I was at my house today and after a long night of drinking at a party I spent the whole day sleeping. Woke up around 7pm. An hour later my doorbell rang. I looked through the peephole and saw 2 cops and some guy. Opened it up. They asked for my ID and later said that they had 7 calls of people saying that I was flashing girls and then waving a them through the window. I couldnt believe it. I asked them are you sure it was 7 different people or just 7 calls, cause I do have some trouble with the owners of the building. They said we just look at the call count.
So I obviously denied it. The police gave my ID back and said we will let the building owners know. Now Im pretty sure this will spread across the building but I didnt do shit. I also live with my family and they'll probably find out aswell and I have no idea how to explain this to them, because I have no idea where the fuck this is coming from. I dont understand this. Im having trouble going near the window looking on to the street now. I cant leave my house because Im pretty sure everyone will harass me if I leave or enter the building. Wtf do I do Sup Forums?
Brandon Jackson
Kill yourself OP
Jackson Miller
Didn't read. Hope you like prison food and penis
Colton Powell
>Opened it up
First mistake. Nothing good comes from talking to the cops.
Austin Williams
Be proud of yourself. Let the penis hang free for all to view.
Nolan Jones
I thought of that but they could just return later, and ven worse, when the rest of my families here and talk to them aswell.
Luis Flores
I love Sup Forums
Anthony Russell
If you can figure out who called it in, go and actually flash them your dick. You're already in trouble for something you didn't do, so why not just make sure you're being punished for something you actually did?
Chase Martinez
OP is a weenie wagger.
Oliver Rivera
I don't like both those things. HELP ME YOU FUCK.
William Taylor
Good point
Jacob Clark
Sounds like you had some idea why they were there.
Parker Baker
Welcome to manhood. The matriarch of power hungry modern feminists want men labeled as perverts. Their narrative is that men are more likely to rape and have perversions and women love being a victim to get attention and fit in with the rest of their empowered friends. This is the world we live in. This is the reality.
Christopher Peterson
yeah but the cops have nothing of me because I didn't actually commit the crime, they will then. Then Ill be in prison and will have a record for the rest of my fucking life.
Gavin Nelson
>trouble
Op isn't in trouble. They can't arrest you for he said she said, otherwise they would have. They just harassed him a bit so he'd knock it off (if he was doing it. )
Evan Clark
>prison
Where do you live, Syria?
Xavier Cruz
well thought it had to do with my use of drugs.
Ethan Clark
They cant do shit if you were inside your house. Like i want to move around naked, it's your fucking problem for peeking at my windows. And no Im not obliged to have curtains
Jaxon Martin
Why would you be afraid of that if you didn't know why they were there?
Ayden Sanders
Why would they just tell the building owner and let you go? Sounds to me like some of those people you have problems with may be pulling something. In any case get a lawyer and do what he says.
Ryder Roberts
the thing is now Im going to be harrassed by the people in the building and my family is probably going to find out about the accusations.
Chase Martinez
I replied to this question, I thought they were here for the drugs.
Oliver Cooper
Exactly. Op isn't giving us the whole story. That or he just knows he does dumb shit when black out drunk.
Gavin Ward
Drugs?
Liam Gray
GODDAMIT I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF USING DRUGS. Ive been accused of that before because of the smell (and rightfully so).
Easton Morgan
Regardless of you being innocent. You are accused, and like what was stated in your post, you'll be harassed by these people. Also they have no evidence of it now other than "eye whitness" accounts which will not uphold in a court of law if you fight it due to it being "hearsay". So with that in mind they still would have nothing on you even if you did go and flash the bastard causing you to deal with the harassment you will receive even after proven innocent.
Isaac Brown
It sounds to me like you did do it, OP. You got drunk, and started flashing people. Just because you don't remember it, doesn't mean you didn't do it.
Connor Richardson
Do you run up and down the road with needles hanging out of your arms or are you talking about smoking weed in your own home? Because yeah, they don't fuck with people for that anymore dude.
