ITT is a challenge

ITT is a challenge.

You are the guy taking this photo.

You must now explain:
>How you would walk out of this situation without looking like a complete fucking moron.

Shoot them both with a water gun filled with my shit
>obviously

Nice fingerboxes ;)

Why do I have to avoid looking like a moron?

Couldn't i just say "thank-you all if this had been an actual gun you would all be dead now. Please double your response time." Then moon walk out?

/thread

>just walk away and don't give a fuck

Do you really think celebrities never get their photo taken?

"Worth it"

"I'd like to thank everyone for their participation in one of my pieces I call, 'Express.' It will be featured in my album that I have hosted on imgur. Thank you, once again."

You'd be weird but you wouldn't be a moron.

>Walk out

wearing a burka

>cant touch me i'm "minority"
>perfect disguise

Inescapable, too much of a creep.
I look like Lester from GTA ffs

I think moonwalking out is the solution to ops question

Yeah, she's famous. Just smile and walk away.

What the fuck is even that question?

You take the fucking photo and you leave. What like you're gonna have to answer to someone why you took it?

It doesn't matter if you look like a moron the fact is you have fap material priced at about 20 million dollars so you have to leave as fast as possible without people understanding what just happened.

The flash is on, with the whole restaurant staring at you after the photo.
Paparazzo faggots are more careful with this bullshit especially in establishments.

This photo is shopped.

In the original there's a guy being blown by a hobo at the background

>it was a prank bro
>360 and walk away

I recognize that

OP here.

Fucking Sup Forumsastards, I shouldve known you creepyfags would think this shit was normal.

>burst in
>take awkward pic of fugly celeb I am so depli un luv with
>everyones lookin at me like Im some kind of animal
>STOP RAPING ME YOU WHITE PRIVILEGED SONS OF DEGS
>YOU DUN KNOW MUH OPPRESSION
ITS EMPWARING
>storm out and sue everyone for sexism
>pray 10 hail anitas when I get home
>go to bed after cursing da patirachey

360 and moonwalk

you dont you get your ass beat and your camera/device smashed

sure its against the law theres no voluntary consent and clearly shes the object of the action

20 millon ? pfft more like billon

"oops! accidentally pushed the button of the camera, sorry!"

>Walk up to her
>Give guy my camera
>Get him to take 5 more pics
>Walk the fuck away

"I have autismo"

this only works if you're Hillary Clinton

TOPKEK

Why is she holding a phone while eating?
Can't today's kids live for a second without their fucking smartphones?
t. A guy with an iPad on the toilet

Call G Hannelius

This fucking guy tho. Also sorry for mobile shit.

Go over and apologize for not asking for permission.
Ask her if she wants the picture deleted or if it is ok for me to keep it.
Tell her you're a fan of her role in whatever movie and that you acted without thinking.

End up getting the picture anyway and maybe a better one with both of you. Also you get to talk abit with her maybe.

Or you could just walk the fuck away not giving a fuck, that works too. It's not like she hasn't experienced this a hundred times anyway.

Normie

Whats The girl's name in the OP

where was this taken?

"thanks so much my kids aren't going to believe this" Have a nice day

Why you wanna know? You like her?

I suddenly feel like I have a shot with her if she's on a date with that moose

Hey wait a minute! I recognize that background1 why isnt the gay blowjob with the bear there?

You fucking run

Jen Arnold

just fucking walk away

"what? never seen a camera before?"

If you just leave you look like a creepyfag

>Jen Arnold
kek

Everyone has a shot. She went to my middle school

>make several thousand from a single photo
>autistic op thinks this makes the photographer "look like a complete fucking moron"
Idk op maybe I'd walk out the front door without sperging out like you? Is this a real question?

>OP here I am literally so autistic and underage that I thought everyone would have spilled spaghetti and did the dinosaur, even paparazzi

literally everyone who is facing the photographer is staring at him
>ultrasperglord 9000

Oh shut up dude. Who cares about money you get afterwards? That's not when the question takes place.

You walk out of that restaurant without a word, you look like a fucking creep to everyone else. The question is how you divert that attention you autistic cunt.

>not having the mental capacity to understand my post

no, he is a complete fucking moron. someone from Sup Forums took this photo and immediately posted it and had everyone cringing. complete. fucking. moron.