Trips decides

Trips decides

A HUGE FAGGOT

SANTA CLAUS

I'm the lost son of Adolf Hitler

a nigger

Phil Collins

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I'm a fucking unicorn

Chuck Norris

Reroll

paul walker

A fucking unicorn +1

"You'll find out when you see me, what's your adress?"

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Don't judge me

either this or the attack helicopter copypasta

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this

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bumppppp

A guys from 3rd reich

>OP

New rule: Dubs decides.

I'm John Cena

John cena

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"I once shat in a toaster and spread the dried shitcrusts around my house to attract bears so I could fuck them"

Omg top kek WINRAR

guy said trips, I failed my platoon

Rolling for this

Rolling

I actually added a new rule and said dubs. You failed my platoon sir.

You better send those dubs, OP. Trips will take forever to happen.

DUBS DECIDES

BUMP

"would a hick let niggers tongue his anus?"

show tits

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A hick that wants to fuck your turd cutter. You game?

rr

C'mon..

a hick who sits on dick

I think Hitler did nothin wrong.
He just had not enough time.

the girl's more interesting than you lol

Gonna rape yo Ass with a pipe

podracer, cause its totally wizard.

I staple tapeworms on my penis, so the flesh worms will drink the brain juice from your fetus

"Would a hick masturbate with a banana peel in the back of a stolen smart car?"

When can you come over to play butt poke? I want to stick my D in your V Cuz I know you gotta P!

I am not a hick, I am a redneck. My sister-wife can consent to that.

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Does this count as dubbs?

WINRAR

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Does this count, OP?

Deliverinnn

pls respond

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nigger tongue my anus

I want you to join me in my goat fucking-ventures.

Let's get high and hug some fucking TREES.

I'm melting down 1lb of bees wax and lubing up my funnel, I want you to pour it into my rectum for me. I have cash.

my fantasy is to get raped by 5 bears while having shit thrown at me, how about you?

I will find you, and I will force-feed you to my carnivorous horse.

I want to bathe my plantain in your meatlocker

I am going to eat some unborn fetuses, care to join?

my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell from a guard tower :(

My father's last words in the 9/11 incident were Allahu Akbar

I want to have your children.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i want to fuck you with a pole

I will find you, and I will fuck you.

I'm HIV positive

I have a crippling meth addiction please hold me
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I will shove a rock up my ass in your name.

But enough about me, its time to talk about Jesus

i enjoy sticking bees up my anus

My Klan members don't like your "kind".

u dtf babe? I gotta 8 in. dick

In all realms except physical, I fucked Sarah Palin

John Cena XDDDDDDDDD

Rolling for this

Want to help me kidnap Indian whores and sacrifice them to Hitler?

Rollin

The dubs are scarce, lady luck is lagging my abuse-hurling parade

That would be epik, rollin

Reroll

Well shit bitch I ain't gonna be insulted all day, tell you what why don't you shoot me a pic of them chesticles and I won't get my uncle billy to masterbate into your shoes while you sleep, deal?

You voting trump?

This

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Trips? This fucking thread will move slower than molasses

WINRAR

That's a win

I can suck your cock for hours.

pay attention u stupid nigger

Gg

WINRAR

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What a waste