trips decide how I quit my job at walmart tomorow
no illegal shit
Trips decide how I quit my job at walmart tomorow
just try and get away with doing nothing at all until you get fired.
>walk into walmart
>shoot self
Take a bag of flower and rip it open in the aisle and yell "this is for you Sam"
Page the store and quit.
>show up to work
>talk to your boss
>tell him you're quitting
>shake his hand, say goodbye to you colleagues and walk out
cum in the milk bottles
quit like a normal person
leave
Buy glitter and scatter it everywhere, in vents, inside books, put it in bottles of cleaning solution at random. Every little forgotten place should have glitter.
Re roll.
>set up the speaker system to play the "I hate fucking niggers" ducktales song after ~15 minutes
>quit
>leave and reenter quietly
>video it and deliver
Act completely still, saying nothing to nobody for the entire day. Act as if you are having weird visions or some shit.
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Walmart sucks fam, worked there for 2 years.
If there's no one you give a shit about there, just wait until the morning pep rally and take off your vest and walk away
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woah wait Walmart has morning pep rallies? The "we are walmart" video happens at every walmart?
shit on the bathroom floor
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Steal every copy of Fallout 4 and run around the store smashing them
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Walk up to manager
Call him a faggot
Say "I fuked ur mum" in british accent
Pick up apple
Throw it at first man you see
Run out of the store like naruto screaming "I love popsicles in my bleeding ass"
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i roll for this
why would you show up just to leave, that's what a phone is for
FLOUR, faggot.
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