I just downloaded tinder, how long does it take to get a match? I'm an average looking 21 year old student...

I just downloaded tinder, how long does it take to get a match? I'm an average looking 21 year old student, I can upload a pic of me if needed. Also any advice on the dating app will be greatly appreciated.

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It's a matter of what you put on the profile and attractiveness and some other things, let's get that pic and go from there.

Post a pic, it mostly depends on what u look like and every ugly person says average.

Be funny.
Be different.
Don't be your average guy.

Just say youre a nice guy, gentleman and not like the others. Also wear a fedora if possible

op here,
I'm the dude in the middle (wearing glasses)
thanks again guys

Can confirm. Ive been with dozens of perfect 10s and this is the formula

Wear nice casual clothes in your pics, filters are fine I guess man. Don't be a damn casual faggot. Be interesting at least. Crack a joke. Mention any drug friendliness if any in your bio. Be active. Swipe right if you want pussy. Otherwise its a tedious process of white girls who have bfs and other bitches that want prince charming.

You're a good looking guy you have a gentleman look going on.. Just needs a fedora and ur set

Eh, idk about "average. You may be like a 4.

Do agree you look like a guy I'd invite over to a party

here's another of me just to get a better idea. I don't take selfies so I don't have a load of photos to choose from and most of them are group ones.

...take some solo pics man. And none with metal mouthed bait.

i've had this app for over a year, not one fucking match :C

Adobe: Photoshop

Bad pic, man. You look alright but choose better angles. Your neck looks a little long and your jaw looks tiny and round, also eyes are kind of fucking creepy. Get a pic where the camera is looking down at your face and to the side or something. Post only a max of 4 pics on your profile. Make your bio interesting and short. Do bullet point of your interests, your job, a witty joke or some shit, etc. Good luck, Sup Forumsro, and remember that bitches are fucking crazy

the tinder trick is to like them all and filter later.

No fedora?

Timestamped pic with face or this is just you posting someone else

m' lady
I know what you mean, I'm going to be working out more often to try and get some muscle, hopefully it will add a couple of points.
as long as there's alcohol or weed I'm down Sup Forumsromigo
metal mouthed bait?
thanks for the advice mate

Both are good advice, I've had basic luck with tinder and got some stories of cray bitches, but the main trick is to keep it sweet ant short, if you have to ask what's interesting then you may need to make some shit up, but be realistic. Best of luck Sup Forumstard. Godspeed. Post nudes if you get any some day.

Then do mention that you're party friendly and def 420 friendly. Maybe hint at rate of use. Some stoner bitches need hardcore smokers lol

Also buddy, last thing if anything, wear a condom. Don't need some nigletts running around screaming daddy. It isnt as fun, but its worth it.

>Ugly whale*
Damn autocorrect

Group pictures are always bad to put on dating profiles. Females are dumb. They are gona think your Chad on the right. Not pajeit in the middle

Hue
Thanks my dude

This kind of fits the criteria right? sorry I'm asking so many questions, this is the first time I'm using a dating/ hookup app
care to share a story?
Okay I'll hint towards it and hope that the brain damage they've received from the amount of cocks that have repeatedly hit the back of their throats isn't severe enough for them not to get it.

I won't tell you my best tricks but I will tell you that if you're just looking to get fucked then just tell every match that. Say something like: "I've got a thick cock and I know how to use it" or something. Works pretty often. If you're looking for a girl to fall in love with and marry then delete tinder and get the fuck out of the house and join groups that interest you and make friends and eventually find a girl with similar interest who is worthy of marriage have 2.4 beautiful children with her, build a picket fence and get a golden retriever and name him something stupid like Jake.

You look like a douchebag who is trying too hard to please those around you
Us women can detect it and it is embarrassing

>mfw I have a golden retriever named jake

>won't tell you my best tricks

Is this because you have none?

Don't bother with Tinder. I met a bitch that became infatuated with me. After our first date, her boyfriend, who I didn't even know existed, started calling and texting me, trying to intimidate me

The girl removed all proof that we even talked and made herself out to be the victim, and completely dodged my point asking why she was on Tinder in the first place. The only person who actually loses is the dude I accidentally finessed

Out of 100 I usually get 4 matches. Should be the same for you.

I start a conversation by asking a riddle with a cute answer.

Like
>what did the steer say to his kid when he left for college?

