>your sister comes home
>"Mom, Dad, this is Mata Nui from New Zealand. We're in love and we're getting married!"
How do your parents respond?
How do you respond?
>your sister comes home
>"Mom, Dad, this is Mata Nui from New Zealand. We're in love and we're getting married!"
How do your parents respond?
How do you respond?
>My Parents
Who the fuck are you, we never had a daughter
>Myself
You're marrying a bionicle?
Old folks: "Oh darling, we're so happy for you!"
Me: "The fuck? I thought you're a lesbian! What happened to your gf?"
>parents
accepting but deeply saddened
>me
gas the kikes race war now xddds
how much benefit money does he get?
if he plays rugby I'm ok
I would start telling her what I memorized about New Zealand, Polynesians, Austronesian languages and other relevant information
Shitskins are not allowed in my house
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Le_58%_Faec.pdf
Yay he's our fush end chups bru
kek
that was subtle
*coughs on him*
Look's like you are going to have to find a new boy toy in a few weeks
exile him to Wraeclast
My naturally blonde sister loves Maori guys because "they have big dicks"
How do I redpill her?
>111 speaking, what is your emergency?
>Nice to meet you bro, let's go hiking
*disappears in the Andes
why did they have to nerf mjolner marauder to the ground ;_;
who cares, just give in and chase the asian girls while she goes after the maori guys
>How do you respond?
I'll try to make friends with her boyfriend. Niggers in Russia is wonder.
I'm not attracted to Asian girls though
>mata nui
Call him a preto viado and challenge him to a dance off
Mata Nui seems more white than british or sweden so i would be glad that she met nice, light skin color guy, considering fact that brits and seds are like best of whites
Beautiful like our coat of arms
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Finally someone to discuss Bionicle lore with
Like if I care. I already had a white daugther that carries my genes. She can do watever the fuck she wants with hers.
UNITY
DUTY
DESTINY
>Mata Nui
He sure is a big guy.
only if he has feminine penis
It's actually 56%
can i go to russia?
Nice to meet you kayınço. Welcome. Why don't we take a double date with a girl from your tribe? My dick is like Mojave desert in New Vegas bro. So useless and untouched. Help me pls.
>My dick is like Mojave desert in New Vegas bro. So useless and untouched. Help me pls.
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I thought t*rks married their cousins.
i tell her to cook the man some fucking eggs
choice
Funny though
I know alot of girls going for their gap-year to either NZ or Australia and most of them stay longer there, coming pregnant back or staying there permanently.
kek
BROWNED
I'd be excited to make buddy buddy with a authentic kiwiman
I wasn't aware there is muslim dick there too.
You better are. German girls are the biggest sluts you can encounter.