Stolen Bet memes : Edition
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pastebin.com
>/bet/ wiki
slashbetslash.wikia.com
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
pastebin.com
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
pastebin.com
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com
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Are you dumb?
it still says /bet/ in the OP so will be detectable in the catalog.
TorasAngel SO fit
1st for tora photos
REMINDER that most /bet/ memes are from Nicky or PGA
Hass how're you doing with luring Tora to /bet/
Absolutely shaking at my losses today, so I went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea. That will cheer me up I thought to myself, at the kitchen table was my wife and her son. Jokingly I asked what he had bought me for fathers day, they swiftly turned around and looked at me with disgust. He isn't your son so he didnt have to buy you anything my wife said, they both chortled to themselves. I quickly made my brew and returned to my office, still hearing them joke about me. As I entered I saw another bet had lost, I could feel the pain right down to my cock cage, I have now stared into the abyss. I'm now sitting here, my wife's son is on the floor bleeding, remnants of my cup embedded into his head. My wife is screeching, I whispered into her rancid ear happy fathers day. It's over lads I can see the flashing blue lights.
Who wrote this delightful novel.
Can not believe you took the time to research and write all those.
>What is punctuation?
Please post this on TT.
At least someone noticed my first draft
>He doesn't know them all
wew... good luck in the big wide world lad
>strawpoll.me
What the fuck is 'third gender'? You mean someone like Juveguy?
NOT well.
Still hasn't replied to my DM
Cannot wait to get back to work tonight
Maginifique my friend. Can not stop laughing. Look forward to more.
>Holding a cig like that
Another night of going back to your mum's flat alone eh?
Tora SO overrated
Where is Otherkin you shitlord? I happen to identify as a loosing bet.
>he smokes
>he calls them cigs
PMSL
>tfw girls fight for you in clubs because you're in charge of the music
Whats the EURO bet?????????????
>Loosing
NHS down so much they can't diagnose clinical retardation in people like you
anyone else like Andrew Landry to win the us open @ 19? finished this morning with two back to back birdies to make the final pairing
I'd just like to thank you all, I feel like one of the lads instead of just a NEET who lives in his parents' basement due to all your posts.
AOS France
A waste of time, there's absolutely no way tsunaldo loses to hungary
by the way who the fuck made the thread tittleless?
Pleasure m8. Hope you get back on your feet soon.
this
S E E T H I N G
You got Tinder yet lid?
Hope Hass' Tinderposting entertains you
wrong quote
meant for
W O R L D
O
R
L
D
Tennis tipster posted my short story about zverev
Any of you lads enjoy madmen?
LMAO is that about Zverev?? Sorry about that m8, thought he'd definitely win. He's a clinical choker now.
>tfw Milo Yiannopoulos gets banned from my cucked uni
is th genuine cuck here?
T E A R S
Don Draper triggers me whenever he has an affair, so I haven't been able to get past the second episode
>no fellow femmes
sure, it's great
he's shit anyway
just debates the lowest hanging fruit so that he can appear in 'feminist rekt xD' compilations
just put a blind bet 50 euros that u18 austria vs. czech republic wont score another girl in the remaining 11 minutes
would walk away with 83 €
it's 3-3 right now oh my god i'm so scared
What uni you got to lid.
Yeah hahaha, don't worry still in the +ve from your tennis tips
M A N C H E S T E R
Thinking about an incredibly cheeky double on Parnu and Tarvas today lads, should I go for it???
*goal, not girl
see how nervous i am
Yeah I don't really agree with any of his economic or political views or his pseudo-Catholic bullshit. His stance towards SJWs and feminism is solid though and fun to watch. It's pretty shitty that the university just banned him from speaking regardless of his views.
who uses spreadsheets here? Thinking of starting a new one
Meet me in factory tomorrow night lid and I'll test your chin.
Shaken by the doubles results today. Zverev lost as well. Keys won. Edmund should win and Becker is a hope. Suicide impending.
Congo vs Mozambique
O 0.5 FH Goals @ 1.83
11 minutes in lads
>hes shit
no, hes really intelligent and is doing a good job trying to spread anti-leftist ideas in his own way
I would hope most do.
That said I haven't filled mine in 4 days now and I'm DREADING having to go through that backlog.
>not using spreadsheets to record bets
Everyone does.
If you can't be arsed and don't want to tailor your stats just use bettin.gs though
Hi lads. This is quite important.
Survey time
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
>What other boards do you browse often
>What generals on other boards do you post in
>What boards to you browse occasionally
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
>Are you a virgin
>How much are you up from betting
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
>Uni isn't in London
Had constipation but upon reading that it slipped out.
Would you share yours? this way I can get some inspiration for mine
>he hasn't programmed his spreadsheet to fill itself
I bet you make bets manually too
>Yes along with tennis when masters/slams are on
>None it's cancer.
>Fit and sometimes sci
>His and lit and TV
>Go out often to lunch/movie or chill
>No
>Round 4k
>Implying
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Yes
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
None
>What other boards do you browse often
None
>What generals on other boards do you post in
None
>What boards to you browse occasionally
None
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
3 or 4 Nights a week
>Are you a virgin
No
>How much are you up from betting
20k'ish
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
There's one in the OP
No, it's embarrassingly bad. Just use that website if you can't be arsed to manually fill shit out, it preloads most games
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Yes
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
None just random threads sometimes.
