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Those people on Dallas, my sides, ref has fucked you
If it said sheets instead of whites then it would be better as it would be like spreadsheets
Twice it looks like
How do you do this? Are there a bunch of Peruvians sitting in a room constantly refreshing looking for new threads?
MLS is so hard to bet on, the games are so open.
It's fucking ridiculous. The ball was a good yard over the line, then that offside call was dreadful too
Theme of the day
Absolutely shaking at my losses today, so I went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea. That will cheer me up I thought to myself, at the kitchen table was my wife and her son. Jokingly I asked what he had bought me for fathers day, they swiftly turned around and looked at me with disgust. He isn't your son so he didnt have to buy you anything my wife said, they both chortled to themselves. I quickly made my brew and returned to my office, still hearing them joke about me. As I entered I saw another bet had lost, I could feel the pain right down to my cock cage, I have now stared into the abyss. I'm now sitting here, my wife's son is on the floor bleeding, remnants of my cup embedded into his head. My wife is screeching, I whispered into her rancid ear happy fathers day. It's over lads I can see the flashing blue lights.
What is this GAY AS FUCK chanting in the MLS Dallas game.
Also, how was that not a GOAL ?!?!?
Because >MLS officiating
Portland Spartans is worth a small. 1-0 up at 1.72
Not much to seperate the two teams and rball is quite even.
I'd be less miffed if it was close, but you could've fit another ball in the space between the goal line and the ball
Wish I could cash out and back Kansas City. Dallas denied a reasonable penalty shout
Just bet double your original stake on Kansas then watch a draw roll in
This melt on sky news. Actually cringing hearing his voice and him saying "It's the 21st century".
Glad to see my short zverev story doing the rounds here's my other
As my bet draws to a close I begin to shake, a cash out value of thirty six pence is being offered as pity for the impending early stroke I will have due to gambling. A single tear rolls down my withered cheek, I know what must be done. I briskly exit the house, passing my wife's son in the hallway. I enter my 2006 Renault megane, insert the key into the ignition and drive off not buckling my seatbelt as there is no need for it today. I'm heading toward the coast, where I will soon become surrounded by the crashing waves.
I arrive, I take a moment to reflect on my life. All the errors leading up to this, the brisk times of happiness, my wife and her son. I put the car into gear and head towards the edge of coast, crashing through the barrier I land in the ocean. At the last minute I check my phone to look at my bets, I see that the last one has been voided and I have had my money returned to me. A smile begins to appear on my tired face as water slowly fills the car.
fucking hell dallas
ITS 2016
It's [current year]. Why do people still have opinions in [current year]? I mean come on guys [the sun has orbited the Earth 736344 since the birth of Jesus] it's time to think like I do.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
This is actually fantastic. Save them for times of need. When the whole of /bet/ is dac.
>mfw americans have hydration breaks instead of water breaks
I don't think this gallon cola guzzlin league is for me
Nice meme
This is what he's saying paraphrasing " why do people keep saying Hitler would want us to leave and that Churchill would stay in, they've been dead for 60 years. Come on guys, it's the 21st century, the year of the cuck" Awful nasal voice as well.
>I can see the flashing blue lights.
especially enjoy this bit pal.
It's dumb because both Hitler and Churchill would want to leave.
Now I am become DAC, the destroyer of bankrolls.
>Churchill would want to leave
Pmsl another mong taken in by the Leave campaign lies. Learn some history, you shelf-stacking greaseball.
Want death.
Have sex you freak.
Can't help but to giggle at how poorly this officiating is.
>tackle guy in box, no penalty
>dive in the box, give penalty
What a time to be alive
Excellent retort, my sociology-studying friend. You'll go far in life! Tears!
tears baddy!
pmsl great op
Fort lauderdale and vancouver please win.
Even if Brexit happens, living in NI we have ability to hold both Irish and British passports.
Not that I would ever hold that scum muck Brit passport anyway.
We are still EU citizens being Irish so can freely travel about, no visa.
BUT
NI will be fucked financially by a Brexit
>Irish nationalism
Fuck off potato
maybe you can finally become self sufficient instead of leeching off Britain and Europe pmsl
>NI will be fucked financially by a Brexit
Why?
they get a lot of EU handouts
he dooesnt realise contries existed and prospered before there was a huge European socialist experiment
>implying a Brit passport isn't the 2nd most best one to have in the world
BDF finishes 10-0+
Travelling with friends who have a Brit passport over the last 10yrs, I can hand on heart say the Irish passport has been better. Especially in Asia
You know who else suffers?
