You know what time it is!
You know what time it is!
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The ability to hover when in the presence of hydrogen sulfide
The ability to turn invisible when nothing is watching
the ability to fly 1 inch over the ground for 3 seconds every 87 years.
A girlfriend
Ability to season any food to perfection
The power to be invisible to the opposite sex in the mating pool
Oh, wait...
yup, you're a fag
the power to have an erection
the power to read your own mind
The ability to see through bread
thnx keked like a bitch
Winner
the ability to get gud at any game in less than a second.
The ability to always clog friends toilets
the power to lose your erection when you're about to have sex
the ability to see through glass
Considering that many opaque glasses exists, this can be pretty useful.
I want the power to make anyone fall over
The power to make cheese turn into cum.
The ability to distinguish between grey and gray colors.
the power to sexually attract any nonwhite woman
See through wooden doors.
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The ability to shit in perfect geometric shapes.
The ability to become a cute girl, but only if others will it.
the ability to be blind but only when I close eyes
the power to get dubs whenever I choose
The ability to charge your phone fully if it is a 100%
The ability to take a shit, if you are holding one.
The ability to turn off your computer, when it's already turned off.
The ability to remove normies from /b, when /b is already long gone.
The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking
The ability to point at a box of kush and have a joint appear directly into my mouth like a bucket of cocks swimming with the fishies uphill, swallowing dunkin' fishdicks with vanilla milkshake.
The ability to summon bottled beverages, but only Diet Mountain Dew.
Turn myself hungry
the ability to turn into a fish when im out of water lel
little flame on my finger so i can light stuff without using a lighter and get 20 seconds of admiration at partys
That one really got away from you at the end.
this is not useless.
Turn invisible when nobody is watching but than you stay invisible because nobody can see you at all.
Fly faster than speed of sound, but only upside down and backwards
I wish anytime I dropped something it'd explode gently like from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
The power to hold in a fart for an extra second depending on how many farts you've unleashed in public.
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the ability to turn stones into midget niggers with a down syndrome.
Power to absorb poops thru anus and regurgitate into Jew crackers
That's my power: YOU know what time it is all the time.
that's fucking useful. you could work in a top restaurant and earn tons of money.
Made me kek
to leap small buildings in a single bound
Fantastic
You're quite dim aren't you.
Can see through clothes but only in complete darkness
To leap small children in a single bound
the power to set off any metal/theft detector. even when naked or not stealing
Fuck minors without ever being caught
How is that useless?
I have the power to talk to furniture. Too bad it can't talk back.
The power to predict the outcome of a book you already know the plot of
The power to bluescreen my pc
Enjoy getting dissected m90
contributing to society
The ability to Do a super jump with my feet but only while doing a handstand
The power to self-dissect
immune to every third bullet
the power to deflect the 13th bullet shot into me
The ability to inhale oxygen and convert it to carbon dioxide
Premonition of your death after suffering a fatal injury
no one could ever see me blink unless I wanted to
Well, hes kinda got a point.
It's like stealth in video games, as long as your not seen before you cloak, youre good to go.
the ability to travel back to 80s tokyo once , in a lively night where the whole city is glowing, talking a walk trough all the streets, afterwards go up in a penthouse with a panorama window , through which i can view the city for hours while the wind blows around me, until i finally jump off the building before the night ends
comunicate with fruit
30 cm hovering for sick spins
actually, this could teach us A LOT. To the point of creating AI, and basically rendering further psychology research useless
To suck dick anytime yes I am a guy
The ability to plant thoughts in people's minds that are completely ignored.
The power to change sex
The ability to jumt up to 4 miles high but have weaker bones
the ability to make powdered water
The hability to stop any bullet but only 24 hours after it was shoot
Perfect
No risk, no fun (?)
a person does not need to see you in order to watch the place you're in...
so you get both darksight and see through? but thats cool
this is kekable
The power to turn wood into slightly harder wood.
the ability to close any thread, but only if you genuinely wanted to contribute
Let's see. Useless but still a superpower that I would want.
Distance viewing, limited range. Can only see things over a million miles from your location. Normal sight works fine.
wood guy here, youd be a trillionair
Ability to bleed out faster when I'm just about to die
>wood guy here
I always knew you existed..
No matter what, it always takes at least 5 seconds for me to remember my name.
i have this power
Immunity to poison ivy.
be able to cum on apples
Lmfaooo. Just be white dude ;)
so now you're unable?
*posts sad pepe*
the power to create light, earth, life and to tell said life it's wrong to masturbate