/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Sam Edition

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Sam Edition

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the fuck is Sam edition?

Why are IDs even gone?

Freezing frost monkeys its cold

>Christchurch

Cold as shit.. Someone cuddle

New week, new news presenter, new thread.

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I just got home and my penis is still flaccid. I'm not ready for this.

>tfw she will never love me

ayyy muh nigga.

Anyone have that image of the Austrian map with Australian cities listed instead? Was in last nights thread.

cuck

R I T A N O N

Tinychat keeps fucking out so I will just come here...

Brush ya teeth

Checked.
Maybe she'll love you for your dubs.

Q U A D R A N T S

GET READY BOI

>Christchurch

Ritanon here. That picture makes me sad because he got shot and died :(

IDbro here. Make me sad too, user

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He was a good boy. He dindu nuffin.

Ritanon here. Does anyone ever look at animals and think "wtf they're not human. That's so weird, they're so different to me"?. Just think about it... Wow.

Very nice

fucking who?
nobody cares who you are m8

no, because i'm not a virgin faggot.

May he rest in peace. I hope wherever he is, he is out of pain and has as many bananas as he likes!

Agreed.

olololloloololollo

Well hi to you too, Negative Nancy!

Virgins are cool though?

You guys suck, you seriously suck.

This might as well be some reddit circle jerk, but worse.

You're in the wrong thread newbro.

Ritanon here. The other day, I was walking along the footpath, and I was looking at the sky and suddenly I thought "Wow, this world is so big. I'm so insignificant. Rainbows and things are so interesting...".

What went wrong?

these threads are shit now

some femanon show boobies.

Why is this thread so homosexually new? What is happening?

Ritanon here. Isn't it weird how I can use a small device to connect to a network of other people (you guys) through the means of technology created by humans? So weird. In like, year 1600 or some shit they would never believe this... If I was a caveman I wouldn't be able to create an iPhone like wtf. Imagine a medieval person or something seeing touchscreen. Absolutely riveting stuff guys.

Cavemen couldn't make iphones because they weren't Chinese.

>hurrr durrrrr fucking newfags
>Doesn't even know who Ritanon is
>kek, how new are you
>mfw can't get an erection unless trap porn

You are cancer

>mad cause we don't know who you are

Have you ever considered that blackholes are created by warping through space?

That they only last split seconds by we perceive them as forever?

What if the key to long distance spacetravel is the destruction of our universe?

>created by warping through space

Ritanon here. I'm sitting here watching TV and thinking about evolution. Isn't it so weird how like, a Chinese person has different looking eyes to an English person... Like, we evolve to adapt to the conditions of where we are and where our ancestors have come from and stuff. I was looking at a seagull the other day thinking "wow, that seagulls great great great grandfather was probably a pterodactyl thousands of years ago".

some femanon show boobs.

>Bending Space/Time
>Create Blackhole to travel through space

You unlogic?

>evolve to adapt

China must be bright

Ritanon here. I read it was something to do with like, rain or snowy conditions or something...

Got my gigabit connection installed today boys.

Speedtest doesn't do it justice at all.

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It's because they don't get to keep the fake Ray Bans they make in bulk

Ping to LA please.

average of ~145ms

Ritanon here. Do you guys ever wonder how the first human got to earth like wtf... He/she would've been a baby monkey or something that couldn't walk and stuff. If humans evolved from monkeys or apes or whatever (RIP zoo gorilla that got shot) then what did apes evolve from? An insect or something. What came first the chicken or the egg!? These things drive me crazy.

Not that different to ADSL2+ then. I get 150-180ms. Ping is all that matters to me, though downloading the new Game of Thrones in 7 seconds instead of 30 minutes would be nice.

kek faggot got rekt

Yeah i noticed a difference in pings locally (inside of NZ) but apart from that nothing major.

Download depends on how you have your Torrent client configured and where you are getting your torrent(s) from.

Opotiki master race reporting in and ready to breed with your gf

Not really given the way that torrents work. Providing you have enough seeds you can max the speed.

Ritanon here. I was reading through some of the posts in this thread and i thought to myself "wow, some of these people are so negative but some are cool and interesting and chill". I want to make it clear that even though some of you are prejudice towards me, I love you regardless. Let's make this a positive place! #AllLivesMatter

TFW you're in love with a 16 year old taiwanese girl

how many drugs do you sell?

#OnlyWhitesMatter

How are the brothels in NZ. Thinking of making the trip

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>taiwanese
Step it up, fake IDbro

Yeah but if a torrent is on a public site (KAT, TPB etc) and it is a new torrent, there will be like 5 seeders for the thousands of leechers that are on the torrent, meaning you probably wont get full speed right away.

wtf is this shit Sup Forums

Decent. Chicks are all wired on P so they go pretty hard.

What is P?

That's the same regardless of the connection type you're on.

desperate for some (you)s?

Methamphetamine

Just Googled it. Are there a lot of tweezers out there

>Guaranteed replies

i will literally cuck you

fuck off nudesfag

>doesn't matter got replies anyway

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Kyss!

Ritanon here. I'm currently in my hometown of Auckland, where it is raining. I was listening to the raindrops on the roof and the thought struck me "what makes me enjoy the sound of raindrops hitting the roof?". Is it because I'm nice and comfortable and warm inside and it's a reminder that I am safe and sound from the uncomfortable conditions that my caveman ancestors long before me had to endure? Or does it simply just sound good? I also get ASMR so could it somehow be related to that?

the madman actually did it.

Anyone have Anna slotnicks nudes?

Wait, is it actually you posting this shit?

Chch reporting in. Hope everyone's keeping warm!

Yes, this is Ritanon, haha. (I can't post pics of Rita or Sasha with my posts because I'm on iPhone).

Anyone else can't use the tc?

ignore it.

american here.
i like you guys from new zealand. you kick ass, have a great piece of land, and know how to have fun.
seriously - keep being awesome.
xoxo,
drunk guy from los angeles.

Ritanon here. I'm on my neighbours wifi using iPhone and I got on tinychat earlier but it keeps disconnecting. :(

Don't reply to the newfag attention whore

>Download: 420 Mb/s
aww yeee

I'm not an attention whore. This thread is here to be used and I'm making conversation! :) Why should he ignore me?

Checked.
Oil fin reporting. Warm is yes. Snow is forecast.
Upto in Chch?

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Yeah it's working for me now. Hey rita it's theguy. How's it going?

Freezing my testes off actually, and I'm in Auckland. Your nips must be diamonds down there.

Snow? Fuck that. This winter is going to suck massive dick. I'm just trying to keep warm, flopping around with the general hobbies.

They sure are, my nips could cut glass.

this could well be the worst NZ thread of all time

Hey theguy! Long time no talk man. I've been good aside from the fact that my internet was finally cut off, haha. How have you been?

Anyone know her?

name from

fuck off nudesfag