Your sister comes home

>your sister comes home
>"Mom, Dad, this is Mata Nui from New Zealand. We're in love and we're getting married!"

How do your parents respond?

How do you respond?

>My Parents
Who the fuck are you, we never had a daughter
>Myself
You're marrying a bionicle?

Old folks: "Oh darling, we're so happy for you!"
Me: "The fuck? I thought you're a lesbian! What happened to your gf?"

>parents
accepting but deeply saddened
>me
gas the kikes race war now xddds

how much benefit money does he get?

if he plays rugby I'm ok

I would start telling her what I memorized about New Zealand, Polynesians, Austronesian languages and other relevant information

Shitskins are not allowed in my house

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Le_58%_Faec.pdf

Yay he's our fush end chups bru

kek
that was subtle

*coughs on him*
Look's like you are going to have to find a new boy toy in a few weeks

exile him to Wraeclast

My naturally blonde sister loves Maori guys because "they have big dicks"
How do I redpill her?

>111 speaking, what is your emergency?

>Nice to meet you bro, let's go hiking
*disappears in the Andes

why did they have to nerf mjolner marauder to the ground ;_;

who cares, just give in and chase the asian girls while she goes after the maori guys

>How do you respond?

I'll try to make friends with her boyfriend. Niggers in Russia is wonder.

I'm not attracted to Asian girls though

>mata nui

Call him a preto viado and challenge him to a dance off

Mata Nui seems more white than british or sweden so i would be glad that she met nice, light skin color guy, considering fact that brits and seds are like best of whites

Beautiful like our coat of arms

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Finally someone to discuss Bionicle lore with

Like if I care. I already had a white daugther that carries my genes. She can do watever the fuck she wants with hers.

UNITY

DUTY

DESTINY

>Mata Nui

He sure is a big guy.

only if he has feminine penis

It's actually 56%

can i go to russia?

Nice to meet you kayınço. Welcome. Why don't we take a double date with a girl from your tribe? My dick is like Mojave desert in New Vegas bro. So useless and untouched. Help me pls.

>My dick is like Mojave desert in New Vegas bro. So useless and untouched. Help me pls.
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I thought t*rks married their cousins.

i tell her to cook the man some fucking eggs

choice

Funny though
I know alot of girls going for their gap-year to either NZ or Australia and most of them stay longer there, coming pregnant back or staying there permanently.

kek

BROWNED

I'd be excited to make buddy buddy with a authentic kiwiman

I wasn't aware there is muslim dick there too.

You better are. German girls are the biggest sluts you can encounter.