A girl living in my building invited me over to her place for a piece of cake after talking to her for 15-20 minutes at...

A girl living in my building invited me over to her place for a piece of cake after talking to her for 15-20 minutes at a social gathering. What are the 'standard' moves to get laid on the first date? I sense she wants the D../

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Make out with her you dofus

bump, she is like a 6/10 but I sense she must be nasty in bed. Help a Sup Forumsro out, haven't gotten laid in a while (mostly because of focusing 24/7 on other shit)

yes, but how? Like say she invites me to sit with her on the sofa, then it's pretty obvious. In case she doesn't, wat do?

Always start with a kiss. Then go for boobs, with clothes on. Then start removing clothes.

Are you sure she wants the D? Cuz if she wants a stable relation you may ruin your chances by doing that.

Eat the cake and while you do so shit your pants. Scream; "oh fuck I just shat in my pants" and ask her if she wants to kiss you now.

problem solved

I mean, I will adjust my expectations according to what I see. If I sense she wants long term, I'll play along for the first 2-3 times, which most of the times give me permission/legitimate trying to pull her pants and then I'll pussy out when things start getting serious. Ain't looking for no commitment rn.

typical Sup Forums tard response. Was funny in 1993. over 9000/10, fully expected.

works for me everytime

how about you stop trying to be funny (not working) and work on being helpful?

Also, I should mention that what I want to know is not the 'standard' moves to get laid on 1st date, more like the moves needed to get laid while in her apartment when you're sharing food.

Be cool, not too self confident. Ask her what she likes (activities, music, etc), be nice, make her laugh... That kind of stuff... If she want the D and invited you, she could take your pant off by herself. Don't be a jerk

It's pretty hard to fuck things up from this point on OP, she invited you over for cake. You could literally show up naked holding a cake over your crotch and still get the V, in fact.. bold is beautiful so I'd take that route.

But in all seriousness, Don't be the beta bitch faggot that you are and make sure to encourage physical contact within the first few minutes whether it be a hug hello or finger stroke on the cheek while you look at her intently prompting a kiss so that you don't land in the friendly zone, if you're a trained assassin like my self you can slip between both worlds as you choose.

TLDR; You're already guaranteed vag.

but what if she doesn't? I mean, you're describing the standard scenario pretty much. On the other hand, assume nothing happens and we go onto a second date, or whatever you wanna call it. What should I invite her for? Netflix? Go out for drinks?

It's funny that it actually never happened to me to get invited to her place as 1st date

>Put your dick in the cake
>Tell her to "get nasty"
>????
>Pringles

>>trained assassin

One step after another. Say things that let her respond Naughty but are not too obvious then Touch her but do it like it was not intended. When she Starts touching you too get it on.
When you want a relationship don't get a girl wich fucks on the first Date except you want a overused hoe.

Consider that it would be uncomfortable to have some chick you've fucked living close by, yes? Don't fuck close to home.

Can you not enjoy just being with her and eating cake? Do you have to think about fucking her? Jerk off first so your head is clear.

Knows what's up

that's what I wanna hear
Aside from the naked cake thing, that's probably one step too far, although I'm not one to back away from taking bold moves

And watch body language. Body turned your Direction playing with hair etc.
You can make a real Bad Joke if she laughes you are in.

Don't be stupid...If she doesn't want, you won't get laid

inb4 you're a rapist.

nah, would never rape a 6/10, probably not even for money

>Sit on her sofa
>Hey I want to show you this thing on my phone
>She sits next to you
>Put arm around her and show her the thing with your other hand
>Kiss her randomly at some point

Easy shit

wow, 25 and never had heard of this trick.
RIP me, I guess

That's pretty simple: She invited you... If she wants you, she will find a way, if she doesn't want you, you're screwed.

/thread

Post a pic of her face
Also just be yourself but be assertive

Ask if she wants to see a movie. Ask if you can lay next to her/lay your Arm around her/cuddle up or what ever Sounds smooth in your language.
Yes = just do it
No = she doesn't fuck on first date or just not you

OP dont be a pussy. Go over, be polite and friendly, and be alpha but not to the point of being an asshole. Make yourself likeable but don't try too hard, just conversational. You don't even need to fuck her on the first date. I mean, you can do things to make her think about you. Then wait like 1-2 days, give her a ring. Ask her if she wants to come over for dinner. Cook up something or order food, get a few bottles of wine. Put on some nice music or a movie...but dont make it too romantic.....just enough to get her drunk and act on any attraction she would have developed to u.

I am also around for a bout 5 more minutes if u need more advice OP

>Hey I want to show you this thing on my phone
>open up browser
> mless.com/50CD4C0

As long as you never comment about what's happening as it's happening, you should be good
When things get going, mention you like anal play and pull out the strappon

don't have her facebook or shit, only her number.
I guarantee you she is a 6/10, nothing special and slightly below average but funny. I don't know why you would wanna see her, it's not like I would come her and brag about getting laid with a 6/10...

alright, sounds like a solid plan. I always like to break any date conversation into 3 pieces: 1 introduction (what's your name, what school did you go to...), 2 getting acquainted (what movies do you like, where did you go on holiday), 3 getting personal (what was your childhood like, are you a dog or cat person, what are your turn-off in guys... idk, this one is different every time but the goal is always to get personal).

