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peep show edition

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Hahahahaha

Sister thinks obamacare is a good thing

FOY

hmm

peng munch is on it's way lads

what about that hotel maggie was in?

whats the quickest way to talk to a girl right now

debating whether to turn up for the 3 hour exam at 9am tomorrow. on the one hand I said I would to my tutor and she's hardly going to have pity on me if I don't

on the other, the odds of her pity making a difference are slim and the exam is 3 fucking hours

can't believe the state I've let myself get into but I guess I can still blame it on my fucked up family

time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start so dance alone to the beat of your heart

haven't had any meat today
gym is going to be rough

where were you 2 threads ago lad the canadian reviewbrah posters were being quite mean to me x

average leaf in 2020?

I like skinny tall girls with somewhat masculine faces (not traps tho)

Anyone else know this feel?

CHEDDAR AND PINEAPPLE ON A SCHTECK

handcuffed to a radiator

just take it, 3 hours of your life is nothing in the grand scheme of things

tired but can't sleep till the gf gets home

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

yesssssssssss
It's so fucked, it's almost as if it was made to be shit and indefensible so the healthcare industry can get it repealed easily

Why isn't it?

me
but desu I prefer all that but with a bit of muscle and cute faces like Russian girls

GO TO THE EXAM

You will regret it forever if you don't.

Just turn up, do it and commit. DO IT NOW.

Life isn't hard, it's just a checklist.

[ ] EXAM

the agdg shitposters now can't stop bringing up halifax
i can't believe you've done this

would you fuck this girl if she paid you $3,000 to do it?

girl says my name in a cute way and she sent me a message with it and it keeps making me smile thinking about how she says it

doing a black metal listen

>Life isn't hard, it's just a checklist.
t. chad scientist

it is, it was just implemented really poorly

there is a reason Trump isn't scrapping it completely.

what's the catch?

YES because SHE paid ME

alright lads, I'll do it

going to make fuck all difference though

good lad

Met an american in a pub the other night and he asked the barman to put ice in his red wine

post your environment

currently:

>macbook
>on bed
>cat asleep next to me
>listening to the smiths

It made insurance costs go through the roof if you're not poor enough to go on government insurance

how would much money do you need to be on before it makes financial sense to pay a grand for a handjob?

>r3dditr3ddit
fuck off

i don't even read posts that are longer than 3 words at these point

Russian girls have these cute pudgy faces
like Asian faces but not flat and more defined.

plus they're tall and well proportioned

German girls are ugly

failure is notable worse if you know you didn't try.

>hating on literally the only likeable jewish american
neck yourself

Bender

didn't read this

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just came back from dinner with zooey deschenel AMA

it never makes financial sense to pay for a handjob they are shite

I would tear you all apart, your limbs would be naught but sinewy mantlepieces in my house.

can't remember the last time i paid attention to a post that didn't have a (you) or the pengest munch in

This just changed my life lad xx

>cat
>the smiths
battyman/10

>wooden folding chair
>shitty midget wooden desk covered in books and notes
>ANUS laptop running xubuntu
>listening to the white lies

>Thinkpad
>on a sofa with feet up on an ottoman
>blizzard outside
>watching Stargate SG1

yes sir

pretty much changed my entire friends group at uni within like 2 weeks (except from a few people) lads

>steal memes from Sup Forums while acting like a Sup Forums shitposter in real life
>people praise you as so funnayyy xDDD

>have ITV2 on in background for some reason
>catch 5 minutes of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mom_(TV_series)
>surprisingly cute

>anybuntu

>tfw we win the league

macbook
handcuffed to a radiator in a freezing cold room

quite partial to a bit of thrash metal

I like butterface girls with pornstar-tier bodies but average as hell faces

Linguine is far superior to spaghetti lads

what would the chicken connoisseur think about me ordering strips over wings

literally just turned off the telly because this was on, absolute complete shite

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>implying you don't watch most of his videos

>pepper on fries

>tfw 'we' 'win' the 'league'

I haven't watched any of his vids in like a year

He went to shit months ago, entirely redditised

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>watching any of these meme channels on Youtube

desu I only use Youtube for music and sometimes documentaries and other informational videos

He steals content from MDE which isnt even that good on its own

unfunny cunt`

>pour a about a quarter of flat coke into still-fizzy coke
>it becomes all flat

Anna Faris is waifu-tier

Her being weirdly sexual with her mom and Joy from My Name Is Earl works for me

y'all pagans

promos for ITV talent shows make me physically sick, just put that fucking channel out of its misery

What programs do the ITV channels have that aren't total shit? I'm genuinely curious now.

its paigons you fucking retarded spaka LOL

who has the better life?

yank trailer trash - theoretically they should have more money and higher living standards

british underclass - more benes

what are the actual bene options in yankland?
need a yank reply desu
because on one hand they seem to object on princple but on the other their government is a huge bureaucracy full of regulations and I find it hard to imagine they only offer foodstamps/veteran benefits which is the only things I hear about

might do an unironic order of wings from this place by my gym that just opened up

X Factor

It's actually pretty good.

reckon im well on my way to becoming a serial killer

ordered kebab and fries from the chippy

ah yes british art

had an argument with the gf tonight. told her not to talk to me again

all over basically nothing too. why are relationships hard work lads

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Was like this before most of my exams and still managed to pull 40% (first year physics)

>welfare in north america

rule of thumb: you're NOT a serial killer if you THINK you're a serial killer

now fuck off and jump in the bin you potato famine cunt

strips are good desu his highest rated munch is a strip burger

Will be forwarding this to your PM

it's nothing but female comedy and yank comedy. Absolute abomination. My name is earl was alright though

lmao it's not tard

Went to my office christmas "party" tonight, it consisted of an inedible starter course, a terrible turkey dinner with soggy roast potatoes, accompanied by an ok pudding, and I was sitting next to a menopausal woman and a black guy who just wanted to talk about sports. Seriously felt suicidal and left early.

cover me, I'm going in

youtube.com/watch?v=G6gttfNjIDg

you ugly little retard lmao kys LOL

Why do "normies" come on here and brag about their lives? Do they think it makes us jealous or flustered?

>MacOS

better than Windows but still dire

Stop lying, you all still watch his channel