Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!

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Faggots are furfags

Wait

Am I doing it right?

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nice meme

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Im not a lean mean meme machine like you.

i love it

Thanks Zary bby

Didn't mean it of course

Y'all gay faggots are ay okay

Fug me now

no problem, user

Too lazy for namesync

Dunno why it is deactivated anyways

Gotta buy me a pint first sailor.

well i'm unsure of who you may be then most likely due to being gone a while and since i'm tired as fuck

i guess i could post pictures

don't tell me what dicks i cant have

have all the dicks you want

squiiiish

sux

same

mmmmmmmmmmmm dicks

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Dank

he's pretty dank if you ask me

more bunny boys please

I'm sure that you would know if I were to write the way I usually do.

With all the punctuations intact and the likes of such.

Guess?

Plz?

Only got puppy boys here

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i most likely could but i'm pretty braindead at the moment

nemo in dreamland?

Guessing me is completely unhard-ish, I promise.

No skill or brains required.

uhhh
Vortex?

Yet I'm never gonna forgive you if you do not guess it right, of course.

Probably

Or something along those lines.

You win this time~

wat

I lift tails high as cliffs~

Hi vortex

ayy
good shit
only your own

I do not, I am the manliest dominant top of all time.

Hi there!
What are you up to?

My need for punctuation is too big, gives me away everytime I don't think about not using it to conceal my incredible presence.

Or something like that anyways.

How's it going?

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You're loaded again since I stopped going off and firing all my rounds and leaving none for home defense.

this statement seems... dubious

but do you have proof
eh, everyone's got their thing. i think mine is lack of capitalization and possibly other identifications i don't realize yet
i'm doing alright, just at home the rest of the day and about to go for a cigarette, how about yourself?

please ignore the content of my tripcode

;)

your jedi mind tricks won't work on me

>dicks are for chicks

NO! >:[ Dicks are for boys. Yum yum

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I AM THE DROPPER OF PANTIES, THE GREAT PENETRATOR, THE MIGHT OF MY PHALLUS IS SUNG ABOUT IN HYMNS OF OLD

i disagree!

Hehe!

Doing pretty good today!

Today I had a lab where I could commandeer this huge as fuck CO2 laser and engrave and cut all kinds of stuff, it was epic!

but that's haard

slurp slurp slurp

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

how are you doing, pistolfu

You POST?

wtf coffee is here

Mornin lads

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mornin

your tripcode

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y-yeah?

you have an upsettingly good point

you haven't been here forever

hello user

where you been

hows things?

that's okay, i'm not judging

Feeling like god because I destroyed all kinds of stuff with a laser today.

And I'm just happy in general.

Hbu?

I post about once a week ish

what do you mean where have I been? Around, working, filing police reports and frivolous lawsuits, that kinda thing.

Doing well enough
I hate to jump into someone else s conversation, but what kind of laser?

Oh sick. I know this isn't the same technology but the US is developing a railgun for artillery purposes. Could reinvigorate Reagan's old star wars vision.

I judge myself harshly enough.

I forgot that you existed off of my steam, norge.

>police reports
>lawsuits
are you pulling my leg
wowie zowie

that is unfortunate

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I thought coffee was dead and raped in some alley somewhere.

m i k a
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i love mika

I don't want to be a deviant homo anymore.

I chill with him on steam all the time. He's my norgefu, like vortex is my glockfu and you're my injunfu

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you are who you are, mate

It was a CO2 infrared class 4 laser in a photonics lab.

Still, lasers are cool

That's not an endorsement!

What was it being used for?

Nah, now such things going on, I thought the frivolous bit gave it away. Although while doing a system restore and attempted reconstruction of data for a customers ipad which had gotten some shitty ransomware we found out the guy had lots of cp on it.

Most people have

>Although while doing a system restore and attempted reconstruction of data for a customers ipad which had gotten some shitty ransomware we found out the guy had lots of cp on it.
Of course that would happen to you.

dude, yes

vitrification, cutting and engraving.


Yes!

The guy had even given us his name and contact info, which also turned out to be correct, plus his iCloud username and password, so when we handed the ipad over to the coppers they were mildly amused.

Lasers are incredible

Sorry that my answers are a bit short.
I'm in a surprise game of league

Vitrification is my new favorite word.

He didn't think to maybe NOT hand in the iPad full of CP?

accept it

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No. I will teach myself to be hetero.

The guy must be a moron, we even had him sign a wavier to allow us to open some of his things since it was reconstruction and not just a recovery job... He could have encrypted them, but didn't.

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That's not significant at all.