>in japan >smoking on balcony >hear hair dryer >looks across the road at the other flats >see a naked japanese woman >looks for a bit while smoking >she sees me >looks away >looks back, she is still drying hair >she thinks for a bit.. >lays on the bed and closes blind >finishes smoke goes inside >gets on Sup Forums >this thread
what do Sup Forums? when i see her next should i say something?
Chances are ill see her again and ill get creep shots.
flat ass and hairy bush
Alexander Hughes
creep shot
Colton Watson
Will do user,
Chase Rodriguez
Approach her? bang?
Colton Williams
I'am considering it. Any suggestions on what to say?
Levi Price
You have nice titties is a nice way to start a convo.
Joshua Morgan
aw hell yeh, Not bad user.
worth a shot.
William Powell
bump
Jeremiah Thomas
Go up to her and tell her the Hiroshima bombings are the bomb. Instant pussyz
James Johnson
have modest box of chocolates and spring boquet delivered.
Samuel Perry
i think i might just buy her a bottle of wine and flowers she is abit older maybe 37-40
Gabriel Collins
Ask her if she wants so try out your hair dryer.
John Miller
>i think i might just buy her a bottle of wine and flowers
Hah! Fag.
Aiden Stewart
start small talk with her don't lead to going out or anything. looks like rain hope you have an umbrella etc. keep it short and sweet. tell her the start of a funny joke or cheese one. write the punchline on bedsheet and hang it on your balcony.
Benjamin Cruz
> tell her the start of a funny joke or cheese one. write the punchline on bedsheet and hang it on your balcony.
nigga that's some next level cringe you got there
Colton Jones
see how things go eventually ask her out with the bedsheet messenger
Alexander Martin
cringe or not I get laid.
Connor Hughes
>tell her the start of a funny joke or cheese one. write the punchline on bedsheet and hang it on your balcony.
Wow, you're a cringey tryhard. Holy shit, kill yourself right this second.
>see how things go eventually ask her out with the bedsheet messenger
OP, only do this if you want her to laugh AT you.
Benjamin Baker
>cringe or not I get laid.
Your dakimakura doesn't count.
Hudson Walker
she is at least 40 im not doing cringy shit ill just invite her to my place for a drink
Gavin Lewis
cringey try hard? is this a new meme? in any case in the real world it's what one would consider cute, granted all women prefer different tastes but any who would not think of you highly after this are basically ain't shit bitches.
Jose Perry
dakimakura I am not familiar.
Grayson Gonzalez
lel the cringe is strong with this one
Wyatt Hill
or you could not be a "cutesy" faggot and just have an adult conversation with a woman instead of trying that cringy teen romance movie shit, will go much better for you
Jaxson Foster
Holy fuck, anyone got sauce on the chick in the photo?
James King
>cringey try hard? is this a new meme? in any case in the real world it's what one would consider cute, granted all women prefer different tastes but any who would not think of you highly after this are basically ain't shit bitches.
Four anons, including OP, have called you "cringey". That should tell you something.
And no, it's not cute it's m'lady-tier and weird. It's something an autistic would think is romantic. Seriously dude, you're talking about writing messages on a bedsheet to someone who is basically a stranger . . . horribly cringey.
Dylan Young
hahaha, screencapped this
That's bad even for 5chins
Cameron Stewart
>reverse image search is hard herpa derpa
its Hara Mikie
Landon Wright
>but any who would not think of you highly after this are basically ain't shit bitches
They'd think that you're highly Autistic.
Brandon Flores
OP here,
Agreed
Also im outside again. she is clearly still awake. See the light on in her room.
Stay put ill take some shots outside
Charles Harris
>Stay put ill take some shots outside
Take some pictures of her furry muff, if you can.
John Evans
I wish user I thought about taking creep shots earlier but I didn't want to go back inside to get my phone
Either way photo of her room, She is still awake hopefully she comes out for a smoke,
Joshua Allen
where in japan?
Evan Gutierrez
Nakano In Tokyo
Kayden Davis
I'm in osaka never had something like that happening to me lol
btw, I'd just hint about what happened if you ever happen to meet her, worst case scenario she'll just ignore you, and nothing will be lost
good luck
Lincoln Williams
Yovuerism is pretty common in Japan, But yeh I won't be an ass and be like ayy nice tits wink
I think if I see her I'll just say hey I mean we are neighbours and she was drinking wine earlier from what I could tell
No harm in a few drinks
Landon Walker
>I'm in osaka
Are you a ritu piggu? If so, how did you get a job in Osaka? I'd really like to work in Japan, ideally Tokyo or Osaka, I was looking into teaching English.
