Inb4 nein fag

inb4 nein fag

I wish i had a 9' dick

9 inch dick that goes on your head, luckily you are already a dickhead. So it wont affect you much

Granted but you're now impotent.

granted but you're a nigga

sikh thanks

I wish for friends

They're all dead

Granted. But, your friends are your cellmates, Bubba and Tyrone.

I wish Adolf Hitler would have won WW2

I wish Hitler had won WWII

I wish for op to not be a faggot

granted but all jews live

But he fails to eradicate the Jews.

granted but he becomes a socialist jew

Niggers became a new religion and take the jews place.

Adolf wins the war, but he is a closest jew and kills himself

Granted but he was a nigger

Granted but you're op

granted but you now take the faggotry on your own

But he didn't.

same fag

I wish a girlfriend

granted but shes 2D

Granted, but you're now a jew.

Granted but she's 400 pounds

She has a female penis

the girlfriend is single cell bacteria, named Beth

I wish 9/11 happened every year

I wish everyone was dead.

Zozzle'd

Granted, but you're George Bush.

I wish for a nigger that did do nuffin

I wish Donald Trump to be new POTUS

Granted but as you said, you are dead too

Granted, but you are an illegal immigrant.

Granted but you will be trapped forever on Sup Forums when everyone is dead.

Granted but he starts WW3 and the US ends up like Germany after WW2

ok but you become mexican

I wish that I could make a wish

i wish to be op so people could call me a faggot
:,)

Granted but your raising his babies

Granted but you used up your only wish wishing for the wish

But it always has a downside.

granted but that was your only one and you cant make any others

Granted, faggot

Granted, but your wish becomes a logical cycle.

I wish to be a mod.

Granted, but every day niggers come and rape you and your family in every hole imaginable, and several that aren't.

Wish granted, but that wish won't be granted.

granted but you mod miniclip only

I wish milhouse was a meme

Granted, but you died five seconds beforehand.

granted but daily dot post about it

Granted but everyone will call it forced meme and forget about it.

I wish Sup Forums to be shut down for 1 week.

I wish this thread would 404 right about now

granted but for the week no mods

Granted but your mum dies because of aids

Granted, but a beluga whale spontaneously comes into existence above you, falls, and crushes you.

granted but two new ones start and are on the front page

I wish for deez nuts to replace pepe

Die

check 'em

I wish i could pull a nice, yellow, good to eat banana out of my pocket any time i want

Granted, but you get the blame and get perma b&

ok but youre allergic

I wish i didn't lose $900 cash last week :/

I wish niggers never existed and never will.

Granted but your pocket is really another mans anus.

ok but you lose $5000

I wish i wasn't as famous as i am.

granted, next week you will be billed for $9001.

ok but youre a nigg nog

Granted but society loses all of the great contributions made to it by black people.

Granted. No catch.

no nothing changes

I wish i could fly

I wish I was biologically a woman so I wouldn't have to be a trap

ok but you become kanye

ok but you then want to become a man

So, you mean we lose
>hip hop
>jazz
>high crime rates
?

i wish for Sup Forums being good again

Ok but everyone thinks you're a man

Wish granted, but you fly only half inch over the ground for 2 second each time.

granted, Sup Forums shuts down though.

I wish I wish upon a fish that my herpes disappeared.

i wish for shapeshifting abilities

i wish for half-life 3

ok but now you have AIDS

granted, but you can never go on it again.
thanks faggot

granted, but you can only shape shift into people who look exactly like you

I wish I had infinite wishes

Granted, but it's all bugged and won't work properly for more then 30 minutes.

...but may have different outlooks on life. checkmate

I wish I was a super hot trap....

well played sir

Granted, but you can only wish for kicks in the nuts (your nuts).

Ok but you're also a cuck now

granted, but you become a feminist

Real life wish being twisted. I always wanted to build an Airport...I got to do that, in Kansas.