BEST RACIST JOKE GO

BEST RACIST JOKE GO.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb.
None, they just beat the room for being black.

Global racial equality

I thought you were black, dude.
But you're just a white cis male.

Black lives matter

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nigger

best racist joke: nigger is born a nigger. can't change skin color. for all his stinking, waking life he is inferior due to his black skin & love of chicken. dies a lonely nigger.

double nigger

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

-1

What's the darkest crime you could ever commit?
Tax Evasion

What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
>NIGGERS

Doesn't even make sense

Cuz it's something a black person would do

Why'd the little nigger cry when he took a shit?

He thought he was melting.

what is an asian-american woman's favourite holiday?

erection day

Best racist joke (pretend I'm doing stand up):

"So a nigger shows up to work on time..."

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?


My snow tires don't start singing when I chain them up.

Tax evasion is something that requires thinking. Niggers are not capable of that

Wesley snipe is the darkest nigger, got busted for tax evasion

Nice one.

How do you get a black woman pregnant?


Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest.

Why is it called being having a green thumb?

Just a phrase,
like saying someone who was stealing was caught "red handed" when their hands are actually black

being non-native speaker I see very little differnece between this sentence and "alive dark matter"
Which always makes me kek afterwards

How do you fit 50 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 45 in the ashtray

tfw Michael Jackson

Why don't sharks eat niggers? They look like whale turds

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain bolt?
Usain bolt can finish a race

How do you tell when a black woman is pregnant?


When she puts a tampon in her but only the the string falls out.

this isnt even a joke. this is 1st grade racist tier. go kill yourself

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why is it that white people and bleak people can't seem to get along?

Because the last time a black guy went for a high five, the white peoples left me hangin.

If only Africa had more mosquitoes nets, then million and millions of mosquitoes wouldn't have to die to aids.

Why do black people have white under their feel and on their palms?


Because there's a little good in everyone.

OR


God told them to spread their feet and put their hands on the wall before he painted them black.

what do you call a black man on the moon?
>a nigger

Summerfaggot detected

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>what did the white guy say to the black guy
fucking nigger
>what did the white olive say to the black olive
fucking nigger
>what did the white shoe say to the black shoe
fucking nigger
>what did the white ball say to the black ball
fucking nigger
>what did the white orange say to the black orange
fucking nigger

Best racist joke (pretend I'm doing stand up):

"2 white teenagers in overcoats walk into columbine.."

What's the difference between an escalator and a mexican? One can actually raise a child.

>racist joke

What did the the black Chinese guy say to the Chinese black guy?
Hey Jim.

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Ever had Ethiopian food?
*pause*
Neither have they

That's a good one, surprisingly. +1 Internet.

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it, the more English you get.

most of the "jokes" in this thread arent even actual jokes. ive heard most of them in 4th grade.

C O M E D Y G O L D

There's not really any new racist jokes out there. Once you've herd Juan you've herd Jamaal

>Be black
>GF is pregnant
>Call abortion doctor
>Forgets to bring own hanger
>Take hanger from top of tv
>Signalisfucked.jpeg
>Gf crying and shit

Tfw you missed america's funniest

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Fuck you, I lost.

Equality

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Best racist joke, is just a truth, we had 1 nigger in our school...expelled for bringing a knife to school to kill his GF. niggers, amirite?

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Black lives matter

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best one so far

if i had a dollar for every racist thing i said some black mother fucker'd probably rob me

looking at whitey, I'd say that they are both equally intelligent

from a website trying to spout their islam bullshit:

14-Women are not oppressed in Islam: Islam gives special importance to women. Women are not oppressed in Islam. It is clearly mentioned in Islamic teachings that, if any Muslim involves in oppressing women, he is not following Islam. Prophet Muhammad ﷺ in his teaching protected the dignity and rights of woman.

“…the best among you are those who treat their wives well.”

stfu we're just having fun

>what do you call a boatload of niggers at the bottom of the sea
a good start

Got me on that one

why did the white guy tell a bus full of niggers, jews, chinks, and mudslimes to take 3 lefts to get to the store?

None of them deserve any rights.

>what do you say when you see a tv flying in the night?

"DROP IT, NIGGER"

A little long-winded, but I like it. I'll probably use this later.
heh
Not bad
I like this one

Oh boy, this is nice.

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This one time I was eating this girl out when I thought I tasted some horse semen
I was so shocked I said "Oh grandma so thats how you died"

what the difference between pizza and jews?

pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven

meh

>implying holocaust actually happened
>ignorant fool

Why don't blacks go on cruises?

>they're not falling for that one again.

How do you make a ngiger nervous?

>take him to an auction

What's black and yellow and makes you laugh?

>a bus full of niggers falling off a cliff.

Old but gold.

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Not racist

>What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The hospital bed

What's the difference between a park bench and a nigger

>the park bench can support a family of four

samefag

What's the difference between running over a nigger and a bunny?

It's an accident when I run over the bunny.

Courtesy of my 88 year old racist grandpa. He also calls every black guy he sees on a bike a smut butt on a putt putt.

why do showerheads in Germany have eleven holes in them?
because Jews only have ten fingers.

t. Jew

hey man. could u just... shut the fuck up?
i don't think anyone values your opinion here.

Shit joke from a shit movie about bitches and an Iranian girl boooooooooo

What's the difference between a nigger and a Syrian refugee.One thinks he's da bomb, the other actually is.

How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a leaf?

Jews burn longer

Whats the difference between deer getting hit by cars and niggers getting hit by cars?

skid marks on the pavement

Donald Trump.