Shoplifting thread

Shoplifting thread,
What's the most you have ever lifted and have you been caught?

I've never stolen anything.

225x4 with a few witnesses. i don't do single rep maxes. i'm too new for that shit.

Atleast use a real pictures

this is some shutterstock scenario and it makes me (a professional shoplifter) so angry

A professional child more like

kek

Porn mostly, in my younger days. Lots of porn and adult comixxx

>professional shoplifter

loooooooooooooool

>proffesional
>shoplifter
Pick one

Stole panties from Walmart

I used to shoplift candy bars, drinks, anything i couldn't afford in my school days but now i've stepped up into shoplifting steam cards and other things, i would sometimes scratch off the code and take a photo of it then leave without any evidence sometimes.

I always would steal cases of water from Walmart. I would just put them under my cart and pay for the rest of the things. Never got caught, sorry.

Steam cards, but don't they like actovate them at the till

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I stole Nintendo games when I was 13 with a couple friends. Got caught during the 5th time or so. I took the case put it under the shelf and unboxed it while pretending to tie my shoe (every damn time). Then I'd put the cartridge in my shoe.

WINRAR POST NUDES OP

oh wait

In some shops but in places like tesco in ireland they have the code scratchable

grew up in a household where i had to save up to replace my shoes because i wore them so much the bottoms had holes.

been nabbing since i was pretty young, started with little stuff like chocolate bars at gas stations

in highschool i had a buddy and we'd watch each others backs, had fucking good strategies worked out.

wed do runs through nonlocal malls hitting as many stores as possible before skating away.

first and only time i was caught i was still in elementary. cam in my local corner store got me. parents didnt give a fuck of course and the owner was pissed but only banned me from the store.

didnt want to call the police on a kid who just grabbed a couple protein bars and some gum.

>water
Not Diet Coke, what kind of American are u

I SAID SORRY

kek

I put three extra pumps in my slush puppy once

Shoplifted like 5 headphones, food, those expensive ass pencils, and never got caught. Had a close call by those undercover people

Mods

No way you're putting up 225 in you're new. Unless you happen to be a fucking giant.

Samefag

Should I be taking notes?

Yes

Have you given up since or are u still at it

been lifting two years. i'm 41. i'm very green. things go slow at my age.

not so much anymore. I managed to get a stable job which was a miracle considering i dropped out of highschool to gain independence because my living situation was fucking disgusting and a needed to get away from all that bs.

after my buddy disappeared to school or whatever (never told me..) i turned to painting.

i know vandalism is degenerate and shit but i dont do it in public per say.

i make a point of finding weird spots and painting really trippy shit, having a creative outlet like this has undoubtedly saved me from turning to hard drugs to make me not want to fucking kill myself.

i dont care what other people think of it, because it has value to me and has been a powerful force in my life.

it gave me incentive to make real money. to get a job and be able to get out and do what i want instead of panhandling or stealing.

I never stole anyone thing that expensive, but I have pocketed thousands of dollars from my job over the years and stolen continuously from the places I have worked. Never been caught. Just can't be greedy.

More?

10 cd walkmans when I was a teenager valued at 79.99 at the time ..sold them to the pawn shop 2 stores down for $20 each did this once a week through highschool

For anyone looking for tips.

1. Don't look suspicious. Most people who get caught, look like scumbags. Be clean cut, clean dressed. Don't wear anything that stands out.

2. Be quick. Get in, get out. The longer you are in the store the more people see you.

3. Know what you are going to steal before going in.

4. Have an understanding of the store and how many employees the store has and how attentive they are. There are usually one or two try hards who care about shoplifters, most don't care, or don't have time to care as they are busy with their actual tasks.

5. In general most employees aren't allowed to confront or stop suspected shoplifters. They must first contact someone in charge, and the only way most places will stop you is if they actually saw you shoplift something.

A couple of chocolate bars. More for shits and giggles than anything else.

Looking back on it, I feel like a total degenerate loser.

they need to activate steam cards at checkout

Never gone niggering.

Steam cards aren't active until they've been scanned at the till.

as well, if its in a mall do not wander around. have a planned route and stick to it. know the emergency exits. maybe even do a pass before to learn where security hangs out.

dont look over your shoulder constantly like an idiot. if you think youre being followed use your phone screen as a mirror or pretend to take a selfie. if you are being followed speed up your pace, know where you're going, and once youre out of site book it. i like open staircases in multistory parking lots best, as on the first and second floor you can safely climb/drop if you have to.

More what?

when i was a teenager i worked in the stockroom at kmart. i stole a lot. few super nintendos dozens of radar detectors, games, cds. i eventually got caught and they said to list everything i took and they wouldn't get the cops involved so i did and i had to pay for it. was like 3,000. which was a pretty big nut for 16yo me.

Oh, another thing.

Never steal shit from stores that are in the bad area of town.

Those stores will always have security, and employees who are coached and trained about shoplifting.

Poor side of town = poor people = higher shoplifting rates = more security.

Rich side of town = usually free of crime = people letting down their guard = less likely to suspect anyone of shoplifting = less security protocols.

Painting question then

Do you sell your paintings, and if so for how much?

Also do you use turpentine all the time or only when finishing your pieces?

old man strength

You told them you stole $3000 worth of stuff? Damn that was fucking dumb.


The best way to shoplift is having a friend or you yourself work there as a cashier.

You can rob a place blind with that set-up.

I was a manager of a college type restaurant when I was in college. Owner was a drugged out drunk. Stole $20 bucks a night for booze and cigarettes. All the employees got all the free food they wanted. We all smoked weed in back good times.

what are ass pencils u stupid cunt fuck u

does money count? bacause over 2-3 years i'v taken about 15.000$

otherwise its only 2 beers.

When I was younger I stole at least 30 candy bars over the course of two years lmao

How'd u shoplift mone ain't like banks got it on da shelves and shiet

Fucking niggers

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Everyone shoplifts faggot don't pretend it aint like u do it either

Thieves are fucking scum

No they don't.

Yh I lifted some Hugo boss fragance from a dept store

I've stolen thousands and thousands of dollars worth of movies from Walmart.

Why not pirate

Femanon here, I've stolen all kinds of merchandise from retail stores. From clothes, craft supplies, to high end cosmetics to alcohol and energy drinks.
For a long time I could not find employment, so I started stealing food and toiletries from the grocery store here and there. It is extremely easy to shoplift if you do it right. I reckon I've lifted several thousands of dollars of merchandise over my career.
I have a job now though, so I don't really do it anymore.

You know those bubble gum stickers, I stole two from the package.

Better quality mainly.

Never something new, but where I work, there is a lot of moving stuff around, speakers, headphones etc. that nobody gives a shit about. stole used headphones valued at about 200 $, stole microphones, hard disks etc. Never got caught, listening to music from the headphones right now lol.

I have gone into places like Sephora and Macy's with a huge handbag and left with the bag almost bursting with product/clothes etc. Such a rush. Any females want tips, I can give.

I'm a trap so a chick with a dick but i mostly dress as a guy, do I take the items to the dressing room and conceal or another way

i stole the declaration of independence

>worked at a supermarket
>would steal jelly beans mid shift bc bored and hungry
>stole two whole pallets of stock by putting it on the wrong "truck"
I guess you could say I'm a criminal

yeah they said we know you've been stealing for a while if you leave anything we know about off the list we'll press charges. i was more afraid of my parents finding out than anything.

stole over 30 bottles of liquor from rite-aid in a 1 year span. Got caught but ended up running away lol.

8 bottles of liquor back in high school. No I didn't get caught either.