Nathaniel Thompson
What country and or state (if us)
David Cox
ye couple months ago neighbors came to me and said they can smell what Im doing and will call the cops. So my mind instantly went to that when I saw them at the door. Good thing is I dont smoke in the house no more so I knew they would have had nothing but my family finding out would be very bad for me.
Nolan Robinson
When it comes to the cops lie till u die bro. Generally if they are talking to u and not just arresting u it's because they do not have shit on u and are hopeing u will admit something. Just lie and lie and lie never admit a fucking thing. I managed to get out of a obvious DUI from lying I said my roommate was driving even though he had a broken leg at the time and was obviously not the 1 driving.
Thomas Rivera
Sue everyone for defamation of character. They're already going to harass you, might as well bleed them dry and put them on the streets.
Grayson Wright
I agree, you did it while you were drunk. You will probably get a few years probation and not be allowed to drink for the duration
Chase Collins
yeah they shouldnt, but they do where I live (hint: not USA)
Elijah Davis
Yeah, cuz user is a politician and that kind of law works for that kind of petty shit.
David Anderson
That would have been useful to know earlier. So what country?
Jaxon Taylor
I know , Louie thought me that on an O&A episode I think.
Gabriel Bell
This. Since when is it a crime to be naked in your own house.
Sebastian Martin
Elaborate on the DUI
Brandon Diaz
Not gonna say but it aint europe, usa or africa.
Aaron Lewis
Pretty sure actually sueing would be a waste of time/money. But saying u will sue and giving the name of a lawyer is usually enoughto get people who are ignorant of the law to fuck off.
Xavier Turner
It's the only way.
Jackson Sanchez
I wasnt blackout drunk tho, I remember everything I did.
Thomas Cruz
Asia?
William Wilson
Slander is illegal whether you're a figure of authority or not. I don't know why people want lawyers so bad. You can be your own lawyer, people are just too fucking scared and stupid to do it.
I'd be getting rich off losers if I was in his spot.
Robert James
#FreeThePenis
Jose Ortiz
Went to the liquor store while pretty drunk "not quite shitfaced but not safe to drive it was a stupid fucking thing to do" crashed into a snowbank a couple blocks from home. I knew some faggot was bound to call cops so I walked home tossed keys into a snow bank and walked back with a shovel. When cops showed up I said I just trying to get my roomates car out of the snowbank for him. Still got arrested and the car got towed but not charges at all because I never admitted to driving.
Parker Morgan
Apparently you were blackout drunk faggot.
Nicholas Young
a little on the asian side, a little on the european... ahh fuck it its turkey
here comes the fucking turkroach posts goddamit I wanted to have some real help.
Grayson Hughes
Why not? You think someone's gonna track you down by knowing what country you're in? You're paranoid and you're a pain in the ass for coming here and asking for input but withholding pertinent information. You deserve whatever you get, bitch made bratty ass fucktard.
Abandon thread.
Josiah Ross
I did get some kind of stupid charge like public drunkenness or something all I had to do was see a judge in the morning and he let me go.
Joseph Johnson
>They can't arrest you for he said she said While that's true for OP, "My husband hit me!"
Isaiah Rodriguez
Please put some curtains up user.
William Miller
...
Kayden Bennett
cuz I know Sup Forums dont care for the turks.
Jaxon Williams
At least in that case there would be evidence. In this case there is zero.
Parker Cruz
ım stressed as fuck spidey please fly me outta here.
Thomas Bailey
3rd world countries don't have that law. Of course op conveniently left his location out so everyone assumed he was in the us or europe.
John Nguyen
So this just happens to happen the night you were drunk? Face it. You did this wether it was international or not. If you have any dignity, you'd apologize to everyone in your building, and start attending AA meetings.
Oliver Butler
>international
Kek
Adrian Cox
So you was flashing people out of your window then.
Parker Lee
I remember everything I did. I wasnt black out drunk.
