Good evening, Anonymous! Have you missed me while I was away? I'm sorry for my absence...

Good evening, Anonymous! Have you missed me while I was away? I'm sorry for my absence. I had a trip that I kept putting off thinking about until the day it arrived, s-so... I'm sorry.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Dubs and trips, etc. (GETs) can receive a reading from the Hermetic Tarot.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and you might get a fortune cookie as a consolation prize-- if the junior shrine maidens are available tonight. It's not a normal day so maybe not. Sorry.

BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN' BACON PANCAAAAKES

Hello. General reading for "Desmond," please.

MAKIN' BACON PANCAAAAAAKES

That sounds pretty good right now...

Will it be cursed?

What happened to your thread, Miss Arm-chair Psychologist?

Have a bump

Always.

Do you ask for that a lot or are there just a lot of Desmonds out there? H-here... I guess I'll give you one of my personal cookies since you're the first to ask. That's all I have though! For real.

>Desmond has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "7".

Who here want's to hear me bitch about how psychotic my D&D group is?

Sorry, don't know what you are talking about. I don't even own an armchair, and I am just here, making bacon pancakes for Reimu.

Protip: I generally post in the shower. So I guess I'm a shower psychologist.

I would. It might be pretty entertaining, bad D&D stories usually are.

Oh god you're actually making them for me...
>*licks her lips*

Apparently it was me that didn't look this time.

Are you a dedicated multitasker? How effective do you feel you are at doing that?

I don't like to brag, and also I'm going to sleep soon. So, no comment.

I still feel sick but I don't know if I can sleep anymore.

Go the fuck back to sleep.

So...Something happened

Something not good

who is reimu?
i've heard stories
but i thought those were just dog tales

Reimu is Alice's mother; the only dog tales are Ikarous killing dogs and using their blood to masturbate

I'm gonna take some more aspirin and wait a while.

Reimu is Reimu, the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine.

no that isnt who reimu is you dumb bitch you see any donation box around here?!

Oh? What's wrong, Sao?

Tell me what you heard, maybe I can help.

Mmh... well, you can hang around here with us for a while, but try to take it easy anyway.

I'm glad you did eventually, anyway!

You... didn't have to bring her up, you know...

that sounds accurate
i talked to Ikarous for a while on skype and she is quite insane
i want rape a dog someday
not because it appeals to me but because it would make me a better person
Ikarous humiliated me and I hate her

Reimu ate the donation box, it was all she had.

-hug-

*Hug*

Just checking to see if you're as good as you are advertised. I've asked before, but I'm just not getting it yet. Are you using some kind of reverse psychology through these readings, Reimu? Have others been satisfied with your work more often than not to right now?

AM I WRONG?! OR ARE YOU NOT THE OKA-SAN WE HAVE ALL WAITED FOR?!

What is this crap?

get the FUCK out MGD no one wants you here and you are a fucking sociopath

Well to start off with everyone wanted to play an evil campaign. I decided to go neutral not knowing how evil they were going to be and go lawful evil at best. Just played as an investigator rouge.

The DM gave an objective to protect a caravan but everyone went their own way explaining how to burn down the village for the lols. I didn't want to be that guy to go against the party so I grudgingly followed.

Things happened and half my party died due to recklessness and bad luck.

Once they got the things they needed that when things got fucked up. Once they set the village on fire they started to torture the villages and crap and explained once they got more resources to capture sex slaves. Everybody but me and 2 others out of the 8 from the original party survived and the one guy won't be coming back due to work or something.

I think the DM tested me a few times to see if I was as fucked up as they were.

I really want to play D&D again as for once I don't have to be DM but my team is just so... stupidly evil. If you want to kill everything play skyrim or something. Going to go again one more time and if it keeps up I'm just going to leave.

It's slow this time.

This is how I met Reimu, she's pretty cool and gives fortunes

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Reimu so much, I owned all the R34 and merchandise
>I pray to Reimu every night, thanking her for the life I have been given
>"Reimu is love", I say, "Reimu is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Reimu
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Reimu
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my shrine"
>He grabs me with her delicate maiden hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Reimu
>She penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Reimu
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Reimu
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Reimu looks him deep in the eyes and says, "user has good luck this year, Lucky Keywords: "Devotion", "69""
>Reimu leaves through my window
Reimu is love, Reimu is life.

everything i know about you was told to me in the skype chats with Ikarous
apparently you are alice1 or something and i forget the rest but im re-reading the skype logs now so let me see who you are

Blood-chan w-wanted me here :3

Hello, Reimu. Have you been having a good time?
Has everyone been having a good time?

i stopped at
> i was only 9 years old
lol
the people in reimu's threads are way less cancerous than alice's threads
she should have these more often

are you her slave or something?

Until now.

W-well something like that ^^

So, I was browsing facebook, and my Ex posted a new profile picture. I didn't hesitate to hit "Like" just out of habit. It wasn't 10 minutes later, I got a FB message with an apology and asking what Time I'm going to be at the convention this weekend, and if I want to hang out when I'm there


I haven't answered yet, I'm not sure I'm going to, but I've been looking forward to this con for a long time and I hope she doesn't ruin it

hey blue guy
its the gay ass nigger who kept getting trips
the whole squad is here
i've reverted to heterosexuality so you can put some pants on and stop trying to tempt me
unless you are a dog or female im not biting, u sly dog

I may or may not be, but it's not really a good idea to talk about people here.