Anthony Campbell
Do do it, If your wanting to do it because teaching is a passion then go ahead
If you want to do it as an easy ticket to Japan + job,
Bad idea Travel first Come back and study Japanese If you are under 30 you can get a student visa
Much better imho if your young
Brody Thompson
Do not do it* correction..
Josiah Morgan
yeah, I mean, don't be a creep about it, but you should use the situation in your favour
I'm italian, if you're a native english speaker there's almost no way you can't find a job in the field as for me, I jumped between baitos, and teached italian and english in many schools, for the first year with a visa obtained through weird means, then I started working in just one place, and just got my second visa sponsored by my boss (I teach english to kids and adults, eikaiwa afternoon school) I like the job, I get a decent amount of money (for italian standards lol) and have enough free time.
but I don't have any suggestion, I was just lucky on many levels.
Brandon Fisher
>Do not do it
Oh? Why not?
I've never taught before but I have a TEFL cert, a BA and an MA. I'm still not sure about what I want to do in terms of career. I was thinking of either doing a PhD or teaching abroad for a few years.
Aiden Collins
>I'm italian, if you're a native english speaker there's almost no way you can't find a job in the field >as for me, I jumped between baitos, and teached italian and english in many schools, for the first year with a visa obtained through weird means, then I started working in just one place, and just got my second visa sponsored by my boss (I teach english to kids and adults, eikaiwa afternoon school) >I like the job, I get a decent amount of money (for italian standards lol) and have enough free time.
I'm Icelandic but I speak native-level English and fluent Danish and Norwegian (obviously native Icelandic too).
I've never taught before and have always had a boner for Japan.
Michael Roberts
I'm and honestly, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't do it. Well, you'll most likely won't have a big career like that, but if you like japan, it's the easiest ticket there. And if you already know you'll do it for just a few years, go for it.
Julian Stewart
the issue is that to get a visa to teach in school (for example, being and ALT), you need to be native (and by that, they mean that when you went to school, they were teaching you everything in english, for 10 or something years)
but, if your level is ACTUALLY native like, you can just lie. They won't check.
Japan is cool, but you must be prepared about the shit sides of it.
I live my life here enjoying the goods and ignoring the bads, and that's the only way one can survive here.
Liam Rogers
>the issue is that to get a visa to teach in school (for example, being and ALT), you need to be native (and by that, they mean that when you went to school, they were teaching you everything in english, for 10 or something years) >but, if your level is ACTUALLY native like, you can just lie. They won't check.
When I speak English people think I'm British - I don't even have an accent.
I have a very Icelandic name (Thorbjorn Olafsson) though, would I be discounted immediately?
>Japan is cool, but you must be prepared about the shit sides of it. >I live my life here enjoying the goods and ignoring the bads, and that's the only way one can survive here.
Racism? I heard it can be quite blatant.
>Well, you'll most likely won't have a big career like that, but if you like japan, it's the easiest ticket there. >And if you already know you'll do it for just a few years, go for it.
If I found a kawaii waifu there I might change my mind, but yeah 3 years max is what I'm thinking. I'm not massively career-minded, I think it's more important to enjoy life.
Benjamin Hernandez
nah, japanese are really stupid when it comes to other countries. if you say "in norway we study in english" they'll just believe you or something lol. you can make up almost anything, you could fake a college degree and they won't notice.
racism, bah, sometimes I feel the "gaijin field" around me, but it's understandable and bearable. the thing is, japanese society is rotten, and most japanese people suck. like, suck hard. my trick is, I don't deal with japanese people, almost AT ALL, outside of my working hours. my boss is american, and that helps me a lot not feeling absorbed in the shitty japanese society.
Blake Thomas
>japanese society is rotten, and most japanese people suck. like, suck hard. >my trick is, I don't deal with japanese people, almost AT ALL, outside of my working hours. my boss is american, and that helps me a lot not feeling absorbed in the shitty japanese society.
In what way? Can elaborate on eveyrthing you dislike please? That sucks. :/
Sorry if I'm asking too many questions, but it's really helpful
Elijah Taylor
write me here, [email protected] the thread is going to die soon lol
Austin Evans
>lel
Please kill yourself now.
Camden Richardson
>Please kill yourself now.
no u
lel
Connor Smith
In Japan they have laws to skin you alive for that kind of shit. Beware!