Ask a mexican anything

Ask a mexican anything

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What's your favourite color

Why does everyone hate you? Canadians hate you, the US hates you.. Everyone else in Latin America hates you as well

Green :)

How does it feel to be hated by the world SLIGHTLY less than muslims?

When are you going to leave usa?

Isn't the age of consent there like 12?

Tell that to niggers or african people in general
Only for tourism, i live pretty well

Are Mexicans born with a sombrero?

Why did you all kidnap that soccer/futbol player?

Nope pedo
Thats funny

actually most latin americans can agree that chileans are the asshole of the americas

Wikipedia says it is.

The cartels are spreading hate(not op)"annon what do you think about albania mafia?if can beat your cartels or has already done that?

Because wikipedia is the best web to gather information without being edites

Yep. Feels good man.

Why do guys always drink bud light?

Are all Mexicans chollo's?

I prefer Tecate
Only those who live in the north

lol nigga said chollo. wtf

are you a Oaxaca? Don't lie.

Im a Puebla

Does authentic Sangrita have tomato in it or no?

TRUMP 2016!!!

Fuck Mexico.

whats it like being a sand nigger

ha! same shit

The authentic one, nope
But some versions does have tomato

What does your asshole smell like?

are you part of the Sinaloa cartel?

Cringe mongol

Strawberries
Too far from where i live, nope

chillax cletus we are not in november yet

Do you like tostiloco?

Smells like welfare and stolen identities.

Are you posting from out front of Home Depot?

No Habla Jibber Jabber wet back.

Can you give me a good nacho recipe.
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Why was cancun so little a couple of months ago, the cenote the quads the jet ski's the whores... enjoy your beautiful country cuz God noes England looks shit after

Nope
Nope
Nachos are not part from the mexican culture, go fuck yourself with a cactus

Porque solo comentas pendejadas en ves de hacer algo productivo?

Are You what Mexican people call PIPIPE?

Wet back.

Is Chacarron Macarron the national anthem of Mexico?

Sorry mean pipope!

Porque tengo examen mañana y no me puedo dormir :/

ha pendejo en que escuela vas? o uni tambien puebla

para la preparatoria?

You must really love El Chapo?

dat stereotype kys faggot

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De la preparatoria, pero ni que les dijera

Who is your favorite narcocorrido band?

que nena de seguro vas en el americano

el mio sera el martes.

Do mexicanos like baseball?

Pues por hay vamos, voy al oriente

Do you wear those really snazzy 'Mexican Pointy Boots'?

some of them

aaron?

yes.

Not a national sport, but we have some fields

chucha hace años que no escuchaba algo del oriente

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what do you call a white girl running?, a virgin redneck

Donde esta Alan Pulido?

did you save some money to pay for the wall ?

>two words
>Jibber Jabber
>Mongol confirmed

How was last nights drive by

quien verga es ese morro

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Yes.

mcc a ese negro lo secuestraron en mi hermoso estado

>thinks mexico has money

el del tec?

Why does the airport in Mexico City suck so much? Every time I'm there I am delayed like 3 hours.

we are not going to pay it.

Op aqui, ya me voy porque tengo examen mañana y me va a coger, buenas noches

Op here, im out because i have a test tomorrow and it is going to fuck me, good night

No, la respuesta es por que ustedes se creen la gran mierda, y no son mas que eso, con el agregado de tener el presidente mas mierdero y corrupto (mexicano al fin). Donde estan los estudiantes de Ayotxinapa?

Hey user, es extraño este post, generalmente acaban posteando Facebooks randoms de minas más feas que mi perra.

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Why do so much of you want to go to a shit tier country like the US even tough you know most of you will end up doing shitty jobs?

Kek

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Short answer is the illusion of the American dream

these are equivalent to white ghetto americans

Why won Peña Nieto?

Yo sabia que eras tu Mario. Como esta ru madre?, puta como siempre me imagino

Asumire que hablas español por tu calidad gramatica y la ñ

Gano por un mal recuento de votos y corrupcion en las casillas, aparte de que si hubiera segunda vuelta lo mas probable seria que ganara la vieja cuyo nombre no me acuerdo, pero el hubiera no existe...

What about a taco?

Pinche Mario ya lo conoces, quiere aparentar que controla putas, pero siempre le acaban rompiendo el culo a él.

Entonces deberias ir a comer un poco de mierda para que todo vaya bien mañana

Yes, but not those that TacoShit sells

Fuck the propaganda and the media take on cartels and your country... tell me the real deal. What is the part of Mexico that is too dangerous for anyone to go to? Also, is there any place -- or people -- in your country who make you say fuck that, too dangerous.

They love it. Also tacos and mafia.

I want to escape the US. How much can I buy a house for with a few acres?

Un futbolista webon que juega en Grecia y que creia que en Tamaulipas se puede vivir como en Beverly Hills

He is free now

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Sinaloa, amigo mio

Being realistic, it doesnt matter what place, its really dangerous even if you are 2 meters away from your house

Faggot