Official Pirates vs. Cubs Thread

Pittsburgh Pirates

1. John Jaso (L) 1B
2. Gregory Polanco (L) RF
3. Andrew McCutchen (R) CF
4. Starling Marte (R) LF
5. Jung Ho Kang (R) 3B
6. Josh Harrison (R) 2B
7. Jordy Mercer (R) SS
8. Jacob Stallings (R) C
9. Jameson Taillon (R) P

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Chicago Cubs

1. Chris Coghlan (L) LF
2. Jason Heyward (L) CF
3. Kris Bryant (R) RF
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
6. Miguel Montero (L) C
7. Addison Russell (R) SS
8. Javier Baez (R) 3B
9. Kyle Hendricks (R) P

Anyone know why the Cubs are wearing weird uniforms?

Thanks for starting the thread, I was just looking for it.

>Heyward didn't gidp

Something is wrong with him lads

Blue for Father's Day

It's Father's day so I imagine it's "baby blue to support prostate cancer awareness" bullshit

>tfw everyone is watching dunkhoop instead of baseball

It looks like black for mourning.
I suppose some people mourn on Fathers Day.

Go Cubs!

>game going on at the same time as the NBA Finals game 7

JUST

Da Cubs

Flipping there for ads.

Hi Sweden bro

West New Africa vs East New Africa.
Really don't care that much.

Man that Pirates pitcher is really sweating

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It's confusing me into thinking the Cubs are playing the Blue Jays

>Monday, Wednesday, and Sunday baseball are all Dodgers next week

What the hell is going on with ESPN?

I was thinking there was something wrong with the cameras, video, my tv. Instead it's all about has someone felt up your dad recently.

>30 pitch first inning

>33 pitch first inning

Go Buccos tbqh

Chocotaco Cobbs

just hit my 35th vote

15 votes in. This is going to take forever. I'm going full random on the AL though.

Who international Cubbie here? I know I'm not the only one.

isn\t costa rica basically america these days

but hello

Space Pirate

Here familia.

wow it actually paid off

Baez!

Dingers.

B A S E D
A
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Z

That's Puerto Rico.

Oh. Shit. That's a little embarassing.

>trading schwarber

not a fucking chance

Lets go pirates
>watching ape hoop.

This is fantastic!

>kansas shitty

C'mon Swedcuck get your facts right.

Nice Ecu

did Rizzo fuck her

Sorry m8 I am not good on central america.

God I hope so

West new Africa is winning right now I just checked.
>West Coast winning a sports game
>Ayy lmao its riot time

looks like just about everyone has figured out they can get away with stealing when miggy is catching

Another strikeout. Stop molesting us cubs

I'll take Grandpa Rossy over miggy any day

K-BOOM!

Dinger!

D I N G E R S
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S

Back to back jacks!

BRYZZO GOES BACK TO BACK

B R Y Z Z O
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Welp gg in going to keep watching this. Apehoop is bad

DINGER HOUSE

>righty lefty

Anyone got that Cubs "yes it's DINGERS?"

>Bryzzo has dingered together in 5 games this season

MVP when?

>Warming up the bullpen in the 3rd

Comeon pissburgh

BALK HAHA

Goddamn it

Thanks for ending our suffering ref

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Gotta pitch it a little better gotta hit it a little better

Heyward calls off Zobrist then doesn't catch it

that was a bad call but fuck rodrigayz

I'm a cub fan and I'm calling umpball on a out in our favor.

11Ks, not bad.

If Hendricks gets 20Ks I'll eat dog shit. Screenshot this post.

He's called some outside strikes but he's been fair. Baseball shouldn't take a million years.

That's revolting. I'd rather watch dunk hoop than watch that.

Another strike. You better deliver

You better livestream that.

My dad was diagnosed last March. Finished treatment in October. Now he's good. Health insurance is pretty great if you have it.

I'd like a persistent strike zone overlay on the telecast that's a different color and shows the zone that's being called that game.

Most people have it

Yeah that would be better

>tfw don't

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Tfw family so poor I haven't been to the doctor or dentist in 10 years.

Might have cancer tbqh

Haha, same. I know I have a couple tiny cavities on my molars that I've been keeping an eye on. Need to go this year for sure and put it on a credit card or something.

How do you not qualify for Medicaid?

CONTRERAS

>Lol foul bats

ARE YOU FUCKING

Well that wa unexpected

FEELS FUCKING GOOD BROS

WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES

FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE ATDINGER!

Well goddamn. Holy shit Contreras

HOLY SMOKES YES!!!!!!

Gratz

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

Probably not black

how much of the Cubs current success is due to Epstein?

THIS FUCKING KID!!!!!

FIRST

FUCKING

PITCH

Unreal

Swedenbro what brings you to being a Cubs fan

warriors up 2

I do, but every one on the list of possible docs is indian

Bandwagoned the bulls in 99. Went to Chicago a few years later and picked up cubs and bears.

Baseball more fun than american football so I don't watch nearly as much bears.

Pirates are so useless that they need to start a regiment of pilates to matter.