Any suggestions to improve this technique?

The standard procedure is:
- grab your cock
- put cock in pussy
repeat
- almost pull out
- push it back
until ejaculated

Yeah I have a suggetion.

1. Dont listen to fucking Sup Forums !
2. Stop over thinking shit.

Thats all you need to know. You are tying to lay out a plan and starts for something that u EXPECT to happen.

Just meet her, with no expectations ...
>"OMG, she talked to me! OMG she was nice to me! OMG she want to be alone with me = NOT she wants the D ...

Just meet up and be natural... dont think about some master plan and if you both want it shit will happen naturally ...fool

- rip English
- rip ordering (you missed a dashed line)
- go fuck yourself
- not OP

pretty much what this guy
says

Stick out your tongue and wiggle it

wow, you sound like my religious studies teacher from high school (he was a faggot)

of course there is a fucking plan you chimpo, that's men's responsibility. Women talk about shit happening naturally, but it you're a beta you won't ever get laid. Unless you literally share the same interests. So coming up with a plan is a way of improving odds. And fuck expectations, I ain't no man pussy who gets depressed if something goes wrong once in a while. I plan, I fail, fine by me.

Also in case you are a virgin and shit goes down, forget everthing you think you learned from watching porn ...

Will you stop at nothing? You're already getting cake

dude I'm fucking 25, why would I be virgin...

Yeah but I assume you know her name by now. If it's a 6, honestly i would say don't put in too much effort. I missed that part about her being a 6 earlier. How do you rate yourself though? If she's a 6 and you're an 8, you don't need to do too much.

I will ask my FWB about what she thinks about your bs.
You said it, you plan you fail.

If you cant handle real world advice, hood luck going home, fucking your hand. Maybe you should join some Pick-up fag loser forum.

Yup. It's ultimately and in every case up to her.

Unless you whine and nag ofc

looks like 8, quite fit and pretty face, only have height going against me really

GUYS I FOUND THE VIRGIN!

Ok first of all, you practically invited yourself over you creep.
Secondly, I never even said you could come inside. I mentioned that I baked a cake eariler and you asked if you could come by and get some later to try it.
I was just going to put some in a take away container, but you can pretty much fuck off now ok?

we're saying the same thing. I am not saying 'plan everything'.
More like 'go to a date by thinking a little about what could happen or the other person beforehand'.
Idiot for not realizing it

>dude I'm fucking 25, why would I be virgin...
heh, yeah...

Maybe bceause you are asking Sup Forums for advice... just vegeta ...

believe it or not, not everyone is a fucking loser here

>What are the 'standard' moves to get laid on the first date?

she allready made them

Alright. Don't worry about the height. And as other anons said, dont overthink it. Plan is to be natural, charismatic, and give her enough time to talk. But know when to come in the convo when its getting too friendly, because you dont want to get friend zoned. (you can be friends after you fuck her). So at those points you need to assert your alpha-ness. Dont brag or be too flashy. Wear a nice shirt or tshirt, smell good. Give off an aura of confidence and attractiveness. Alot of girls out there are lonely user, and she sought you out by inviting you over. Go figure!

agrees. Nothing wrong with logging good ans smelling nice. Just dont take a in shower in some 1$ Deo

thanks man. Will do what you said. I am natural most of the time, often witty and a little peculiar according to some chicks I met... shouldn't be too difficult.

>That's pretty simple: She invited you... If she wants you, she will find a way, if she doesn't want you, you're screwed.

Pretty much it. Don't press it, but don't cockblock yourself either.

You may have to wait for a second date, but you're pretty much in.

>not a loser
>asking Sup Forums for dating advice

I have my own ideas about dating bruh, just trying to get some new ideas by coming here. It's not like I would be hopeless otherwise

Immediate dick helicopter upon closing the door

Just rape the fuckin slut

OP here, I can't do helicopter, my dick is too small. I can only pin a slip of paper to a dashboard

Cool. In fact you can really get a good fuck relationship out of this user. Remember if you don't want a girlfriend, you can be friends with this girl, while both of you are seeing other people. And you can probably still get sex from her when you or her aren't seeing anyone. If you play your cards right this situation can be very favorable for you. Bear in mind though that all girls are crazy and you dont want to be fucking other girls and she's there outside of your apartment, knocking on your door. Females try to prey on men alot of times, and get them trapped. It's female nature that. So remain guarded throughout, and know exactly what you want out of this.

Also bring your own condoms.

He probably made it up on the spot, like you should do. I find I'm less nervous while trying to invent new ways than I would be following others they might have seen