>BISON

>Us women
just because you wear makeup and piss in the womens bathroom doesnt make you a woman

My friend fell for the no condom trap, there's no way i will as well. Thanks again matey
hahaha, I was looking at my mouth wondering if it looked metalic
I hate taking selfies but if it's need I'll swallow my pride and try
do you consider yourself a blackbelt in tinder? No mere noob white belt such as myself can learn your master finger blaster technique. I'm only looking for casual bangs, I doubt i'll find girlfriend material on this app

It tools months, but I finally scored a big titted Filipino girl and she's the dirtiest roughest sex goddess I've ever been with

I know, the fact that I have a vagina makes me a women.

imma guess youve never seen a vagina in real life

>I'm only looking for casual bangs

Then be upfront about it. Lots will tell you they aren't interested but a good ratio of them will be totally down.

Don't use photos with other women. You have brown skin and a beard. I suggest you either go to the gym or be hilarious if you want to pull that off properly

I'll share one.
>A few years back
>Be 19
>Swipe right on a cutie
>Match
>Chat her up and meet
>Dis gun be good
>Roll blunt
>Im a cheap ass to strangers with my weed
>She's legit
>A lil bigger but hey shit happens
>Nice ass
>Real nymph
>Chat about fucking
>Think it over
>Why not?
>Go bare
>Halfway through at this point
>Sent snaps to my bros lost em or I'd share
>Sudden jerk towards this bitch
>Wat?
>She says- "Do you love me?"
>Feel legs in iron grip around my waist
>Nopenopenopenope
>Not happening
>A'int fit to be a daddy yet
>So rattled and coming down
>Climax imminent.
>9
>8
>Clarity approaches
>Reel fist back as far as I can
>Throw fist with the might of Kenshiro of the North Star
>She's not bleeding
>Knocked her out cold
>Shit
>Wait around til she comes to
>I'm a sociopath, I can talk my way out of this
>She asked what happened?
>I say she bucked and headbutted her wall, no headboard
>She buys it
>Cool, gotta go
>FAST.jpeg
>She messages me a few times and I avoid her
>Says something about possible pregnancy
>Delete profile and live on
>Now on OkCupid ladies

nope, not a fedora fag. I think i just have a really shit profile or something.

having your outie surgically turned into an innie doesnt make you a woman either

what do i photoshop?

Don't knock it till you try it bro.

You don't give the answer right away of course. You make them have to respond to you to get it. Bitches are too dumb to google the punchline of a joke and if they aren't then they weren't the type you're looking for anyway.

I was born with a vagina.

>socks in sand
Wtf is wrong with you, you fucking psychopath

If what you have doesn't work, Photoshop makes all better

You don't belong here.

You don't belong here.

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>You don't belong here.

You know how things go compadre'
Tits or git.

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>>You don't belong here.

i'm a long haired lard ass rocking dat three hundy and i got a few matches with 1 pic and a short sentence bio about jack shit within the first day

i'd imagine it depends a lot on the population of horny singles in your area though

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>>>
>>>You don't belong here.

i dont habeeb it.
shoe in vagoo or gtfo

Swap bodies with the qt on the right. Then you'll find success.

I dont belong here

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How about no, dumbass. How would you feel if 90% of guys you met just wanted to put their dicks in you?

I live near the University of Arkansas and tinder matches are like candy

tell girls you only do hardcore gloryhole hookups
and meet them at sex shops.

Rightly complimented

if she was obsessed with you why not just ignore her and her faggy boyfriend? I know I don't know the whole story but it seems like you could of just blocked her and ignored her, if i was in your position the only thing that would keep me arguing with them would be if I got amusement from it. I would of probably messaged the boyfriend explaining why he should leave her though, bros before hoes and all.
4% chance for each swipe to the right, i can live with those odds
I know I'm asking for advice but I'm going to need to see some proof of that working or I call bullshit.
I'm just looking to have fun and get laid you miserable, judgmental slag.
honesty is the best policy, I'll make sure i do that dude
I haven't got many to choose from so that may be difficult, I'm usually perceived as a nice, funny guy so the terrorist vibe goes quickly when you see me face to face. Only problem is i can't really do that on tinder so gym it is i gue.ss

complimented. additionally i would have found my career and purpose in life.

I pray to God that one day 90 percent of people I meet want to fuck me

Right? Male Porn wouldn't be so bad if I didn't need a dick up my ass to make bank.