>What other boards do you browse often
None.
>What generals on other boards do you post in
None
>What boards to you browse occasionally
/fit/ and /asp/ VERY rarely
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
Never
>Are you a virgin
No
>How much are you up from betting
about 10k
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
none
well don't just stand there bragging and teach us!
alright, thanks
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
Kurt, IBT, Estonian, RonBurgundy
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Yes
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
None, I'm not on the spectrum
>What other boards do you browse often
See above
>What generals on other boards do you post in
See above
>What boards to you browse occasionally
>to
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
Daily when I'm at uni. About twice a week at home.
>Are you a virgin
No
>How much are you up from betting
About £2k
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
PGA, Kurt, most of TT
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
yes
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
/Trans/ and /rug/ mainly
>What other boards do you browse often
/fit/ and /Vg/
>What generals on other boards do you post in
/owg/ ,/gsg/
>What boards to you browse occasionally
diy and k
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
3 times a week
>Are you a virgin
N
>How much are you up from betting
4k
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
just u on TT bbe ;)
thanks
do those spreadcheets work on google drive?
>>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
>Probably is now, not been for long
>>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
>/cric/
>>What other boards do you browse often
>Sup Forums
>>What generals on other boards do you post in
>-
>>What boards to you browse occasionally
>/sci/, Sup Forums
>>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
>Fairly often
>>Are you a virgin
>No
>>How much are you up from betting
>Down £345
>>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
>PGA, Deluxe Tipping
>>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
ye
>>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
none
>>What other boards do you browse often
Sup Forums, Sup Forums
>>What generals on other boards do you post in
none
>>What boards to you browse occasionally
/p/, Sup Forums, /fit/
>>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
~5 times a month
>>Are you a virgin
no
>>How much are you up from betting
>implying
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
It has been during Euro, otherwise no
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
none
>What other boards do you browse often
/vg/,Sup Forums
>What generals on other boards do you post in
/csgog/,/m&bg/
>What boards to you browse occasionally
Sup Forums
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
3/7
>Are you a virgin
no
>How much are you up from betting
about a fiver
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
none
Whats AOS?
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Yes
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
None
>What other boards do you browse often
None
>What generals on other boards do you post in
Drop by /brit/ if I'm super bored. Or /got/ if I need something explained
>What boards to you browse occasionally
None
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
At least once a week
>Are you a virgin
Nope on 8+
>How much are you up from betting
So down
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
>implying
I eat the same stuff every day but sometimes my poo is great and other times it's really hard, why?
I have no idea tbqh
Would love to anal you.
v v strange post this
any brexit bets lads
got on with u m8 20mins left
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Yes
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
/trans/ but not all that often
>What other boards do you browse often
/fit/, /fa/
>What generals on other boards do you post in
None
>What boards to you browse occasionally
Sup Forums, /his/
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
2 or 3 times a week, every other day at uni
>Are you a virgin
No
>How much are you up from betting
15k+
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
Kurt, a couple on TT
>yes
>none
>lit, mu, fa, leftypol
>never
>yes
>5k this year
>IBT
>>Are you a virgin
>No
How many you on lad?
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Nope
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
/nba/
>What other boards do you browse often
Sup Forums, /vg/, Sup Forums
>What generals on other boards do you post in
/v4/, /carib/, /gsg/, /britpol/
>What boards to you browse occasionally
/c/, /fit/, Sup Forums
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
About twice a month
>Are you a virgin
Nope
>How much are you up from betting
Down £2
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
None
>ITT; ONE virgin
>leftypol
based.
On 15+ but ashamed of about 3 of them.
>15k+
Do NOT believe this
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Yes
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
None
>What other boards do you browse often
Sup Forums
>What generals on other boards do you post in
None
>What boards to you browse occasionally
No other boards really, maybe /fit/ once in a blue moon
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
Once or twice a week
>Are you a virgin
No
>How much are you up from betting
Can't tell, didn't keep a spready for the longest time. Maybe 20k? It pays most bills and the drunk nightouts. Definitely don't make enough to further improve my standard of living though.
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
None
What do you eat pal?
>>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Yup
>>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
/apehoop/
>>What other boards do you browse often
None
>>What generals on other boards do you post in
None
>>What boards to you browse occasionally
Sup Forums
>>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
Once-twice a week
>>Are you a virgin
Nope
>>How much are you up from betting
A bit, not much though thanks to Euros being shit
>>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
None
>Is /bet/ your main thread on Sup Forums
Y
>What other Sup Forums generals do you visit
>browing anything else on 4shit
pmsl
>What other boards do you browse often
Nothing
>What generals on other boards do you post in
Nothing
>What boards to you browse occasionally
NOTHING
>How often do you go out with friends (party/club/pub)
Every week, everyday during summer for football/cricket
>Are you a virgin
N
>How much are you up from betting
£30
>What betting accounts do you follow on twitter/Facebook
Michael Caley
NIBS : the movie
need another 2 goals in the Finnish game ffs