Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Punch the spike edition

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((hey everyone))

im back and im fucking livid

>claiming yume

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ITT: Pedophiles.

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Sanya Claimed

Just like Megumeme you will never be rid of your waifu switching
>Goat

/waifu/ has changed.

Shiro claimed.

Who is?

Best type moon claimed

Juuh elikkäs

Reborn Cirno claimed

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claiming. still here

everyone

Cirno is like 60 m8

What do you mean by that? Not me and not Yuno is a serial killer. You don't understand user.

Tomoko claimed

(You) for bait
>rattle rattle

She's also really bad at math
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Bums.

She literally murdered god. Like, twice.

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But she looks like 11. Why is that? Why do all these really old vampires and undead bitches all look like they still in gradeschool?

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N-no pedophiles here, sir. Just move along.

A new level of faggotry.

Well, I'm going to try and get some sleep. Good night/morning whatever to all.

>Thumbnail
You had one job

I need binoculars again.

Ich schätze. Aber ich versteh's nicht richtig.

Ist gut möglich. Aber ich kann kaum mein Gesicht zeigen ohne meiner Zeit beraubt zu werden... hmmm.

Which is a bit sad. People no longer value not burning to death in their sleep.

Am I late?

Just in time actually.

>Shiro

She did it for love not some sick fantasy/fetish serial killers have. And who cares if she murders already dying god. It pains me that Yuki is such faggot, all her effort quite in vain.

Hii (Sylvie claimed)

Considering I am here, no.

>checked
Yuuki is one of my biggest gripes with the show. Yuno saved it and made it enjoyable though.

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Gotcha

So noone is going to adress this issue, huh?

Oh.

Hi Tsuzu.

Kyouko.

Vampires stay the same age they were bitten
Idk for fairies

Loli vampires make you have questions?

What a fucking faggot.

I guess granny vampires are more your style.

That's a terrifying thought
I was lucky enough to only have calls where there's no big injuries involved. I hope it stays that way

How can you guys even live with yourselves?

Yay!

Yeah, because I don't want to fuck children, obviously I am into granny porn.

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Always nice to see you, Galko-chan.

If they don't want to die a terrible, fiery death they should pay you better.

claimed

There's plenty of cases of vampires/old spirits looking normal, Arc from Tsukihime is an example.

>children
Technically the vampires are over age of consent

But I live with my mom user.

Hey Sanya, what are you up to?

So what are you up to cutie?

Yeah, they just happen to look just like children. And you people jerk off to them.

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Well you are literally questioning something that is self explanatory.

loli-vampire somehow confuses you.

I figured old, decrepit women vampires would make more sense to you.

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Juri.

Breast friend.

Nice to see you too.

Maybe one day...
I'll go to a military college next year anyway, I don't mind waiting~

I'm playing some Rocket League with a friend. You?

>boobie brother.
You guys should just die.

Nothing much really, watching some videos and stuff. Maybe i'll go to sleep soon
What about you?

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Holst.

Hey Chen :3

Speaking of lolis, I'm back after a longer break from Sup Forums. Is it just me or are mods are randomly banning loli threads for no reason?

I seriously hope you sad guys just die.

Please unplug that pineapple from your ass.

clmd

Mods are retarded and random, news at 11.

Loli-vampires does not confuse me. It couldn't be more simpler. Pedophiles trying to circumvent wanting to fuck children. If only you fucks would admit it.

>Yuki is such faggot
I guess we can all agree on that. Total douche. Yuno does so much for him and he just keeps on bitches and not trusting her.
Only reason I'm not wishing for his death is because that may make Yuno sad.

How's it going?

>Rattle rattle

Galko, it's good to see you. How've you been?

Booby Brother.
Yari Yuri.

Still playing WoWs, nothing that interesting.
Probably not gonna go to sleep any time soon.

hey shane, how goes it?

>I really really like this picture user

A little busy, even more tired than usual. You?

How's your day been?

About to play League of Spaghetti. Maining support in EUNE is hardcore agony.
You are a kind and welcome person user.

One day we will all die.

There's a few people here that aren't completely lost causes

Actually I think there's only a handful of lost causes here... but I'm not so sure. Not here for the day threads that often.
It would be nice if someone of them got lives, or at the very least took their dick out of their hand.

Please end your fucking sad life, you hypocrite.

Good, haven't really done anything like usual, how have you been, other than tired.

No.
You guys are just lonely.

I've been up since 5AM, got out of work an hour ago and now I have the displeasure of attending a party to keep up appearances. Can't even get these scrubs to pop in SFV, what a joke.
>I came for the food
>Nobody says shit when skeletor walks out with 4 plates of food

Oh god, that sounds miserable. Who do you main?

I have a confession. Today I had to help my mom take picture from digital camera to PC, then sort some out and send to my cousin. She had booty shorts and cute ponytail hairstyle and took plenty of shots from behind. I got semi-hard with my mom sitting next to me and my cousin on the screen. I don't know how I feel about this.

its ok, i have pretty cute family

Did my placements with Janna/Malphite but my champ pool is large. Now stuck in Silver 1-2. And I know.. I should play solo lanes to carry myself out of this hell, but I just love supporting so much. +where are the good ADC's that climb out of there? In enemy team lol.

I am just unlucky. And I don't have friends so can't duo que.

I could help you sort out your feelings if you were to drop some of those pictures. Maybe 10 or 20 or so.

Nice dubs. Why are you calling me that, btw?

I've been busy, I guess. I spent way more time with my family than I wanted to yesterday.

That sucks. At least you'll get some food.

Do it.

Im desperate at this point

KAMINA
ARE YOU HERE KAMINA?
WE MISS YOU KAMINA
COME BACK TO HG

Wew.