Hey, why don't you have a girlfriend user?

> Hey, why don't you have a girlfriend user?

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

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>Sup Forums

mostly psychosis and having spent half my adult life in prson

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Heres mine . Check my dubz

not looking and wouldnt know how to ask someone out if i wanted one anyway

Porn, video games, leading to social anxiety and constant panic attacks when I get close to finding a girl. Pretty much the story of first world countries.

What's the point? What do I get out of it?

Taco taco

I'm overweight

fuck off randy no one likes you

He's overweight.

I'm gay...

I do and I'm thinking of getting rid of it

I kinda went insane after my last girlfriend and love of my life cheated on me with her "just a friend" and left me for him.

I was already developing bipolar at that point and didnt have any friends so after she left I spent the next 2 years sitting alone in my room going more and more insane. Kinda dragged myself out of it a bit now with the right medication and exorcise but Im still kinda agoraphobic and untrusting/awkward with people. I can at least go to the gym and stuff now though so things are looking up. But a long way to go.

Because i'm gay?

A waste of time and money.

Have you met my good friend OP?

Already been said, faggot.
Damn, way to be original.
You're a real piece of work.

because i dumb her

cause my wife wouldnt like it

w-will you be my girlfriend? I l-like tall girls....

I've given up on most social norms.
Trying to stay incognito cause fuck people in general!

I prefer getting drunk and smoking weed with the few close friends I have, over everything in the world.

TL;DR: I have ASPD

I gave my heart to this girl while she had a boyfriend.

Once she dumped him, she disposed of me.

I can't love anymore.

Have had a couple hot girlfriends, Had sex, got it over with. Honestly its not as awesome as everyone says, in my opinion. I'd rather be a Jew and save money and Have nice things like a house (Which I currently own) and Toys (Cars, Computers, Guns, Etc) And not worry about someone owning half my shit. And its really nice not having any drama in my life.

Until someone comes along who can pull their own weight and looks decent. Then maybe that will change. But that seems to be a unicorn these days.

Because you don't have one either.

Rate?

Why user? I might do the same thing for a different chuck but it's complicated.....

Honestly they're exhausting. Steady pussy is fine, and from highschool til the end of college I always had a serious relationship. But now it's just like, fuck the hassle. Maybe I've just grown lazy but it's cool to be able to do whatever I want without ever getting yelled at for not texting someone back. The money saving is a bonus. I don't really want to have kids, and unless I fall hopelessly in love I don't exactly dream of marriage.

Also in the city tinder is pretty easy so I don't even have to go to the bar and spend money on over priced drinks to get laid.

Maybe I'm just cheap AND lazy. I'll fuck with it though

>I feel so honored to be the first comment

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>cheap and lazy

this

Did we just become best friends?

I stopped leasing a grill and signed the deal.
aint got a gf because I have a wife.

I have one, been dating 6 years. I dreamed of being single until I decided to cheat on her. I love her and all but fuuuuck it makes cheating so much hotter

> Cause I masterize lucid dreaming. Way better !

She literally texted me this earlier:

"I don't intend to go down that romance relationship road with you I just genuinely enjoy your company and want more of it."

Poetry. Hope y'all have a long marriage my friend

user you sound like a pretty fucking cool dude. With that attitude you'll excell at life

fuck off randy