Hey guys. Its my birthday. I'm 29 years old today

Hey guys. Its my birthday. I'm 29 years old today.

Its pretty depressing.

dem tities always cheer me up, have moar?

only thing thats depressing is that u arent posting nudes

Welcome to the club.

Congrats, i'm 29 in a few days.
What have you achieved so far?

39 is when it sucks dude

God tier titties. Very cute too!! Happy Birthday!

wow that chick is smoking hot.. have more of her? name soc media?

Most people are not going to achieve anything. So you are not alone.

autism

It sucks. 33 here. Its just going to get worse and worse.

You're a special kind of retarded, stalking, psychopath, aren't you?

Born in 1987. Mom is mentally ill. Dad probably doesn't know I exist.

Raised by parents. Anxiety and depression around 13. Drug use. Incarcerated at 16. Released at 20.

From 20 to 29 buy a house. Get a two year college degree. No friends or girlfriend though.

Life has been tough. But I'm doing ok

grats, i'm turning 22 on Halloween so the local cops are pretty lenient on my tomfoolery then.
if you want to cheer up a bit, go shoot up a school...it seems to work for everyone who does it.

30 really sucked for me. Happy birthday op

there seemed a certainty in degradation

Epic tits thread

you could say that.. but those same driven traits allow me to excel in life and make dough that most cant...

on the other hand yer the kind of guy that would rather talk to me when were all just trying to see some tits..

good day sir

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Life is easy. I hit 35 this year but figured it out a while ago. Don't take shit from people and follow your passion on any scale you can afford with your current time and money. Start small and when you get established go big. and tell anyone who stands in your way to fuck off.

That's great, better late than never.
Friends/Gf will come over time.
Find a hobby, find other people who have same hobby, meet etc

You're in the middle of your life. How does it feel?

Raised by grandparents

Pretty solid advice.

That's how I started my business and moved out of that one horse country.

Happy birthday.

The whole jail shit fucks you up. My fucking probably soon to be cunt ex wife sent me to jail on a "he hit me" bullshit case. I accepted a plea bargain and got out in 4 days. I lost my job, my license to do my job, got a criminal record thats hard to explain. We used to get shitty ass toilet paper in jail. At home i would use huge wads of toilet paper to wipe my asshole. In jail they issued you a roll of t.p. mine was 1/4 left and i had to time my shits so i wouldnt run out. I still cut the t.p. into the precut squares they come in...just so i dont run out...6 years later. I havent had a stable job since it happened in 2010. I pretty much give up and let this cunt ruin my life. I envy you being single with no kids.

I'll probably live past 58. Though the final 15 years will probably be really lonely and sad

I'll be 36 in two weeks. I really need to start thinking like this.

29 here turning 30 in December reporting in.

hello

i want this in between those

49 is when it sucks man

>bitching about four days

I was locked up three years and four months

Jesus OP, izzat pic you? That girl looks like she hasn't been milked in weeks!

ebin thumbnail thread

tits or gtfo

yeah but past 60 you can't do shit.

you stupid fucks are probably lurking on your phones. girl is cute but her tits are photoshopped as fuck. go back to your waifu pillows

That's what I just said you fucking retard

OP, you're about to enter your 30's... The best decade of your life. Cheer up!

It can always be worse.

Be 35 yr old Virgin through various reasons mainly being overweight, socially awkward and having a small dick. After years on here I develop a trap fetish, decide that I'm too embarrassed about my small dick and body too visit a female escort so I'll try a trap escort. At least this way even if my babby cock won't do, at least I can get off from my getting my prostrate rammed, (Every holes a goal even if it's mine getting cocked). As I said socially awkward awkward to fuck so trying to arrange it was a nightmare, eventually find a 10/10 say fuck it and arrange to go round after work. Eventually find her apartment after driving around for ages and go knock on her door all the while sweating like a rapist, she tells me to relax and strip off and lie on the bed, she gets naked and starts to rub my cock outside my underwear, 3 seconds at the most and I've shot my muck. I feel like shit and start to realise I'm potentially going to get bummed and I freak out and leave.

Tldr. paid a trap, albeit a beautiful one good money to basically make me Cum in my boxers.

