Poorly describe a vidya

Poorly describe a vidya

>be toads
>engage in battles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

close

are you fucking retarded

Turtles Of War?

It's battle todds you stupid idiot!

...

>runs away from the circus
>goes to summer camp

Fighting Frogs?

>Silent protagonist
>Princess taken from castle
>Little girl with deep voice is bad
>Lol apocalypse

World war frogs?

Hostile amphibians 2?

Super Mario B0ss?

>lots of updates
>Really big one about a year ago
>Throw a yo-yo at moon king

Terraria

>be on boat
>boat breaks
>be on island
>kill island people

The Final Ones Among Us

>Spread cancer
>Kill humanity

Farcry

YLYL

No.
Hint : Ps2 game, multiple endings but all pretty much end in death.

kek

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Frogger

Kek

Downy/10

Psychonauts.

Plague Inc

Nope, this was a reboot

ding ding ding!

>earth natural satelite song
>everyone asks for sauce

>Depression
>No more roads
>Pirates
>Chicago
>Zie Germanz

>poorly describe
>perfectly describes game

Ye

>jewelry
>aliens
>some zombies too

Tomb Raider

>Where's Charles Lee

>Be a worm
>find cool guns
>doge falling granny's

Holy shit how tf did you even get that

be at a gate, there's a key in a skull thingie

Earthworm Jim

Earthworm Jim

>be a worm

2 obvious

earthworm jim

>uppy downy camera
>ayy lmaos
>everyone you love dies

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Collect prepubescent girls and shoot a bunch of nutters.

>Die often
>praise the sun less often

check'd and treck'd

>Hammerboy
>better than Zelda
>Isometric

>kill brown people for america

drk soulz

>old men buy people to fight for rocks
>aussie gives them guns

Bioshock 2?

>GTA played by Trump supporter

duke nukm

Souls

>noone dies
>blue and orange

>husband with a middle age crisis
>some trailer trash
>niggers
>felonies and shit

Portal

Portal

Scribblenauts

>astronauts
>but scribble

>IDDQD

GTA V

Totes

Well I had 1 in mind, but 2 works I think.

>be me
>Live in tree house
>live in Africa
>go to check my shit
>Shits not there
>rageintensifies.gif
>Go 'round town looking for my shit
>bro tags along
>some pirate stole my shit,
>talking is for faggots
>fuck his shit up
>get my shit back
>Alpha as fuck now
>the end

GTA V

Too easy man

>break out of prison
>your friend turns into a god
>kill another God

You win, sir

>jump on squares
>watch out for snakes

>Be me
>Be delivery boy
>Deliver nuke
>wtf.jpg
>gain superpower
>had a sequel but wasnt as good as the first game.

A hike through the subway.

On giant ring, kill stuff

Donkey Kong Country?

Asura's Wrath

>aliens
>space
>3rd person

Killer croakers?

snakes and ladders, lol

Infamous, and let's be real man, Infamous 2 was a hundred times better. Second Son was forgetable.

InFamous

Mass effect.

>mutant food
>some fuck walked all over my order

Winrar

DK Country

wrong, fag

Winrar

>no one days
>no, really, litteraly nothing dies.

Halo, too easy

>save everyone
>die at the end
>unless you buy dlc

>A major and 2 retards go around town beating the shit of trans.

Nope

oh really? it ain't even a videogame

Mass Effect 3

Q*bert

nope

>aliens
>space
>3rd person
>no degenerate homosexuality
>terror

>Wake up
>Bust out of jail
>Kill shit
>Do drugs
>Hell yeah
>fuck da police
>Buddy gets killed
>Kill people
>Discover Illuminati
>kill
>win

Fallout 3

ME 3?

league of legends

COME FIGHT WITH US FELLOW AUTISTS

Correct