How does one get laid without going to bars or hiring hookers?

How does one get laid without going to bars or hiring hookers?

If you can't figure it out for yourself, there's no hope for you.

Enjoy your hand.

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Hire escorts
>not a hooker

Tinder brah

get a boy friend

what do you say to matches?
ive had offers, not interested

A fucking books a million or barns&noble dude. Just be full of shit but seem genuine.

What to say on tinder

>share small peice of information about yourself
>make her talk about herself for like 2 days
>invite her over to chill
>if shes hesitant suggest a Starbucks date first

One develops the mature expectations of an adult as opposed to those of a mental child.

>Just be full of shit but seem genuine.
Why not just be genuine, you lying retard?

I can't tell if you are a fit 20 year old with a beer belly or just got a fucked spine.

Getting laid depends on the person you're trying pick up/get laid by. What most males need to understand is that females have varyitying personalities and there is no "perfect" process or "surefire" way to get in a chick's pants. Some women, and maybe only at times, will look out for looks and that all depends on how you fare in their opinion. But mostly women will work in a combination of looks and sociability. Be well groomed, no neck beard fag bangs a reasonably sound beaut. Just dress nice, keep a nice hair style, basic hygiene (yes, deodorant you fuck). Then when in conversation. Try not to let the spaghetti fall out of your pockets. Be casual but not to casual when trying to pick up a chick. Be direct to a degree where you can constitute your point. Some good research you can do is reviewing any training in sales, as picking someone up is just saleing yourself.

Will cont. if requested.

I can do the small talk like crazy, but its exhausting texting for so long and nobody ever follows through with meeting

Terrible advice.

Highway to the friend zone. The sooner you act the better. The worst that can happen is you get rejected, and you move on to someone else. Don't pussyfoot around trying to establish something before you even know if they're interested. That's what kissless betas do.

30 year old*

I like the deception i guess.

Says the kissless beta

You cant just say hey come over lets fuck, they all think ur a murder untill you ask them if they like dogs first

Only for a day or two though not too long or else you will get the friend zone

I like where ur going user, continue

OK cupid

Tinder

Don't be a fucktard

OP from cont. post here, just letting you know up front that I'm on phone so it will take me a moment to keep typing. Will cont. in next post.

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>Don't pussyfoot around trying to establish something before you even know if they're interested.
Yuck I think I'll stay single.
Whores sound like they live digusting, unfulfilling lives.

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so youre saying all i have to do is be taylor swift to get laid?

Kk

Okay virgin, keep telling yourself that while I'm plowing 5-7/10s and you're still jacking it because you want to ask them about dogs.

fuckin kek.

Go outside and just do things. You'll find people. Talk to them. Join clubs, join a gym, go for walks, see family, ask friends to set you up. A lot of the time you find a gf without even looking. But you need to put yourself out there. Good luck bro

Okay, anyway, continuing.

To recap a little bit: the first premise to picking up women is the concept that not every woman is the same. We live in a human world where everyone thinks and acts differently. People are attracted to people in different ways, and because of this you will just flat out blatantly not be the one for some women. Some women will only like men a certain height, a certain skin color, a certain weight and build, a certain accent, or fuck even a certain political party. That happens, that's no big deal, there's more fish in the sea, move onto the next one if it does.

But when going threw the process of introducing yourself to a girl, just be straightforward in your matter. As another user said "don't pussyfoot around". That doesn't mean be like "Hey, nice to meet you. Suck my cock." It just means don't be a beta and only talk about the weather all night. Try to intiate the conversation if you're eyeing someone. Approach them with any reason whether it's bullshit "Hey, are you so and so's friend" or if it's just "Hey, you're really attractive, my name is user." Then go throughout conversation, ask questions, give plenty of opportunity to talk up there self and do a lot of listening. Throw in compliments and don't be afraid to brag on yourself a little bit, but not in a way where it will be douchebaggy. Ask for a number, give yours, ask to make plans, suggest something, do what you need to do.

Look up Jordan Belfort's straight line persuasion and just overview it. It has a lot of awesome points and structure for conversation.

Easy: be the exact opposite of you

Also be a bit flirtatious when talking to women. How much so depends on the situation. Just a normal conversation in the day time work in mild compliments. If it's late at night in a club maybe make a little dirty accusations. No matter whatever the time though try to instate body contact, whether it is a handshake, shoulder tap, hug, or even cheek kiss. Whatever, have body contact. Body contact is a thing that creates a lasting impression on someone.

Advice OP here again. I got a challenge for you OP, you in?

Post ad on craigslist. Invite dude over. Get fucked in ass. Contemplate your existence. Kill yourself.