/mls/ general - LITERAL LAST ATTEMPT edition

>Sat
NYCFC def UNION, 3-2 FT
Rev def. Whitecaps, 2-1 FT
Toronto FC def. Galaxy 1-0. FT
Orlando City SC vs San Jose, 2-2 FT
Columbus Crew SC vs Montreal Impact, 0-0 FT
Colorado Rapids def. Chicago Fire, 2-1 FT
Houston Dynamo vs FC United, 0-0 FT
Real Salt Lake vs Portland Timbers, 2-2 FT
>Sun
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 5pm
NY Red Bulls vs Seattle Sounders, 7:30

>www.nasl.com/schedule
>www.uslsoccer.com/scores

Old thread:

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>Soon

How to get into MLS? I don't have a local team. I've tried watching games but I'm just not emotionally invested in any team.

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Go to one and see if you enjoy it

>Soon

soonfags get out reee

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>Soon

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>tfw 7:30 sunday game

>"soccer"

>dallas literally getting refballed out of a goal on national TV

how was that not a goal

pls response

nice """""""sport"""""""

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

how the ref missed that.

>sporting KC

More like sporting gay c lol

Haha micky mouse league doesn't have goal line technology?

Nice chant you fags lmao. MLS sucks

This shit would never fly in NASL. Can't wait until a real league takes over.

>Dallas

The league could do with a bit more celebrity, so you can love/hate a more famous player, but also

>Ima sporting.

>hahahahha I posted it again mom!

>can't wait

You can and you will.

NO ERA

>Dallas getting mocked by a Peruvian Flute Band

This is what makes soccer great, and proves the MLS is beyond borders.

>this delusional.

This desu

>scandinavia

MY NORGE

>NASL
>Most popular teams are in Carolina and St Louis

Literally a meme league. You're the hipster equivalent of the USFL, piss off.

I think your thinking of the usl.

It was pathetic

s-sup ameribro, everything good

also
>no handball

>tfw you missed Mexico's ass kicking

How was it bros?

i was on TV last night m8s, how cool is that?

Can this league be any more scripted? How the hell do you all live with this?

>DALLAS

literally cringed

>I rate a scripted league MLels over NASL
pathetic

>Dallass
>Btr

>Dallas getting exposed
No surprises here.

>Abdul-Salaam

Training ground shooting when?

What the hell is btr

Cosmos in when?

>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

SKC fans are the most cringeworthy fans in MLS

Never. They aren't cucks and don't want MLS to control a stake in the the team and branding of the team.

When their ownership buys the Red Bulls (hopefully)

messi was in my fucking town today lads

Where? Houston?

>The most unpredictable league.

Why would you want that?
They're just as bad

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They know what they're doing. Plus if Red Bull ever sells, they'll have to change the name and being the Cosmos would be a whole lot better than some other options.

USL is minor league MLS.

Piss off again.

A Red Bull is a way better drink than a Cosmo, senpai, unless you're a 50-year-old white woman.

>most popular teams are in Carolina and St. Louis
There is no st Louis nasl team. That's why I said your thinking of the usl dumb fuck.

No, I just don't care enough to look it up.

Carolina Railhawks and Ft Lauderdale Strikers. There you go. Who gives a fuck about St Louis.

We here

I don't care about st. Louis, nasl, or usl. I was just helping you out cause your post made no fucking sense.

every fucking time i forget baka

>Cobi Jones
Time to mute my TV.

>Duvall
>Zubar

why.jpg

Be sure to post pics inside to show us how empty the stadium really is.

Bring the ruckus, senpai

Will do

FIGHT

AND

Who /energydrink/ here?

MLels does

Hey guys want to hear a joke?

MLelS

>this national anthem
New Jersey thrown out of America when

Its average attendance. ~18

Ebin

Make DC a state, the top half of NJ goes to NY bottom half to PA and we stay with 50 states

just follow a team you like/shitpost about the current /mls/ meme like the rest of us and go out to your local team in any league (if you have one)

twist_and_shout.mp3

>implying west coast

Hey guys, what teams should I follow?

Why is the west conference so shit lads?
Is it because they script their games?

I really want to see Soccer get big in the USA and we win the Copa America and World Cup just for the sweet sweet butthurt geiser that will erupt all over the world

it'll be australian tier desu

The only answer is for MLS to become a feeder league.
Development is key.

Fuck all sports teams of that franchise

Fc Dallas

And also fuck this

There is no need to be upset

>mfw there's a German team owned by Red Bull that got promoted
Fuck

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>implying we like it
The majority of fans call the team Metro still in one way or another because they don't like ownership

just go by the coolest logo. my vote would be for Minnesota united but you'll have to wait until 2018 until they get into the MLS

FC Dallas or Houston Dynamo.
This should be easy Texas.

Who here /stereotype/

Damn bro where's your wrist.

I hate red bull teams with a passion

>Mfw Gaybull dominates both soccer and hockey in BOTH Austria AND Germany
JUST

>Considering I hate Buyern too
I hope both die

I don't despise ownership, i despise their """""fans""""" and they way how they simply outmoney all the other teams by far since here in europe there is no thing such as a salary cap

/here/ im the high guy all the way in the back of the section hitting my vape every 2 minutes

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Reporting, I'm gonna look for you next time I'm at a game

Tfw down with the cig smokers getting looks
Tfw in concession line smelling like dope around children