inb4 nein fag
Inb4 nein fag
I wish i had a 9' dick
9 inch dick that goes on your head, luckily you are already a dickhead. So it wont affect you much
Granted but you're now impotent.
granted but you're a nigga
sikh thanks
I wish for friends
They're all dead
Granted. But, your friends are your cellmates, Bubba and Tyrone.
I wish Adolf Hitler would have won WW2
I wish Hitler had won WWII
I wish for op to not be a faggot
granted but all jews live
But he fails to eradicate the Jews.
granted but he becomes a socialist jew
Niggers became a new religion and take the jews place.
Adolf wins the war, but he is a closest jew and kills himself
Granted but he was a nigger
Granted but you're op
granted but you now take the faggotry on your own
But he didn't.
same fag
I wish a girlfriend
granted but shes 2D
Granted, but you're now a jew.
Granted but she's 400 pounds
She has a female penis
the girlfriend is single cell bacteria, named Beth
I wish 9/11 happened every year
I wish everyone was dead.
Zozzle'd
Granted, but you're George Bush.
I wish for a nigger that did do nuffin
I wish Donald Trump to be new POTUS
Granted but as you said, you are dead too
Granted, but you are an illegal immigrant.
Granted but you will be trapped forever on Sup Forums when everyone is dead.
Granted but he starts WW3 and the US ends up like Germany after WW2
ok but you become mexican
I wish that I could make a wish
i wish to be op so people could call me a faggot
:,)
Granted but your raising his babies
Granted but you used up your only wish wishing for the wish
But it always has a downside.
granted but that was your only one and you cant make any others
Granted, faggot
Granted, but your wish becomes a logical cycle.
I wish to be a mod.
Granted, but every day niggers come and rape you and your family in every hole imaginable, and several that aren't.
Wish granted, but that wish won't be granted.
granted but you mod miniclip only
I wish milhouse was a meme
Granted, but you died five seconds beforehand.
granted but daily dot post about it
Granted but everyone will call it forced meme and forget about it.
I wish Sup Forums to be shut down for 1 week.
I wish this thread would 404 right about now
granted but for the week no mods
Granted but your mum dies because of aids
Granted, but a beluga whale spontaneously comes into existence above you, falls, and crushes you.
granted but two new ones start and are on the front page
I wish for deez nuts to replace pepe
Die
check 'em
I wish i could pull a nice, yellow, good to eat banana out of my pocket any time i want
Granted, but you get the blame and get perma b&
ok but youre allergic
I wish i didn't lose $900 cash last week :/
I wish niggers never existed and never will.
Granted but your pocket is really another mans anus.
ok but you lose $5000
I wish i wasn't as famous as i am.
granted, next week you will be billed for $9001.
ok but youre a nigg nog
Granted but society loses all of the great contributions made to it by black people.
Granted. No catch.
no nothing changes
I wish i could fly
I wish I was biologically a woman so I wouldn't have to be a trap
ok but you become kanye
ok but you then want to become a man
So, you mean we lose
>hip hop
>jazz
>high crime rates
?
i wish for Sup Forums being good again
Ok but everyone thinks you're a man
Wish granted, but you fly only half inch over the ground for 2 second each time.
granted, Sup Forums shuts down though.
I wish I wish upon a fish that my herpes disappeared.
i wish for shapeshifting abilities
i wish for half-life 3
ok but now you have AIDS
granted, but you can never go on it again.
thanks faggot
granted, but you can only shape shift into people who look exactly like you
I wish I had infinite wishes
Granted, but it's all bugged and won't work properly for more then 30 minutes.
...but may have different outlooks on life. checkmate
I wish I was a super hot trap....
well played sir
Granted, but you can only wish for kicks in the nuts (your nuts).
Ok but you're also a cuck now
granted, but you become a feminist
Real life wish being twisted. I always wanted to build an Airport...I got to do that, in Kansas.