Jaxson Stewart
This is a very good idear wheather u end up in front of a judge or not it will make u look a lot better.
Oliver Allen
Kek. Lucky.
Leo Cruz
I'd rather my family find out I smoke drugs than that I'm a dirty cock flashing pervert.
Adrian Martinez
Depends on where you live, I guess. Here, there's been a few cases of guys getting arrested during domestic violence cases, following only allegations, when the cops didn't know who hit who. Might be because I live in Quebec, >Cucknada.
Nathaniel Morales
obviously. Point being?
Hudson Gomez
Yeah I have been really lucky when it comes to the law. If I do not change my ways though it is only a matter of time before I end up doing some time. Never been to prison before but I have done 2 months in jail "luckily it's off my record" though. Jail wasn't shit but I met a lot of people who did prison time and the stories they told me make me never wanna step foot in a prison.
Jayden Gutierrez
Sauce on pic OP? Seems to be the same girls as this one
Samuel Barnes
So op is Turkey really like Midnight Express where they can jail you and torture you for the smallest thing?
Carter Turner
So you know for sure you didn't do it? You DID say you spent the entire night drinking. That tends to make some memories disappear.
Jace Perry
just wrote flashing on google images.
Cooper Brown
Exactly OP is a lying dick flashing faggot.
Gavin Flores
Could be worse, at least nobody had an umbrella.
Bentley Sanders
never seen a prison here but yeah torture and shit like that is illegal. From wat I heard its pretty much like American prisons without the rape.
Xavier Gutierrez
yeah I know but I didnt drink too much, not nearly enough to lose memories over.
Grayson Foster
Turkish! Fuck you and all your Turkish countrymen. I hope you go to jail. I don't care if you did it or not.
Jonathan Martin
>Get black out drunk >Cops say I flashed my dick >Deny it even though I had no memory
Sounds legit bro. Also why would you talk to the police? They did not have a warrant and you did not need their help.
Benjamin Torres
OP is clearly full of shit here.
Thomas Garcia
Kill yourself faggot.
Daniel Roberts
Just do pic related.
Nathan Green
Stick to smoking weed and stop hanging your dick out of the window.
Robert Stewart
For fuck sake man
Tyler Ward
first of all, ı have all my memories intact. I came home arouns 11 am and then slept for 8 hours. Secondly, I talked to the cops because they were at my door. If your telling me I shouldnt have opened the door, somebody already said this and I replied.
Jackson Long
Midnight Express is a movie where some Americans are in Turkey and get caught with drugs and get their lives made into absolute hell. It was supposed to be fairly accurate at the time but that was 1978 so I guess shit's changed.
Henry Howard
dick aint big enough. Thats another thing, I really dont have much to flash either.
Josiah Ross
This, there is nothing illegal about being nude inside your own home. Now if they accused you of knocking on the window or calling attention to yourself, then yeah, thats illegal.
Ryder Russell
Bro we know you were blackout drunk.
Aaron Collins
no I know the movie but I dont know much about that time period, I know now that its not like that.
Levi Richardson
Nice dubs asshole
Nolan Richardson
Might aswell go actually flash your dick to people
Kevin Evans
>"I have all my memories intact" >doesn't remember flashing at least seven different people Have you considered Alcoholics Anonymous?
Jack Jackson
thats the thing, they told me that I waved to the girls. Its like they know the law enough to accuse me correctly too.
Bentley Watson
Why does op assume we hate Turks? I work with a Turkish girl who's hot as fuck. Also if you're American Turkey is an ally. What am I missing?
Robert Powell
No wonder they're pissed off if you're ramming your little todger in they're eye balls then.
Isaiah Mitchell
Maybe it was your dad.
>I can't believe no one thought of this.
Samuel Green
>they're
Benjamin Roberts
send link of her insta or face.
Evan Watson
So it was specifically girls you flashed at now?
Ethan Morris
1st time I used it was correct. *Their Happy? And don't grammar natzi on Sup Forums It's not my fault you're perverted.