass booooi! Fak a ding ling wong, an sak a bic bad dong.
Also, ebola SARS anthrax AIDS
Christian Ward
Trips confirm
Justin Ward
Holy fuck.
Andrew Roberts
I was going to say fuck you, but god damn those trips
2 gets 5 toppings.
Anthony Taylor
Wwwooohooooiy nigga!
Nolan Richardson
All 4 kinda of peppers and pineapple
Anthony Mitchell
No toppings
Brody Lewis
Pepperoni Sausage Beef Salmi and Chicken
Carson Foster
Only pineapple.
Mason Myers
What part of 5 topping deal don't you understand?
Nathan Diaz
max pepperoni
Angel Martin
reroll
Aiden Torres
Re roll
Caleb Gomez
reroll
Caleb Gutierrez
Reroll
Brody Gomez
olives
Dylan Hall
No toppings at all
Camden Anderson
...
Jack Walker
rerollin
Christian Phillips
Anchovies, pineapples, jalapenos, mushroom and (the most similar to cabbage)
Isaac Sullivan
Beef, Pork, Bacon, Salami, and banana peppers.
Logan Cooper
winner
Christian Cox
Reroll
John Ross
extra diced tomatoes
Nicholas Johnson
Black olives, pineapple, jalapeño beef and cherry peppers
Dylan Bailey
Wow.
Camden Carter
reroll
Jace Murphy
roni, meatball, green bell peppers, tomatoes, banana peppers
Parker Hernandez
Onions and pineapple
Brody Butler
So we have a flat peice of bread with meat
Christopher Bailey
and yeah it's a tumblr gif, get fucked boys
Charles Rodriguez
Pepperoni, applewood bacon, slow roasted ham, red onions and tomatoes
Robert Phillips
Jalapeños Jalapeños Jalapeños Jalapeños Jalapeños
Austin Reyes
I can't wait to see this fucking "pizza".
Xavier Hughes
don't forget cheese
James King
Pork Bacon Ham Pepperoni Sausage
Dylan Walker
>implying we'll let him put cheese on it
Eli Bennett
Reroll
Colton Gray
That step was skipped homes
Elijah Perry
Jalapeños X5
Jason White
Potato
Logan Hall
jalepenos bell peppers spinach mushrooms onions olives
Carson Jackson
Rolz
Evan Roberts
...
Colton Barnes
...
Cameron Ross
no toppings
Caleb Gutierrez
he said 5, learn to count faggot
Liam Hernandez
California?
Ethan Smith
Oh shit! I HAVE THE POTATO POWER
Landon Thompson
...
Joshua Wright
I was just putting on all the veggies and then forgot to put just 5 so also reroll -mushrooms
Grayson Parker
Rerollin
Jordan Torres
dog dick
John Smith
spinach spinach spinach spinach mushrooms
Brandon Green
This
Gavin Hughes
Green peppers Black olives Cherry peppers Banana peppers Japaeno peppers
Daniel Jones
Winner
Parker Stewart
OP where'd you go?
Gabriel Torres
rerollin
Lincoln Jenkins
winrar
Brayden Clark
i guess he got hungry and died
Liam Morales
olives, onions, cherry peppers, bell peppers, pineapple
Thomas Martin
or he jacked to the pizza and tore his dick off with the sheer force of the fap
Jacob Davis
Dude. Turn off your computer and go to a decent pizza joint.
Nicholas Hernandez
>joint LEL BLAZE IT XDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!! RANDUM!!!
Angel Hall
Just a plain pizza base: no sauce or cheese. But add Canadian bacon in the shape of a dick
Andrew Cooper
Your mom is a decent pizza joint.
Camden Wood
OP won't deliver. If he does, I'll chop my dick off and stream it