I'd actually rather if nobody talked bad about anyone here... but I know that's too much to ask.

-pat pat-

-hugs awkwardly... pat pat-
Ah.. um.. I don't think we've met before, but it's nice to see you too.

I never seen an Alice thread here.

aside from me telling a fucked up D&D game I had a while ago good I guess.

A fucked up presence

nice trips

I was just c-copying Blood-chan, honestly, sorry :3 Nice t-to meet you, I'm MGD~!

...

ow

Alright, stop please. If you have any respect for me at all, just shut up with the pointless shit flinging and try to play nice while you're here...

I can't help who shows up but I wish dearly that you would keep it civil.

>the people in reimu's threads are way less cancerous than alice's threads
God, I fucking agree, and I'm not saying that to insult either one of them, it's just that there is less of the 'kill yourself' meme screams.
Yes, spilling your ice cream is very unfortunate. I assume that's what you're talking about, because who wouldn't be happy to see me?
I can recreate it for you, if you'd like.
Checked, I'll get some clothes on for those trips.

>catch up with someone I haven't seen in years
>thread dies
Ah well...

>listening to Ikarous
I can honestly say I never thought you'd be stupider but well you sank to a new low. Sociopaths listening to sociopaths, I guess birds of a feather DO flock together.

This is all directly from Ikarous but heres what she said about you, Reimu
>You are a trap.
i guess meaning you have a penis but look like a girl
>you post in advice threads now and are a really nice person (according to Ikarous)
> you do future tellings or something
can you corroborate this info Reimu or is Ikarous lying?

Sorry what is going on if you don't mind me asking?

Here we go...
Yeah, that makes sense. I have an image that sums it all up, one second...

Why wouldn't I listen t-to my Master, silly~

ikarous is mostly lying about alice being an asshole

Here, the ultimate reaction image to treat hostility.

Looks like their is closer personal ties here then I thought.

MGD's okay, it's just a running thread meme lol

-stare-

She is kinda an a-hole
....

i know
she ranted on and on about how alice was some serial liar
it was rather pathetic
she also humiliated me quite a bit when i opened up to her in our conversations so i hate her now
>she also said alice extorted her for nudes or something and that shes bi

Civility is difficult to manage here lately it seems

because they are sociopaths and kill dogs for sexual gratification

I was surprised that alice still enduring her pain from the internet.

yeah im pretty sure you are the asshole not her

Heres a picture that may cheer you up. Remind you of someone?

How about we all talk about something fun we've been planning on doing?
Maybe just things we've wanted to do, we could talk about those? We might find something in common between posters!
Me, I've been wanting to watch the movie Full Metal Jacket.
I knew a guy who killed some dogs.

Nyoro~n
Everybody has a c-couple of quirks ^^

I can think of a few.
Well they said they're doing okay so that's something I guess

Hey.

...

Check my trips

Yeah, I'm happy.

Sociopathy and killing dogs is not a quirk. its insane.

Wanna talk about it elsewhere? Got Steam? I'm not contributing any more to it than I absolutely must.

I know, right? But it's not like telling people the same dumb insults over and over again is gonna accomplish anything... except pissing me off a little and dirtying up my shrine.

Bell's not even here to sweep it up yet.

wat are we crying about brother bear?

That's not even me you cuck

What are you on about?

I'm nice and accepting to everyone

nyaah~

I figured this was my best chance at not letting my pre-written response go to waste
Although tonight already seems like a little heavier than what I would expect in this type of thread

>>
I've lurked occasionally. I don't have nearly the amount of Laura images available to keep up if I were to post in one.
So are you still doing Judo? Alas, work has kept me from practicing since I moved away.
Apologies for not maintaining contact either, I know I somewhat vanished without a trace. There was a transitionary period where I had to dedicate all the free time I had to making new choices happen...annndd 5 months without internet. That was a rough stint.

B-but aren't these threads for people with problems, there's no reason f-for normal people to come here :x

hahahhaahaha nice and accepting hahahah
yeah to everything but strays

Heh, saved.
>I can think of a few.
And I can think of a few people who are a modest shade of blue and can turn air into ice cream, or have a calming gloe and can clean up ice cream with their mind.
Oh, wait, I can actually only think of one.

Finally...

Felt like forever

Hey everyone

-Sweet Roll

let me try to login to steam and see if i remember my password
if not ill probably drop skype then delete the post once u add me but sure im up for talking
also, only one of these posts
is me
and its this one
checking steam right now

No this is a reimu thread not an alice thread
learn the difference

*glow
The tachyons made me misspell it.

Need reading badly

...

Re

I hate all the bickering in these threads over the past few weeks.

I'm kind of a newcomer though, so I don't know if it's been going on longer than that really

Rereget

I haven't done judo in... years, really. I moved and it just wasn't viable to keep it up.

Feeling OK, user?

Well it w-was linked from the Alice thread, so n-naturally people will follow >.

i feel like there are more than one of you
either way, people seem to think that this sounds alot like you
not sure if you're lying or an imposter or if this ones an imposter
hard to tell

Please get

Fuck

I'll roll for you, user.