>i'm a long haired lard ass rocking dat three hundy and i got a few matches with 1 pic and a short sentence bio about jack shit within the first day
yeah...
dating/hookup apps are rife with fake accounts of mediocre looking bitches.
the fact that you only got one likely fake match really is telling, user

Are you all gay? That's fine, I have no problem with it. Some people would prefer to not have the penises of random men inside of them, I happen to be one of them. Hey, even if you're a man, there are still plenty of guys who want to fuck you, have you tried omegle?

if you are decent looking I am sure it is 99%

I wonder whether you could use tinder to advertise for girls willing to do nude modelling and photography

Lmfao

How does OKCupid compare? Been giving it a try recently but haven't really figured it all out yet.

>implying Omegle gets a physical dick in my physical ass.

Is there any Indian lurking who happen to be on tinder? I've been on tinder for like 4-5 days without a match. Is that normal in India?

I'm starting to believe that you are a woman, because your reading comprehension is pretty garbage.
Says "90 percent of people" not men.

>I know I'm asking for advice but I'm going to need to see some proof of that working or I call bullshit.


Just fucking try it retard. You're planning on asking them for some fuck anyway so why not experiment with different tactics? You have nothing to lose idiot. If one is like fuck yuo and unmatches you another one will take her place. There are like 3 billion women in the world dude.

Oh no user trust me, I do. I'm so edgey, but my will is good.

Easier, you can at least bug bitches that don't match with you. Your chances that way are as even as getting blocked. A lot of dtf chicks in my area. So in my case much better. But in general much easier and mature. Filters the retarded out and keeps the passable in a manual filter.

Also have a story from POF. Pretty funny, but a shitty dating site/app.

this one is working well for my friend

Wait
>9-2=6....

Waaaaaah I have too many options. That's all I'm hearing bitch. And maybe you should a better quality of men to hang out with instead of being a dumb angry confused cum slut that doesn't know her place solely as a dick receptacle.

Let's hear the story

hahahaha, that's brilliant. Mate, in my opinion that was the right way to react to the situation. Even if she remembered it beats dealing with a pregnant, crazy slut.
I also don't cut my sandwiches in half
I'm in uni and when i go back for summer I'll be in Watford, if you could trade horny used up sluts Watford would be rich.
The dude or the girl?
i can't afford to experiment if only 4% of my swipes will match with me.

sorry for the lower standard of replies, I'm working as fast as i can and your advice is all apreciated

Group photos piss people off, gets frustrating to have to figure out who th hell im looking at.
Tinder is a numbers game. Swipe right on anyone who isn't black or has Facial piercings

It can if you are willing to go the distance, go to a bar if you don't want to.

It's not a compliment to those who do not want to have sex with these men and have to constantly deal with the tactics they use. Again, these are men who just want to stick their penises inside of you. They aren't your friends, they aren't there for you; they are simply waiting for their turn.

When there's so many men who want to do it, hanging out with any men is overwhelmingly likely to lead to situations where I have to deal with men who just want to fuck me. Go sit in a corner, you fucking idiot.

user, just shut off your browser..

>i can't afford to experiment if only 4% of my swipes will match with me.


Really dude? That bad?
Fuck man put on your nicest clothes and take selfies until you can pick out the top 3 most flattering ones. Then post them. No one ever reads profiles on tinder.
Maybe jot down basic shit like 3 things you like to do and your favorite food or something.

Lol I'm the idiot, yet you can only find guy friends that want to fuck you, right...

>they are simply waiting for their turn.

Some women get really turned on by this thought. Those are the ones we seek. Not retarded cunts.

this isn't my percentage, I'm getting it from what another user told me, see below

The reason all the guys you meet want to fuck you is because you are boring, lack personality, and the only thing you have to offer is a pussy and some tits. Try not being a shallow person, develope a sense of humor and some hobbies. Maybe people will want to hang out with you.

waaaaa people wanna fuck me waaaa

You know what if you are so burdened by your attractiveness you can make it go away with a simple 59 cent straight razor.

eh. assuming that it actually is a biological female its probably one of those 400 pound landwhales who self delude to believe that everyone wants to fuck them

truthfully my pal has had loads of fucks from that profile

Can't tell if actual woman or dude taking the "easily offended feminist" route to pretending to be a woman.

Either well, hello Tumblr. Go home.

great response OP, don't feed the 200 pound wanna be slut though

Shouldn't you throw #buzzfeedblue or #freebleed in there to? Or am I just taking the bait?

200 is a gross underestimation. 200 is still more than acceptable. This idiot is almost certainly far outside that realm.

The fact that they're straight, young men makes it overwhelmingly likely that they want to fuck attractive, young women. Yes, you are the fucking idiot.

You have no idea what you are talking about, really. Do you *really* believe that if I was not boring, lacked personality, had a sense of humor, and some hobbies, that men still wouldn't intend to fuck me?