A heroin addict if you take away his drugs. Do you think that this shouldnt be done?
You will suffer and then get better and prosper. This is what happens with every reduction of government power. Now go have sex.
It really doesn't but I am not against a small on that handi
Stop pretending to be Irish and ruining our good name abroad you cunt
Fuck up you free stating knacker
Off yourself you inbred mentally deficient orange bastard
>Irish flag
>Calling someone inbred
Ironic to the extreme ya potato munching nonce
WHITECAPS PLEASE. ON MY HANDS AND KNEES. CAN NOT TAKE ANOTHER LOSS.
Which places in Asia charge less for visas than for a Brit one? I've been all over that part of the world and never come across any.
>It really doesn't
As evidenced by the UWI-Pinelands game, there are A LOT of Turks in Barbados. This ends in a silly score.
>juveguy absolutely drifting away from top 3 in the TT competition
I mean I know he hits a 100/1 shot in the final and still wins but I'm enjoying this
>Euan doubting a BT large
Oh dear
Love it if we could cut you tossers off.
Pinelands statred the game with 7 players though
>le dont post the info and act smug when he's finally winning man.
Ok pal, whatever helps you sleep at night. You could get your own trip and tip if you felt you were actually profitable rather than hiding as user so you dont need to take responsibility for losers
£60 off £2k what's the bet to send me into the 2 thousands (I posted the other day saying that I'd just reached four figs so it hasn't been a bad week lol)
Pmsl ANOTHER easy nibs there
ive given up. it's a terrible CS memefest tourney
VANCOUVER WHITE CAPS IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVOUR I COMMAND YOU TO SCORE.
Please hit a massive long shot in the final though, the scenes will be incredible
Good one pal. Remember to make a note of that on in your notebook
PMSL got him SO good, bet Euan is pulling a proper angry glare at the screen right now KEK
just for you......
After your back from butty shop fancy shinin me boots govna'?
why are girls such memes lads?
>messages me "I have no intention of talking to you again but do you miss me?"
pmsl
It's been 3 days. Why are TT not putting my wins up.
Tell her to PLEASE have sex
Do NOT reply.
PLEASE reply "Who is this?"
Just post a link to this thread
Juve. Going to need you to explain your employment status.
Can someone correct me if I'm wrong on who wins each group.
England need to WIN, or if they draw they need Wales to draw or lose.
Germany NEED to win and ensure that they don't concede. IF they draw, they need Poland to draw as well.
Spain need to WIN or DRAW
Portugal need to WIN.
These are the teams I have to win each group stage, got £200 at 12/1 on it. Only one I'm worried about is Portugal as they have been utter dog shite.
She's a bit of a slut, interesting girl though.
I am replying but only out of boredom, no intention of getting with her.
too late soz mate
LARGE ON CAVS MONEYLINE
>England need to WIN, or if they draw they need Wales to draw or lose.
No. They need nothing. Officially they need a draw but it would be mathematically almost impossible to gout even with a loss.
The rest I cba to work out for you.
Down so much today, any decent meme bets floating around? It's either gamble the rest of my money away or write more /bet/ stories.
Oh wait. to win the group. Er yeah win or a draw will do it if Wales fail to win.
Seek help.
We want to win because we want to face a 3rd place team.
No point taking it easy just to scrape through then end up facing some other top team.
Which losses?
>City of me
Any result is fine if Wales fail to win. But need a win if Wales win.
OSA -0.75 is THE rball addict bet of the night
wew
Shaking with joy. Would have written my will if they conceded.
Why is bet 365 not settling the fort lauderdale game? It finished like 3 0
Logged into my Unibet, buzzing after seeing a Hass tip. About to place a bet when I get informed that 10p is the minimum stake value and 4p will not suffice.
What's your paypal lad, I'll send you some money.
Anyone got a Hass song?
Tried to replace Euan with Hass in the Euan song but it doesnt fit, need a new one.
Actually laughed at this.
I bank at every 250 and start again from 20, got up to 80 then just threw most of it away on shit bets.
Was large on over 0.5 goals for the frogs.
This level of dedication for such a terrible gimmick can only mean you are SP
Could you send it to Skrill ...
Sorry pal. Pray for me for Trinidad to win.
NEED someone to recommend me a Bollywood film for the night.
Got a Pakistani girl coming over for films.
Where is HASS
207.5 under for game 7 today, reckon its worth a punt?
has anyone had success at the euros? lost the romania bet
So what's the official meme bet for the knockout stages lads?
Are we sticking with FH unders or shall we change to match goes to penalties or muggy corners?
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