No one gives a fuck about your opinion when you have no reading comprehension to understand an anecdote to relate to OP, shit for brains.

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gratz bro, I'm 35 and just working on starting my 3rd business. Other 2 were going well but I fucked up and spiralled out partying. So get your idea, focus and don't be impatient but most of all don't go mental when you hit your first 250k keep it going and celebrate when get your first million

You fucking mongoloid spaz. OP said hes a manguy faggot.

Tits with timestamp or get the fuck off

But my waifu pillow broke up with me.

It was tired of all the hentai fantasies and decided to go out and get blacked instead... : (

I took it more as "It only took 4 days"

I met a 29 year old guy last night, and he was a cool pupper. Don't worry none

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well you're already lonely and sad. I don't see anything new over there.

good job

Happy birthday brother. I'll drink one for you tonight.

I've been close to starting my own business (mechanicfag) but everytime I look into it seriously my bottle goes, and I convince myself I'm not good enough to make it work.

Orewa...OCHINCHIN GA DAYSUKI NANDA YO!

Its my birthday too.I am 21 now.No one has wished me till now.Birthday's are the most depressing day of the year :(

I was in the pokey for 3 hours once on a contempt charge. Didn't poop.

shut up faggot.

it's just any other fucking day.

it's only depressing because you've built up in your head how everyone should wait on you hand and foot, just because the unlikely happened and you were born.

It's the demonstration that no one really cares about you, like the other 364 days of the year, the only difference is that today, it matters .

i appreciate that

lol

what the fuck did you do to get locked up for 4 years as a minor

murdered my parents

fuck off I was asking OP

selling dank memes on the dark web

Happy birthday. I'd be happy to relieve your depression for a while - I'm sure you'll get better with time. Age is just a number. Enjoy, don't drink too much, and have fun. Judging from your picture, you'll not lack for companionship.

>Age is just a number
don't tell him that.

he'll be scouting pussy at the local highschool if you tell him that

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP, YOURE STILL A FAGGOT

Involved in stealing a woman's purse. See murders and rapists get less time. Not bitter though :>)

> "Involved in"
> Still doesn't take responsibility

Wow, same age and birthday buddies.

You are not alone ;_;

We are all alone.

I do take resonsibility. The other guy yanked it from her hands. I deserved to be punished. It was just excessive due to my age,lack of prior offensives and part I played

This will make u feel better

I'm turning 29 this year too. Should've killed myself last year already.

gonna print this out on some double-wide and start keeping track

To be honest I agree i'm just trolling you.
I turned 29 only a week or so ago, so I feel your pain and this is my way of trying not to think about it.

> (

Just be thankful you're not a 30 year old woman. Their value free falls. You can be a 50 year old guy and still be crushing young hotties

who is she?

Crushing is probably the right word, since after 25 my metabolism just stopped.

Do people on here even live that long?

Well it obviously takes more work to stay in shape as you get older

44 here. My GF is 27. Been with her for 3 years.

Just dont suck at life and stay in good shape and you're gonna be fine.

>it helps if you're not ugly though.
>pic sort of kind of related.

>being 20-something
>depressing
you're gonna love the next decade. the older you are the smaller a percentage of your life 1 year becomes. time feels like it's accelerating. i was 29 a few weeks ago, now i'm 37.

yes. it always helps to be attractive.

thanks for your advice.

Fuuuuuuuck dont say that shit man.

There's people on here in their 60s. I honestly think I'll live to be over a 100, purely because I feel like I'd be happier dead but wouldn't take the easy way out so I'll end up having a long miserable life.

>it helps if you're not ugly though.
yeah i know that feel. 6ft3 and grils say i look like colin farrell.
gf is only 2 years younger than me at 35, but that's because i wanna be with her. ex was 23. before her, 16. both while i was in my 30's.
feelsokman.
yeah it's really shit. i just got drunk the whole time.

I wonder what would happen if all the 29+ anons got together and tried to do something worthwhile. Like fight for some worthy cause before our pointless existance comes to an end.

More likely it would just be a gay tho.

>i was 29 a few weeks ago, now i'm 37.

Hey OP, are you Devin? It's also my friend's 29th today. Happy birthday anyway, you're the youngest right now than you ever will be again. So take advantage